The SaltyNuts Thread

[Preach]

Soo.....

S.Fourteen, you're great and all, but can I be honest with you salty? I am starting to question your sanity. Like. I don't wanna be mean or anything but for real real lol

 

[Prize Gotti]

You've only just started? I've been thinking that shit for years.

 

[PuffnScruff]

s14 is great and a funny person. haven't we all at some point questioned another persons sanity? you just have to understand who salty is to understand why he writes the crazy stuff he does...he is a pot head

 

[Preach]

yeah but i'm one too though... am i.. am i that crazy?

 

[S. Fourteen]

Do we remember the days when it was hard to type about masturbation on the board? I bet some of you still have issues with it. Some females would flat out deny it. The first time (masturbating) was just a test to see, because I had too much horny. The wonderful explosion that came out of me was empowering. And the fact that I was doing it in secrecy was a contributing factor to my climbing heart rate. Maybe because of that secrecy, and deep inside - not wanting to share "my moment" with others - it kept me from openly discussing masturbation.

 

[Jeremy]

lol. He is the weirdest person on the board but I love him tho. I don't know if he is being serious or not sometimes.

 

[ill-matic]

he is like the kid in the back of the class who mutters stuff to himself

 

[The.Menace]

rofl. great thread. And yes I wonder myself sometimes what the fuck he's talkin about in the shoutbox and yes I question his sanity myself .... every now and then.... but.....then again...I call myself crazy so ......2 question his mental sanity is actually.... ah well whatever.

 

[tHuG $TyLe]

Salty is one of the realest people on here. Hes just really really ..Asian.

 

[S. Fourteen]

he is like the kid in the back of the class who mutters stuff to himself

I'm always absent on Mondays.

 

[Sebastian]

I liked him more a year ago...

 

[ill-matic]

I liked him more a year ago...

who gives a shit what you think? lol

what kind of a thing is that to say? do you go up to people and say "i liked you more when you werent ugly"?

 

[S. Fourteen]

When I was about 12 or 13.. a few years after I moved to the States, I was finally getting some courage to speak English to my peers at school. This faggot named Ryan (who wanted to lose his virginity by that summer... fag) flat out told me - "I liked you better when you didn't talk".

 

[tugger13]

Someone told me that once also and funny enough his name was Ryan as well...
Based on his ethics he doesnt deserve to talk to ya bud + at that age kids dont know what the **** they are talkin about anyways

 

[S. Fourteen]

Fuck salty and his motherfucking mama. I want to extend my telescoping baton and knock every single fucking teeth of his. I want stab his eyes and pour citrus into them. Motherfucker. Douchebag. Fucking fagtastic neanderthal. Rip his heart out and post RIP in every single motherfucking thread. I want to let everyone know that I am literally laughing my motherfucking sorry ass off. LMAO LMAO. Fuck you. stfu. I pretend, no I can't, no I will, no I won't, no I would, no I wouldn't. OMG OMG OMG. first name Jesus, middle name Mohammed - ohhhhhh what the fuck. Happy motherfucking holidays you sorry piece of shit.

to be continued...

 

[S. Fourteen]

wave at the fine folks in the similar thread box. half of those motherfuckers are banned. I'm the last standing champ.

ps. stop stalking me

 

[Bachaveli]

he is like the kid in the back of the class who mutters stuff to himself

Pwnd! lol

who gives a shit what you think? lol

lol

Salty is just on some change of humor shit that he thinks is actually entertaining.

 

[S. Fourteen]

Etta James says life is like a song. s14 says a song is like life. It depends. But at the end, entertainment is life. Or is life the entertainment? It depends.

 

[Stred]

^lol are you high right now?

 

[Bachaveli]

See what I mean?

Hes just mumbling something to himself. Leave him alone.