I'm having a hard time even believing that you are serious. Did you just ask me if I've heard of breaking the ice? I don't know what kind of world you live in, but where I live people don't make obscene comments to perfect strangers as a way of breaking the ice. And I'm not even going to bother addressing your ridiculous assumptions about the kind of person I am based on a couple of online comments because that would make me sound almost as retarded as you.
If you still have doubts about your own stupidity, I recommend trying this:
If you have a job, go to your workplace and approach a girl that you don't know and have never spoken to and look her dead in the eye and ask her if she's shit her pants and what color her ass hair is. If she laughs and says "oh i see you're just breaking the ice here," then I will concede that you're right. If she acts at all embarrassed or offended like she inevitably will act, I win.
PS. You're a moron.
I see shit like that happen all the time and no one ever takes it as serious as you're taking it. If they do, we have a word for them: Douche. You don't have to respond to my comment on what kind of person you are, because I'm pretty positive I was right anyway. You're right, it was only a couple of online statements, but they were all pretty personal type of statements.
She didn't come out right away and ask you if you shit your pants. She told you that you have a spot on your ass and then continued to work off of that. If a girl were to say this shit to me that I never met at work, I would laugh my ass off. She was saying some pretty funny stuff, and no one I know would be prissy enough to take it as offensive. I girl asking a guy these questions is MUCH different than a guy asking a girl these questions.
I'm not trying to offend you man, so I'm sorry if that's what happened. It just seems like you get offended too easily. Also, the fact that you're taking personal shots also implies that you're insecure about yourself, which probably resulted from the aforementioned bullying. I would love to admit that I am in fact the moron, but since I attend one of the top 10 most prestigious public universities in the entire country and you've been working for 8 years in the "seafood" department, I don't think that statement is true.