Well, the Empire doesn't consider a small one-man poster to be any threat, or they'd have tighter forum guidelines. An analysis of the plans provided by Princess Keco has demonstrated a weakness in the battle station. But the approach will not be easy. You are required to maneuver straight down this thread and skim through to make a point. The target point is only two lines long. It's a small anal exaggerated post, right below the main point. The post leads directly to the reader's mind. A precise hit will start a chain reaction which should destroy the forum. Only a precise hit will set off a chain reaction. The shaft is SiGh-shielded, so you'll have to use porno malware.
That's impossible! Even for a Vista running on MacBook!
It's not impossible. I used to bullseye ill-matic rants in my S14 back home, they're not much longer than two lines.
Then type your post. And may the Force be with you.