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Flipmo

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#21
Well, your cat is a retard. lol.

My cats hide their shit like decent people of the animal kingdom, they don't roll in it.

As for licking themselves, cat saliva is a natural bleach and cleaner. So, it beats wtv the bs dog is drooling.
 

S O F I

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#24
From reading some responses I noticed foreigners like cats more than dogs, any truth in this?
What constitutes a "foreigner" is pretty relative on this board.

Jon - B.C.
Ruk - Australia.

You're the foreigner, pal. :)

But, no, I don't know. I like cats much more than I like dogs. But, most of my foreign (Bosnian) friends prefer dogs.

So, I wouldn't make that conclusion.
 

Bobby Sands

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#28
Well, your cat is a retard. lol.

My cats hide their shit like decent people of the animal kingdom, they don't roll in it.

As for licking themselves, cat saliva is a natural bleach and cleaner. So, it beats wtv the bs dog is drooling.
Look, if the cat is in the house and wants to take a shit, it does so under the table. If my dog needs to go take a shit, it comes over to me and then walks towards the door and starts barking. She will never ever do it in the house.

And besides dogs have been far more helpful to humans than cats throughout history.
 

S. Fourteen

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#30
Thats because you now have a pussy
That is correct. Thank you for clarifying it for us.

The biggest reason why I dislike dogs is because they, especially the young, tend to be too active for a mellow guy like me. Get multiple dogs together and it's fucking Kentucky Derby in the living room with loud body-jerking barks and all that. The only annoyance a cat can possibly produce is a paw under the door for some cuddle time. Awwwwwwww :love:
 

Da_Funk

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#34
Look, if the cat is in the house and wants to take a shit, it does so under the table. If my dog needs to go take a shit, it comes over to me and then walks towards the door and starts barking. She will never ever do it in the house.

And besides dogs have been far more helpful to humans than cats throughout history.
Wtf kinda cats do you have?

Do they not have litterboxes in ireland?
 

Flipmo

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#35
Cats used to be praised as Gods; thats why they > dogs.
Dogs run around like children with downs syndrome and may I remind you once again, they eat their own kaka
 

keco52

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#36
:fury: No they dont ^^^

They only do that if they're not getting enough food or are sick.

Have you ever heard of a seeing eye cat? NOO
cadaver cat, guard cat, police cat, fire cat, cancer and drug sniffing cats? NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE. A cat did not get Timmy out of the well. A DOG DID! :notrust:

Stop the nonsense...everyone knows that dogs are better :noworry:
 

_carmi

me, myself & us
#37
Cats used to be praised as Gods; thats why they > dogs.
Dogs run around like children with downs syndrome and may I remind you once again, they eat their own kaka
I don't know what kind of dogs you had. My dogs never did that. Not my fault if you didn't raise your dog well.
 

Bobby Sands

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#39
:fury: No they dont ^^^

They only do that if they're not getting enough food or are sick.

Have you ever heard of a seeing eye cat? NOO
cadaver cat, guard cat, police cat, fire cat, cancer and drug sniffing cats? NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE. A cat did not get Timmy out of the well. A DOG DID! :notrust:

Stop the nonsense...everyone knows that dogs are better :noworry:
Exactly. as i said Dogs have done way more for humans that shitty cats. Dogs were one of the earliest forms of security for Humans.
 

Flipmo

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#40
I don't know what kind of dogs you had. My dogs never did that. Not my fault if you didn't raise your dog well.
Firstly, my dog(s) never ate his shit, this is about other people's dogs.

Secondly, it's not about raising a dog. Dogs eat their own shit for specific reasons, the food you give them, most of the time is quite high in fat and has a lot of ingredients does not really get digested by it's stomach, so when a dog shits, it obviously still smells a lot of the fat that it ate, hence, will eat it's own shit.
For example, leave your dog next to a cat litter and see what he does, he will eat the cat shit, you know why? Cat food has twice the amount of fat/protein in it than dog food.

So, the idea of raising a dog to not eat his fecal matter, is quite ridiculous on its own when it is in their nature to eat anything with a source of fat. Ask any Vet, they'll tell you the same. I have 2 dogs now, and since I've been 10, I've had another 4. All strays that I have brought in, so trust me, I am more than capable of raising a pet.

Lastly, who cares if dogs have done much for humans, we're talking about which we prefer. You don't get a dog because they're been human helpers at one point or another, you get a pet as a companion. I've had both, and I prefer cats cause they're a lot more independent.

Edit: Oh also, cats have contributed to society, look it up, you'd be quite surprised, and it's been on a global scale; it's called the Black Plague.
 

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