About to Snap

[Euphanasia]

Here goes.

At a pizza shop at 3am after a night of drinking. My friend says he's gonna go talk to these two hot chicks at a booth. I say cool, I'm gonna get food. I'm exhausted, drunk, ready to go home.

Next thing i know i hear someone yelling so i turn around and there's this older guy (55 maybe) sitting on a stool and cursing me out. I've never seen him before, I don't know what the fuck is going on. Come to find out he's the father of these two girls and he's upset that my friend is hitting on them. So I'm telling him that this has nothing to do with me and to leave me the fuck alone. Now this other kid gets involved and he starts cursing me out too.

I'm really getting heated now. Then one of the girls my friend was talking to turns around and gets right in my face, spitting and cussing, calling me every name in the book. So I'm yelling back at her calling her "stupid" and an "idiot" since she's yelling at me for no reason and we don't even know each other.

She punches me in the eye. This fat kid behind the counter runs over to restrain her because this bitch is going nuts trying to attack me. She gets around him and punches me in the face again. He opens the door and throws her out.

I'm shocked and completely furious now. I'm talking to my friend about what the fuck just happened. All of a sudden this guy comes in and starts screaming at us, calling us fucking faggots and that he'll kick our asses blah blah blah. He's right in my face and I'm really thinking that I'm going to get in a fight. He's like I'll be waiting for you fuckers outside, you gotta leave sometime.

Then this skank behind the counter starts yelling at me because she is a friend of the douchebag redneck that was cussing me out. So I start ripping into her.

Now it's nearly 4am and I'm trying to figure out what to do because this guy is pacing back and forth outside waiting for us. We decide to wait in there awhile and when we finally got out of there, everyone was gone. Got to bed around 5 and woke up this morning in a very bad mood.

I'm still furious. I don't know why these things keep happening to me. This is the third time a girl has hit me in the face in a month and there has yet to be any provocation on my part.

So I'm about ready to snap. I don't like to fight; I'm not a big guy and it's not my thing. But the next person that touches me is going to get drilled in the head. I don't care who it is because I've had it.

The end.

 

[bacho2]

So you got drilled again by a chick.

What an entertaining stories you have.

Poor girl whoever gets in your way next time. I wouldn't want to be her.

 

[linx]

..The fuck? How have you managed to get hit 3 times in the face by different chicks within a month? I'm not the type of dude that believes in hitting a girl, but FUCK THAT. If she's gonna hit me once, I may give her a second to walk away. If she doesn't, I probably won't punch her in the face, but she will be on the ground one way or another. Chicks can't just go around punching guys and playing that "you can't hit a chick" card. No way, fuck that.

As far as those other guys go, you and your friend should of went outside and handled that. I'm not saying you should of fought them (it would obviously be better to just tell him it was a misunderstanding first), but if that's what they wanted to do.

 

[Jeremy]

Wtf???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

 

[bacho2]

..The fuck? How have you managed to get hit 3 times in the face by different chicks within a month? I'm not the type of dude that believes in hitting a girl, but FUCK THAT. If she's gonna hit me once, I may give her a second to walk away. If she doesn't, I probably won't punch her in the face, but she will be on the ground one way or another. Chicks can't just go around punching guys and playing that "you can't hit a chick" card. No way, fuck that.

As far as those other guys go, you and your friend should of went outside and handled that. I'm not saying you should of fought them (it would obviously be better to just tell him it was a misunderstanding first), but if that's what they wanted to do.

What is the matter with you...its not like he got hit 3 times with same chicks within a month. In all of three occasions, it has been different chicks drilling his ass so maybe he is giving each of them a chance, if they again come back and drill him in future, then he'll probably consider putting them on the ground. Whether that would be by force to let them know he won't take anymore sucker punches or an invitation to sexual intercourse, we would never know.

 

[Duke]

Chicks can't just go around punching guys and playing that "you can't hit a chick" card. No way, fuck that.

Word! There are boundaries.

And on the altercation itself, that seems to be a very weird situation, man. Did you just get really unlucky and ran into a bunch of stupid and hotheaded people or what?

And not be a dick, but was there really just one guy waiting for you and your buddy and you *didn't* confront him?

 

[bacho2]

Word!

You ain't been around long enough to know big names.

Recognize game, foo'!

Looks like Duke has gone to the ghetto's of Holland and found himself a black girlfriend.

Much like Hector Elizondo gone wild in How High.

 

[vg4030]

Man, you gotta start taking karate or some shit

 

[bacho2]

You can write a script and shot the film out of his life.

 

[dillaxx]

If someone doesn't reply to Bichi, I am going and going to get banned. Please. Someone.

 

[SicC]

I’m laughing a bit because you had not just one but multiple people get up in your face and you did absolutely nothing. Homie you got straight up punked and you let just let it happen...lol.

N what the fuck kind of pizza shop you in at three in the morning? haha

pz

 

[Jeremy]

1. Stop going out.

2. Stop Drinking.

3. Grow a pair.

 

[S O F I]

You should post a picture cause you must really have a provocative look lol.

Also, you need to improve your conflict resolution skills. You either try to calm the situation and resolve the problem in a proper tone and without cussing, or you cuss and fight. You can't cuss people out but not fight them. If you're willing to offend someone verbally, you must be willing to fight them or they're going to pull your bitch card; and they did just that.

But, in the end, I don't think you should combine this incident with the previous ones and try to find a reason for all of this happening to you "all the time". It's probably as simple as that the girls were under the influence of something, and so were the dudes.

 

[Casey]

This is the third time a girl has hit me in the face in a month.

If that's not sig-worthy I don't know what is.

 

[dillaxx]

If that's not sig-worthy I don't know what is.

I am quoted in two signatures. I am proud.

 

[Euphanasia]

And on the altercation itself, that seems to be a very weird situation, man. Did you just get really unlucky and ran into a bunch of stupid and hotheaded people or what?

And not be a dick, but was there really just one guy waiting for you and your buddy and you *didn't* confront him?

Yeah it's just really bad luck, it seems. I don't know if that redneck had other people out there with him or not because I didn't think that was relevant. The fact is, my friend is scrawny and small and he was so drunk he could barely stand on his own two feet much less try to fight someone. I was also hammered and in no condition to fight.

I’m laughing a bit because you had not just one but multiple people get up in your face and you did absolutely nothing. Homie you got straight up punked and you let just let it happen...lol.

N what the fuck kind of pizza shop you in at three in the morning? haha

Yeah well the point is that I'm not the kind of person to get in physical altercations. I'm not a strong person.

Also, you need to improve your conflict resolution skills. You either try to calm the situation and resolve the problem in a proper tone and without cussing

That's true. If I hadn't been drunk I would have handled the situation better because what I was saying was just further escalating a heated situation. But I think my behavior should be excused when you consider the whole picture.

If that's not sig-worthy I don't know what is.

lol

 

[lii]

That was a fucked up situation that happened to you seriously, but its not happening for no reason. For some reason ur attracting this chaos into your life. Look at whats going on inside you and around you, what are your friends like. Its like sofi said, you gotta work at calming the situation down or be prepared to fight. Even though it feels good to cuss someone out, you're fueling the fire. Dont have the attitude of 'im gonna fuck someone up next time' because that might get you thrown in jail and you said you dont even like to fight, so thats really unnecessary. This could be a lesson learned here, or you could completely miss the opportunity to gain some insight and it will turn out worse next time.

 

[DarkPhantom13]

ROFL God damn they made you and your homie look like little bitches. You should have gone outside and beat the shit out of the guy instead of waiting inside like a little girl.

 

[lii]

Yeah but instead of focusing on what should have happened, why not cut your losses and learn something.
People who start shit with other people for no reason have some real deep seeded issues. If you happen to be the person they pick a fight with, its not personal, you just happen to be in the wrong place at the wrong time and got caught in the cross fire. If someone starts cussing at you, ofcourse you're going to have an emotional reaction, but get a hold of that before you respond. Realize, this dude has issues, it has nothing to do with you, you dont deserve to be getting yelled at right now, and use that maturity and confidence when you respond to him. if u cuss back at them, you're following their behavior and fueling the fire. and naturally its going to turn out how they want because they got the power over you.
So next time dont do that. Or continue getting in fights. ur choice

 

[Duke]

Looks like Duke has gone to the ghetto's of Holland and found himself a black girlfriend.

Much like Hector Elizondo gone wild in How High.

The first quote has jack-all to do with ghetto's. It's a simple fact of life. Gentlemen don't hit women, yet women can't be expected to push guys out of the blue and get away with it.

The second quote was meant sarcastically and was actually about e-penis length.


So your joke implying I was in any way trying to act hard failed.

And actually, to be honest, I think the city I live in has more problems than your nice suburb, with your rich parents buying you a big ass car because you can't drive for shit. What, 'cos you think Holland is all nice and liberal and we're all stoned and fucking prostitutes that no one gets shot around here?

Get the fuck outta here.




dilla: don't. Not worth it.