http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays
LMFAO. This is too funny. Basically, a 28 year guy who lives with his 73 year old dad set up this account just to tweet the funny shit his dad says.
Here's some classics:
LMFAO. This is too funny. Basically, a 28 year guy who lives with his 73 year old dad set up this account just to tweet the funny shit his dad says.
Here's some classics:
"What are you listening to?...I know who Hall & Oates are god dammit. It's the mustache guy and the gay man."
(watching the Little League World Series) "These kids are all fat. I remember when you were in little league.... You were fat."
"Your mother rented this film, What Happens In Vegas. I thought it was going to be non-fiction, but it's fiction, and it's about some idiot.
"Your brother brought his baby over this morning. He told me it could stand. It couldn't stand for shit. Just sat there. Big let down."