Translation from 1950s Norwegian Home Economics teaching book

[keco52]

Only to make them proportionate to my a.ss...a bow would throw off the balance I'm trying to obtain.

 

[Flipmo]

I put padding in my trousers, makes me penis look abnormally large.

 

[tHuG $TyLe]

I out padding on my head. So my brain looks larger. Thus meaning I am looking smarter.

 

[hizzle?]

I put padding in my trousers, makes me penis look abnormally large.

shocking.

 

[S. Fourteen]

Before anyone mistakes my earlier comment for an attack against keco's breast size - I just want to say that big tits get in the way and they're more trouble than it is worth. Big booty is another story (wink wink)

Seriously, keco, you look at the ribbon comment and get annoyed because you don't want to wear a ribbon - but it ain't about that. But whatever, we all have different priorities I guess.

I'm going to end up fixing the plumbing and mowing the lawn anyway.

 

[S O F I]

Also, 'being stuck with an unworthy asshole' is like saying you are not equal to a man b/c he is in control since YOU are stuck...In a sense, women bring themselves down if that is the case.

Elaborate.

 

[Chronic]

Part of the problem of why women are stoopid:

An excerpt from the literary masterpiece He's Just Not That Into You

"He's Just Not That Into You [....] deserves a place on every woman's night table. It knows you're a beautiful, smart, funny woman who deserves better."

I think there's a lot of merit to saying that the women of today are worse than the men of today (in the western world at least). With that said, after all the shit men put women through we just kind of have to suck it up, even if it's not our fault. Men were horrible for centuries, lets just be understanding so we don't have to deal with centuries of crazy women

 

[keco52]

Seriously, keco, you look at the ribbon comment and get annoyed because you don't want to wear a ribbon - but it ain't about that.

It wasn't about a ribbon...

My priorities are not equality in the relationship...bc couples are not usually equal. I don't want to change my oil and he doesn't want to fold his laundry...it's a trade-off for mutual gain.

I dont even remember my point bc I think I just wanted to argue....um...

Yea...I'm not going to praise my man for going to work. That's sh.it you're supposed to do. Just like I don't expect to be praised for doing housework.

 

[Chronic]

I have a reply to the whole 21st century women are crazy thing but since it's mostly about biology and quite lengthy this threads need to have at least 5 pages of serious discussion. Lets get things heated so I can post it without feeling sad.

 

[Flipmo]

Post it Chronic, dooooooooooooooooooooo it.

 

[Shadows]

'being stuck with an unworthy asshole' is like saying you are not equal to a man b/c he is in control since YOU are stuck...In a sense, women bring themselves down if that is the case.

Elaborate.

Well, Women seem to think they are stuck with the man they are with like as if leaving them would be the biggest thing one can do. Anyone can get a divorce and meet someone else romantically or as roommates to live on their own.

One thing in life you can't do is get rid of your kids. They will be in your lives for more than 18 years. A man or woman doesn't have to be.

Too much women I know stay with their man, whether they are worthy or not. So when a woman says she is stuck in a relationship, then that just shows that she's not equal to the man b/c most guys leave.

Any girl can go out and do anything they want, not only that but the women generally have an option of having child support if the situation had kids involved so they can't throw the $ argument in the situation.

Therefore, like I said, women are putting themselves down and giving the man power (whether he wants it or not) b/c they choose to stay even if they are unhappy. It's not like way back then like Keco said where women had no choice to stay b/c of no education and stuff.

I think women should keep fighting to be equal. Same as men, men shouldn't be scared to leave if they think their life will be ruined with having to pay child support...but I generally think it's women with the problem. I hardly EVER see men not leaving b/c they have to pay child support.

Keco said,

If you want to force us into the role as the housewife/maid then you better go be the breadwinner. Otherwise it should be equal...if you're both bringing in income then you both take care of the home.

Generally speaking, women don't understand that most these things are jokes, or have some truth behind it b/c back then women would be more willing to compromise back then. You see, having to force you to do something is just giving us power. We don't want to force you to do anything. Leave it To Beaver, and shit like Brady Bunch are examples of men like that (yes, i know they are shows, but they have validity to them.)

So what we want is for women to be compromising or learn to be EQUAL and appreciate things (like we do) or just have a good day, STFU and go cook and make us our favorite dish every now and then to show appreciation, like the bread winners would go take you out places once in a while. That's why babysitters first existed.

Personally, I rather relationships be equal where we both work so we both feel like we are contributing and we both do things inside the house. Where we both punish our children...etc...

(Guys, It's not hard to clean, cook, or sacrifice one hour a week of her favorite TV show.)

(Girls, its not hard to learn sports, do an oil change or suck dick more often.)

 

[keco52]

I'm interested in what chronic says...and I don't care to argue about it bc I don't even disagree. It's going to be different in every family.

 

[Chronic]

^^
I'll try to type it up but if I do and you disagree you'd better care enough to argue , otherwise it'll be a bigger waste of my time than Hans Moleman being stuck in the Kwik-E-Mart. Either way it would be nice to get a woman's perspective on it.

Disclaimer: it won't be that interesting, just long.

 

[_carmi]

^just copy the interesting parts Chronic. I wanna read. I will rep you for it.

 

[keco52]

^^
I'll try to type it up but if I do and you disagree you'd better care enough to argue , otherwise it'll be a bigger waste of my time than Hans Moleman being stuck in the Kwik-E-Mart. Either way it would be nice to get a woman's perspective on it.

Disclaimer: it won't be that interesting, just long.

mmk I'll argue....type it up

 

[S O F I]

Well, Women seem to think they are stuck with the man they are with like as if leaving them would be the biggest thing one can do. Anyone can get a divorce and meet someone else romantically or as roommates to live on their own.

One thing in life you can't do is get rid of your kids. They will be in your lives for more than 18 years. A man or woman doesn't have to be.

Too much women I know stay with their man, whether they are worthy or not. So when a woman says she is stuck in a relationship, then that just shows that she's not equal to the man b/c most guys leave.

Any girl can go out and do anything they want, not only that but the women generally have an option of having child support if the situation had kids involved so they can't throw the $ argument in the situation.

Therefore, like I said, women are putting themselves down and giving the man power (whether he wants it or not) b/c they choose to stay even if they are unhappy. It's not like way back then like Keco said where women had no choice to stay b/c of no education and stuff.

I think women should keep fighting to be equal. Same as men, men shouldn't be scared to leave if they think their life will be ruined with having to pay child support...but I generally think it's women with the problem. I hardly EVER see men not leaving b/c they have to pay child support.

Keco said,



Generally speaking, women don't understand that most these things are jokes, or have some truth behind it b/c back then women would be more willing to compromise back then. You see, having to force you to do something is just giving us power. We don't want to force you to do anything. Leave it To Beaver, and shit like Brady Bunch are examples of men like that (yes, i know they are shows, but they have validity to them.)

So what we want is for women to be compromising or learn to be EQUAL and appreciate things (like we do) or just have a good day, STFU and go cook and make us our favorite dish every now and then to show appreciation, like the bread winners would go take you out places once in a while. That's why babysitters first existed.

Personally, I rather relationships be equal where we both work so we both feel like we are contributing and we both do things inside the house. Where we both punish our children...etc...

(Guys, It's not hard to clean, cook, or sacrifice one hour a week of her favorite TV show.)

(Girls, its not hard to learn sports, do an oil change or suck dick more often.)

I think Carmi was specifically talking in the context of the relationship dynamic described in the book.

 

[Chronic]

^just copy the interesting parts Chronic. I wanna read. I will rep you for it.

It's in my head, still need to type it up. No need for reps (I know you're kidding), I just wanted to know if people were interested enough in this discussion before I started typing. Especially since it doesn't really reply to anyone in specific, just my view on certain things. I should've just posted it instead of hyping it up, damnit.

March 4th 2009... COMING SOON.

 

[Bobby Sands]

oh man i cannot wait for this shit.

 

[Chronic]

lmao bastard.

 

[Chronic]

Tried writing it but it became so incohesive I longer had a point and got writer's block. Might post it later. Sorry to disappoint, I know this hurts but I'm sure you'll all survive.