got kicked outta the bar for no damb reason at all.

[roaches]

i've written this post about three times, i'm so pissed off about it.

why? i have no fucking clue. i lost my game of pool, went to buy the next round, and.... i dunno. the bouncers didn't even have the grace to rough me up. the group from work i was kicking it with didn't even stand up for me. didn't even leave with me in protest!

"gee, roaches, you can't really beat the drink specials here..."
- dude who makes three times what i do

thank god i only have one week left in this boondock. at least when i get kicked out of bars in new orleans i know why and at least one person has a bruise to show for it. i'm so enraged i think i might start a blog.

 

[Farzin]

lol please dont go down the blog road.

for teh love of god drink yourself to death just dont blog

 

[roaches]

too late. as soon as i remember the password to my spam e-mail so i can confirm my livejournal it's on like donkey kong in a sarong tearing off princess toadstool's thong.

 

[Farzin]

you still didnt say how ti came to you getting kicked out.

I mena bouncers jsut walk up to you and said get the fuck out or what

 

[Dogmatic187]

^^lol, are you purposely commiting spelling errors?

 

[Farzin]

^Lol no i am tired man.

I didnt even notice that shit until you pointed it out. Its time for me to get some sleep. later

 

[THEV1LL4N]

^^lol, are you purposely commiting spelling errors?

hahaha

 

[S O F I]

Did you ever end up smoking crack?

I'll accept a PM if necessary.


Edit: Keep in mind it's 5:34am here and no sleep in sight.

 

[roaches]

crack is one thing i have not tried.

 

[Sebastian]

Do it!

 

[Da_Funk]

crack is one thing i have not tried.

You're missing out.

 

[Dogmatic187]

^^I heard it's great if you're trying to lose weight.


Hey, that rhymed

 

[Preach]

i'm never smoking crack. lmao at the idea. "hey, let's all go out and bathe in garbage!"

 

[Bender]

memories ... I got throw out of a club for getting up on stage and dancing with two girls dressed in school girl outfits. I didn't touch them, just kept dancing next to them to take the piss. I was so pissed, I kept getting back up on stage after the bouncers led me off. They told me that they would throw me down the stairs if I got back up on stage again. What did my stupid ass do? I put my drink down and got back up on stage, lol. I got led out, down the lift. Not without forgetting my coat. Arguing with the bouncers outside for half an hour, and the people outside the club doors, complaining. Good times

 

[Stred]

^why did I even bother to read that..

lol @ you getting kicked out for no reason roaches. I hate bouncers who take their job too serious and act like their king dick.

 

[Stred]

Did you ever end up smoking crack?

I'll accept a PM if necessary.


Edit: Keep in mind it's 5:34am here and no sleep in sight.

how does crack differ from ecstacy?

 

[roaches]

the continuing misery of my existence:

i was supposed to see wall-e and got stood up.... by people who came out of the same womb as me. and they took my car while i was napping, too!

*slits wrists*

 

[Preach]

right now i'm fucked up on alcohol, coke and hash. i will fuck up duke if i see him. no doubt. this is the only post i will be making tonight unless i change my mind. fuck y'all. hi sofi (i thoguht about you when doing coke).

 

[S O F I]

how does crack differ from ecstacy?

There's a significant difference. I'm sure you can google it, though, I'm in a rush.

right now i'm fucked up on alcohol, coke and hash. i will fuck up duke if i see him. no doubt. this is the only post i will be making tonight unless i change my mind. fuck y'all. hi sofi (i thoguht about you when doing coke).

Interesting, that's how last night was for me except substitute hash for weed.

 

[Preach]

I hate bouncers who take their job too serious and act like their king dick.

Ecstasy = makes your brain release fluids and shit into your blood. Stay on E for too long and eventually your brain will run out, it won't do shit for if you keep taking pills then, you no matter how "good" they are in quality. Makes you feel happy, very touchy feely, very energetic.
Coke = powder, you sniff it instead of taking it in pill form, it's a chemical substance that ends up in your blood, it makes you a little arrogant/cocky more so than touchy feely, feel very good about self, energetic but more in a frustrated restless way. short tempered.

i got a friend who's a bouncer. there's a different side to the story. you figure you're just drunk, having a good time, what the fuck. to a bouncer you'd be a pain in the ass though, just for looking drunk and ugly. they'd rather have all sober people up in there. drunk people are a hassle, so it's not that they think they're king dick or so much better, they just wanna get you the fuck out of there because you're annoying.