Know any good hotels in Amsterdam?

[Preach]

I'm going to Amster again on the 22nd (9 days) and right now I'm trying to find a good hotel. I need a cheap hotel with a triple room, and smoking allowed.

WTF is up with no smoking these days? I get having no smoking rooms, and in lieu of how the general consensus on cigarette smoke has changed, maybe keeping a reserve of smoker rooms. But no. I have looked through like literally 50-60 hotels and they are all smoke-free. In the middle of central Amsterdam, are you fucking kidding me?

Anyone know a cheap hotel where you can at least toke out of the window at night time lol?

 

[Preach]

"All public and private areas are non-smoking." :evil:

edit: lmao btw, in the description on booking.com, pretty much all hotels I have seen so far have had "Gay friendly" in the description. true story. it's a whole different world down there for faggots.

 

[Flipmo]

Stay at Duke's house, just hold a 6-shot revolver under your pillow. Never know when Duke is watching............

 

[S O F I]

It's not that hard to smoke outside. Plus, your clothing picks up the odor and then it stinks.

 

[hizzle?]

Stay at Duke's house, just hold a 6-shot revolver under your pillow. Never know when Duke is watching............

fuck Duke. he tells you that he'll drink and smoke with you, then he doesn't answer his messages and e-mails for ten days.


Anyways, the Flying Pig Downtown is the best hostel in Amsterdam. Right in downtown, a 5 minute walk from the Red Light district.

I stayed at Hotel Slotania. Alright place, but you have to take the tram to get to downtown.

A few of my friends stayed at the Heart of Amsterdam. It's neighbors are a Sex and a Coffee Shop. :noworry:

 

[Preach]

It's not that hard to smoke outside. Plus, your clothing picks up the odor and then it stinks.

Stinks, or smells ridiculously heavenly? I'll take the weed odor, thank you very much.

Depending on the ventilation in the room, I might just get a handy bong and blow out of the window. I can empty all but the largest bongs in one go. I would just prefer to chill with a joint in my hand late at night.

Found triple rooms from around 530 euro for six days. Not too bad, but the hotels are probably shabby as fuck. Found some 3 star hotels for 800-ish, might go for one of those just for the luxery of having a proper room.

Anyways, the Flying Pig Downtown is the best hostel in Amsterdam. Right in downtown, a 5 minute walk from the Red Light district.

lol :thumb:

 

[hizzle?]

Well, I'm guessing you are going there for pot and hookers. Don't tell me that you won't solicit a prostitute. If I had no gf, I would have dropkicked through that god damn red window without even thinking about it.

But seriously, that hostel is really cool, a lot of students stay there, it's super friendly and the people are cool.

 

[Flipmo]

I would have done a flying clothesline like Ultimate Warrior through the window.

 

[Duke]

If I was world dictator I'd ban all Yugo's from A'dam to save the hookers.

 

[Bobby Sands]

As you said they are all gay friendly so plenty of choices for you.

 

[SicC]

As you said they are all gay friendly so plenty of choices for you.

lol. :lol:

 

[Preach]

Well, I'm guessing you are going there for pot and hookers. Don't tell me that you won't solicit a prostitute. If I had no gf, I would have dropkicked through that god damn red window without even thinking about it.

well actually i'm going with two friends, and they're both girls. it's not that i have some moral quarrel about hookers, it's just gonna be hard to get away. also, even though it's all perfectly legal, duke told me there's some slave trade shit in the picture there. that actually turned me off the idea lol.

 

[Duke]

^ Watch Flip and Hizz get turned ON by that info...

 

[S O F I]

duke told me there's some slave trade shit in the picture there. that actually turned me off the idea lol.

LOL.

as is the case with most hookers in the world.

 

[Preach]

LOL.

as is the case with most hookers in the world.

yeah, some maybe, but i dunno. i have never looked into the prostitution business. i just always thought that since it's perfectly legal in holland and they get taxed like regular employees, that it would be girls that opted to do so. sorta like the old cliché about strippers paying their way through college. i wouldn't be surprised if; and therefore thought some girls willingly fucked their way through college since a lot of them do it for free anyway lol,.

 

[hizzle?]

well actually i'm going with two friends, and they're both girls. it's not that i have some moral quarrel about hookers, it's just gonna be hard to get away. also, even though it's all perfectly legal, duke told me there's some slave trade shit in the picture there. that actually turned me off the idea lol.

Oh yeah? that's actually hot.

 

[hizzle?]

^ Watch Flip and Hizz get turned ON by that info...

Damn it, go fuck yourself, I saw this thing after I posted.

 

[Duke]

lmao. typical.