Creating Hip-Hop fast food joint: (your ideas)

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What all food & drink wise should it sale?
What should the name of the joint be?
What should the employees wear?
What should the slogan be?
What should the mascot character be?

I wanna see some ideas coming together. Maybe we could come together and launch an actually fast food chain, where one joint would pop up in the most happening spot in the Midwest, South, East, and West, and then all over maybe.

So far the main idea is it'll have to play hip-hop/rap music in sections. It'll have the uncensored music playing section for adults and minors who are with parents and also the censored music playing section for the minors. The employees will have to speak in ebonics (maybe even in rhyme) and have rap names on their lable badges. And so indeed the food names should be of hip-hopish/ebonics related (example: "Yo, can I get the McNigga" lol. "Yo, can I get the No Homo Supreme" lol. Yeah, it gotta be how we talk to each other to represent the hip hop culture).

I have a idea of what the male employees must wear... Big fake (of course) gold chains and fake tatts even with white Tees and baggy pants. The female employees gotta be wearing what video hos usually wear. Hell, that should keep customers coming back. Eat your heart out Hooters! Also to spice up the culture wear the male employees should be strapped with fake handguns in their belts/pants, exposing 'em. That would be fly!

I'm telling you guys it would be dope to launch the first Hip-Hop theme fast food joint chain.

A joint gotta have for sale food for breakfast and lunch/dinner.

Come on with the ideas. We gotta make Micky D's, BK, Wendy's, Arby's, Jack N in the Box, Sonic, Checker's, etc. look like childs play.

I got more ideas I'll post later, but right now I wanna see your ideas. All the hottest ideas will be actually considered.

Think of all the ppl that hate to see our Hip-Hop culture expand. We'll show them fools.

 

[S. Fourteen]

pffff Hip Hop fastfood... just listen to Lil Wayne and enjoy your Junior Whopper and cardboard crown.

Hip Hop is like mama's soup that's been on the stove since 4AM of day before. You can't rush art.

 

[S. Fourteen]

Yes, I would like the nas burger with bacon and swiss beatz and a order of 50 cent M&M vanilla ice with extra ice cubes please

 

[S. Fourteen]

Could I also get the Beanie Sigel philly cheese stake with extra chilli and a Cocoa Brovaz smoothie.
Do you carry any type of Juice?
We have Hi-C
How about Tang?
The only flava we have are Wu and Pootie
Okay, I'll take a large Pootie

 

[Da_Funk]

What all food & drink wise should it sale?
What should the name of the joint be?
What should the employees wear?
What should the slogan be?
What should the mascot character be?

I wanna see some ideas coming together. Maybe we could come together and launch an actually fast food chain, where one joint would pop up in the most happening spot in the Midwest, South, East, and West, and then all over maybe.

So far the main idea is it'll have to play hip-hop/rap music in sections. It'll have the uncensored music playing section for adults and minors who are with parents and also the censored music playing section for the minors. The employees will have to speak in ebonics (maybe even in rhyme) and have rap names on their lable badges. And so indeed the food names should be of hip-hopish/ebonics related (example: "Yo, can I get the McNigga" lol. "Yo, can I get the No Homo Supreme" lol. Yeah, it gotta be how we talk to each other to represent the hip hop culture).

I have a idea of what the male employees must wear... Big fake (of course) gold chains and fake tatts even with white Tees and baggy pants. The female employees gotta be wearing what video hos usually wear. Hell, that should keep customers coming back. Eat your heart out Hooters! Also to spice up the culture wear the male employees should be strapped with fake handguns in their belts/pants, exposing 'em. That would be fly!

I'm telling you guys it would be dope to launch the first Hip-Hop theme fast food joint chain.

A joint gotta have for sale food for breakfast and lunch/dinner.

Come on with the ideas. We gotta make Micky D's, BK, Wendy's, Arby's, Jack N in the Box, Sonic, Checker's, etc. look like childs play.

I got more ideas I'll post later, but right now I wanna see your ideas. All the hottest ideas will be actually considered.

Think of all the ppl that hate to see our Hip-Hop culture expand. We'll show them fools.

This sounds like a great idea, you should consider investing some major money into it. I am serious.

 

[S. Fourteen]

Fat Joe for spokesman!!!! He's the Don and his cute and cuddliness is sure to attract the kids.

Excuse me - could I get my Nas burger on white Bun Bs? lolllllll

 

[dillaxx]

i fuckin love s14

 

[S O F I]

lmao at McNigga.

 

[ARon]

I thought they already had these. Chicken and waffles anyone?

 

[Shadows]

*Drives up ghetto drive thru*

Wassup nigga, can a hoe take your order?

Yah, a nigga would like some chicken M.C. Niggets.

what size?

im not dat hungray, i just want the jay-z biters. also, my bastard child would like a soulja boy happy meal.

what drank wif dat?

A Dr. Dre

what toy wif dat?

hurry up kid, that asshole back there is all on my ass.

i want dem platinum teef.

Thank You for comming, heres our new lil wayne Lollipop.

*Speeds off*

See nigga, i dont have to take you to the Candy Shop, now a nigga saves 50cents.

 

[Snowman]

*Welcome to Burgers and Blunts* how may i help you???

yes i would like a Big Makaveli burger, Biggie Fries and a Lg Mystikal, and a Puffy Shake w Eminem's on top.

 

[masta247]

lmao this thread is classic. I just added it to my bookmarks.

 

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This sounds like a great idea, you should consider investing some major money into it. I am serious.

The problem is I dont have the kind of doe or collateral just yet. So if I can pitch the idea to the right person(s) maybe I can get a lump sum or royalties. I'd shoot for royalties over a lump sum.

Anyway, I was thinkin what most fast food joints have in common is french fries... Though wouldn't it be boss if this type of chain had tatertots instead of frenchfries to serve?

Tots vs frenchfries

With tots a person can do more with em like apply salt, pepper, and/or katchup. Or have em served in some kind of cheese. So the joint chain shouldn't just serve tots, but serve tots with cheese also. I give it to Micky D's...they got the best fries. Though this hip hop fast food joint would have the soon to be best tatertots to give it the 1up over the competition. The tots should be called maybe Hop-Tots.

Matter of fact, instead of serving pop/soda the chain should serve different V8s. What other ideal drinks I'll let you guys decide because dont want to just serve V8s only.

I got ideas pumpin! Instead of just giving ice... the joint should have that in variaties. Like have lemonaid ice cubes or different popsickle styed/flavored ice cubes for a costomer's drinks. Yeah, regular ice will still be available too. Besides, Hip-Hop is also graffeti arts which involves a whole host of colors in arrays.

As for the walls inside... They gotta have posters/pictures in frames of actual rappers and models and tricked out cars. Maybe even drugs and guns. The pose I'd want from the rappers in the frames is the 'mean mug' look.

The commericals to launch should have actual rappers in em. This would bring the buzz needed to get the chain quickly famous as the other fast food joints.

 

[masta247]

Mine would be called "mcghetto".
Every restaurant would have a "ghetto drive by",
there would be a Twista Sandwitch and Chef Master P's mcniggers, 2-pac of coke for the price of 50-center, the crunk juice for free with every double mc-10 meal and the game for free to every smile meal. I would also sell 9th wonder burgers, notorious fries with b.i.g. ketchup, smifnbecon sandwitch and frenchfries connected special.

 

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*Drives up ghetto drive thru*

Wassup nigga, can a hoe take your order?

Yah, a nigga would like some chicken M.C. Niggets.

what size?

im not dat hungray, i just want the jay-z biters. also, my bastard child would like a soulja boy happy meal.

what drank wif dat?

A Dr. Dre

what toy wif dat?

hurry up kid, that asshole back there is all on my ass.

i want dem platinum teef.

Thank You for comming, heres our new lil wayne Lollipop.

*Speeds off*

See nigga, i dont have to take you to the Candy Shop, now a nigga saves 50cents.

Yeah, they'd be talking like that cause the FCC cant fuck with fast food like they do with TV.

Welcome to etc. What the fuck do you want from a nigga (or: ho)? Do you that mothafucka for here or do you want the mothafucka to go?

The combo meals shouldnt have numbers or just numbers. No, they should have most famous names or nick names to rappers.

PPl ordering may say something like:

"Ah, I'll have the Notoreous B.I.G. combo meal",
"Ah, I'll have the Makaveli the Don combo meal."

^^It's like which is best quality wise, value wise, or quantity wise with the combo meals. That would be sweet like pie if you catch my drift.

Speaking of pie... Instead of apple pie or even cheesecake like Micky D's this chain joint should serve pecon pie. Instead of cheesecake how about warm cupcakes that are banananut bread.

What's to be served should include polar sausages and italian sausages for going on hotdog buns. Yeah, sounds perfect. Yeah, hotdog stands aint fucking with this either.

Keep the ideas rollin'! This is getting somewhere. If we dont start the chain, then I guarantee the idea alone will spark the brain that will start the chain that makes our Hip-Hop culture grow to where instead of just clothing, music, art, and dance it'll be fast food to really showcase our culture.

Oh yeah, dont forget honeydew melons. That with watermelon slice would be called the Dynamic Duo.

So far this hip hop fast food chain joint should be in competition with other fast food joints, hotdog stands, icecream parlors, and them ppl that be selling fruit in the middle of the streets (lol). And it would be winning surely. What else should be beaten out here? Donut shops! The joint should sell coconut cake donuts. That would be new. Even have cinnimon coconut cake donuts maybe.

Wait a sec forget fried chicken to compete with KFC and Pop Eye's. How about chicken baked in hot sauce?! No other fast food joint is doing that so it would be another 1up. This joint chain should also have pizza slices with pizza sauce with hot sauce in it too. Hot sauce goes with chicken and pizza. :hungry:

The small drink would be refered to as a Ho. The large drink would be referred to as a Pimp.

BK got the King. Mc D's got the Clown. What this joint may need is a mascot too that tops em all. Maybe the first black pope that'll give the hip hop gospel.

The name of the joint maybe should be Hip-Hoppacy since it'll have the first black pope.

The hip-hop/rap music played would have to be of all regions and of old and new skool.

The spiciest combo meal should be called a Bloods and Crips Combo meal cause it's sure to bang in your mouth.

And know how stores have, say, X Box so that it can be played but not stolen? This joint chain should have em for the kids to play.

 

[masta247]

Also people would have to place their orders with gang signs and greet with "westside" sign. If they didn't they'd get popped by ice cube guns.

 

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Mine would be called "mcghetto".
Every restaurant would have a "ghetto drive by",
there would be a Twista Sandwitch and Chef Master P's mcniggers, 2-pac of coke for the price of 50-center, the crunk juice for free with every double mc-10 meal and the game for free to every smile meal. I would also sell 9th wonder burgers, notorious fries with b.i.g. ketchup, smifnbecon sandwitch and frenchfries connected special.

That's exactly what I was thinking callin' it a "Drive by" instead of a Drive thru.

 

[masta247]

he spiciest combo meal should be called a Bloods and Crips Combo meal cause it's sure to bang in your mouth.

LMAO!

 

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Gotta have the ghetto hood-ness, that thug-ness, that gangsta-ness, that baller-ness, that pimp-ness, that drug dealer-ness, that rap slang-ness all in a Hip-Hop theme fast food chain.

I'm thinkin' among what else is to be served should be:

PB&J sandwiches
Grilled Cheese sandwiches
Balony sandwiches with you choice of mustard or mayo.

^^That'll be the cheapest stuff on the menu. This should beat out the cheapness of Taco Bell in competition.

There needs to be a sub sandwich to compete with Sub Way and Qizno. It should be one sub offered... call it the "6 inch long No Homo Sub" LOL!

As for the music the joints should have a 'two fer tuesday'. That's the day where two tracks by an artist gets played back to back.

 

[hizzle?]

Well first off, start doing a Business Plan of your idea and then only you could start mildely thinking about this idea...

Btw, that violence stuff (fake guns, curse words) would do no good.