This is like cyber sunday/wrestlemania type of fantasy shit that I thought off while smoking pcp. There will be bloodshed, we demand it. (WHAT UP BLOODSHED!!!)
* So in the first battle we have a fairly even match between Sebastian vs. Carmi. My money would be on carmi to take sebs ass to the cleaners and back. Seb would cry nursing a broken nail and bad hair doo in the end.
* next is like the balkan championship, so we got hizzle sofi and flipmo in a 3way for that shit. all 3 end up knocking eachother out then dating each other when they discover they share something in common besides history. which is gayness.
* that shit is obviously followed by Eric's Rant which is sorta like Pipers Pit. special guest being c-dub. very emotional segment.
* synful luv, katie, carmi (again, c'mon she is a badass lady!) helena, missy, emma & keco are next in 3 different challenges match involving a lingerie pillow fight - mud fight and of course honey licking contest.
* sicc comes out and gives a speech, that will get interupted by seb who comes out complaining about some random insignificant bs moment aswell as getting beat up by carmi. Ending in a big middle finger from sicc to seb followed by a stone cold stunner by sicc and then sicc drinks 40 beers passing out in the ring.
* security escort a passed out sicc out the ring.
* a legends tag team match commences between chronic & thuggy vs. coolwaterz & jokerman. crowd goes crazy, streethop goes banana's match of the night.
* a giant milk carton w/ 7 Syns face appears on titron.
* woody & stred face off in a tequilla drinking contest.. neither wins cause i steal the tequilla and run out naked into the girls locker.
* edouble and linx face battle in a ladder match, on top is an OG vinyl pressed copy of Paid In Full.. still smelling like 1987.
* a "that member who's been here for about 3 years but rarely gets noticed" battle royalé starts. Devious187 wins.
* ghettostar makes a rare appearance. Froggy shows up too. Crowd's going INSANE right now. You know how it do.
* it's BINO, it's BINO!!!!!!!
* bigmack, jabbar & true-mc vs. kamikazi, diaz & pdk in a 3 on 3 cage match.
* casey rain & swami play 2 songs off their upcoming classic record.
* shadiestNZer comes out with a chair calling out Taliq.
* Taliq doesn't show up but instead Rahim does starting a monumental battle.
* Oh shit yo this is the final bout of the evening. so here is the deal. Pitts & Ruk vs. Bachaveli in a 2 on 1 match. Bach be like 12 foot tall made of titanium and spits meteors from his ass crack.
* So in the first battle we have a fairly even match between Sebastian vs. Carmi. My money would be on carmi to take sebs ass to the cleaners and back. Seb would cry nursing a broken nail and bad hair doo in the end.
* next is like the balkan championship, so we got hizzle sofi and flipmo in a 3way for that shit. all 3 end up knocking eachother out then dating each other when they discover they share something in common besides history. which is gayness.
* that shit is obviously followed by Eric's Rant which is sorta like Pipers Pit. special guest being c-dub. very emotional segment.
* synful luv, katie, carmi (again, c'mon she is a badass lady!) helena, missy, emma & keco are next in 3 different challenges match involving a lingerie pillow fight - mud fight and of course honey licking contest.
* sicc comes out and gives a speech, that will get interupted by seb who comes out complaining about some random insignificant bs moment aswell as getting beat up by carmi. Ending in a big middle finger from sicc to seb followed by a stone cold stunner by sicc and then sicc drinks 40 beers passing out in the ring.
* security escort a passed out sicc out the ring.
* a legends tag team match commences between chronic & thuggy vs. coolwaterz & jokerman. crowd goes crazy, streethop goes banana's match of the night.
* a giant milk carton w/ 7 Syns face appears on titron.
* woody & stred face off in a tequilla drinking contest.. neither wins cause i steal the tequilla and run out naked into the girls locker.
* edouble and linx face battle in a ladder match, on top is an OG vinyl pressed copy of Paid In Full.. still smelling like 1987.
* a "that member who's been here for about 3 years but rarely gets noticed" battle royalé starts. Devious187 wins.
* ghettostar makes a rare appearance. Froggy shows up too. Crowd's going INSANE right now. You know how it do.
* it's BINO, it's BINO!!!!!!!
* bigmack, jabbar & true-mc vs. kamikazi, diaz & pdk in a 3 on 3 cage match.
* casey rain & swami play 2 songs off their upcoming classic record.
* shadiestNZer comes out with a chair calling out Taliq.
* Taliq doesn't show up but instead Rahim does starting a monumental battle.
* Oh shit yo this is the final bout of the evening. so here is the deal. Pitts & Ruk vs. Bachaveli in a 2 on 1 match. Bach be like 12 foot tall made of titanium and spits meteors from his ass crack.
