i smashed a cars windshield ........... with my face

ARon

Well-Known Member
#22
Of all the videos I've seen of people doing that I've never seen one come out successful, except one dude but he was on a ladder. It looks like you won though no lie, that windshield is fucked up, your chin aint thaaaaat bad. My friend in a redneck town broke his windshield and kicked it out so he drives without one, he got a ticket for it though so he has to wear a helmet for it to be legal which looks funny as fuck, do the same chicks will dig it.
 
#27
man.. i wish the drinking age here was fuckin 18.... maybe going to bars around here would actually have a point.. instead of havingsomeone buy them for me like a woman...
 

hizzle?

Well-Known Member
Staff member
#29
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Well this weekend I went to a casino completely drunk. It was two hours away on 120 km/h. My sick friend somehow made it in 1h15. We bought a 30 Bud pack for 30$. We call it the "Dirrty 30 for 30". We drank 10 beers each in 1h30.

Went in the casino. I won about 60$ in blackjack, I don't even remember how. My friend went like in that Family Guy episode...

- 10
- hit me
- 15
- hit me
- 20
- hit me
- 25
- hit me
- eh?
-HIT ME!
- 30
-hit me....


fun night out.
 

hizzle?

Well-Known Member
Staff member
#31
Now that I think about it Woody, we did something similar, it was less or equally dangerous...

My friend parked his 94 Jetta next to a big pile of snow.

We started jumping over the Jetta and landing in the snow. We smashed the roof a little bit too much.

My leap sucks so i jumped just high enough so my knees hit the side windows. Smashing them a little bit.

Then we started to jump over it while he was riding it next to us.

Good times.

After a while we just ended up drifting in the snowy streets and crushing in the piles of snow.

Canada rocks.
 

Flipmo

VIP Member
Staff member
#32
Boogers galore

Edit: The worse me and my friends ever did was drive into a snowbank (the big ones here in Montreal) because we wanted to see the shit fall over us like an avalanche. Ironically enough, when the snow came tumbling down (well a lil of it) my drunk friend screamed: "GET OUT ITS GONNA BURY US ALIVEEEEE"... but only a lil fell on the front window. lol

Anyways, well done Tha Wood. lol
 

Prize Gotti

Boots N Cats
Staff member
#33
i laughed so loud reading this my neighbour started banging on the wall telling me to shut up. She doesnt even do that when I have the hifi on full.
 
#34
I had a neighbor, and whenever he would knock on my wall I knew he wanted me to turn my music down, and that made me angry because I like loud music, so when he knocked on the wall I'd mess with his head. I'd say: "Go around! I cannot open the wall. I don't know if you have a doorknob on the other side, but over here there's nothing. It's just flat." :)
 

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