i did nothing special... last night we had a power hour.... 9 beers later i was throwing up over the third floor balcony... and someone had their comforter out to dry on the second floor.. and it went all over it... so of course i had to add to the damage.. so i finish throwing up, then piss on to it... then i tell myself i need some fresh air so i stay out there and just spit excess saliva onto it.... then.. later on that night a girl that lives above my apartment (we're at my friend's in the bulding next door) she comes over.. and we start talking about how we hear loud banging noises coming from above us.. so she goes, "yeah my roomie is a bit of a large girl, so she must be doing it" so i wasnt exactly in the convo., i was on the couch watching the rockies.. so now i know the cow that's been scaring me with sudden loud bangs when im trying to read... so i go to our apartments computer lab (it's about 11:00 by now) and i type in 46 size font "tell that fat cunt to stop stomping around. Thanks ~apt. 12104 and prolly 12204".. i decided to put the apartment below us first to makei t look it was them... so i print it out... go in my room.. there's no tape.. so i pull out my orbit gum.. chew it.. and then use it like sticky tack and put it facing their door so no passerby can read it... keep in mind im pretty shitfaced and one of the girls is still at my bud's house... after that, i go in my room and go to bed.. i get a call this morning around 10.. and one of my bud's is asking me if anyone in our apartment (there's 3 others) threatened the girls above us... so i say no... then he was like.. ok.. he hung up.. we were supposed to watch the game today, but none of them called me on when to come.. so i figured i ruined his chances with one of the girls above me... i dunno what i think of myself.. i want to apologize but im scared the big girl will eat me... the stomping has stopped though... so that's good...
i just find it funny that i thought of this while i was drunk..of al lthe things to do, i do this..
