This is the best mayonnaise on Earth, bitch.

ARon

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#21
Word to pitts, but most vegetarians are condescending assholes who only care about themselves and want to tell you how they are better than you.

That comment is not directed at Casey Rain...and yes, stereotypes are the foundation of my beliefs.

I've been eating less meat for like 5 years now, feel about the same as I always did. I never really ate much meat or had a bad diet besides the occasional coca cola. The Western worlds diet sucks and everyone knows it, eh whatever.

Someone answer my fucking mayo question. Another food I think is mainly for white people is ranch dressing. Especially when they eat buffalo wings and shit, white people just over do sauces and spices in general I think. I'm not against all use of those substances but like steak for example. It's supposed to taste like cow but for some reason that isnt good enough so fuck that, lets add this seasoning and this other random seasoning and soak it in some beer and cook it with this special wood chip on my grill and add some smoke flavor then eat it with some hot sauce and a-1 and yee haa. Yeah
 

S O F I

Administrator
Staff member
#22
For 11 years of my life, I only knew of ketchup, mayo, and mustard. I came to the States and there were like 3 million types of sauces. It took a couple years to try ranch dressing/buttermilk and the love affair began. It was only last week that I found out that there's a dressing that serves as a mayo and ketchup mix. Thousand islands or something? I've been mixing ketchup and mayo for the better part of my life and had no idea I could've just bought the damn mix.
 

Pittsey

Knock, Knock...
Staff member
#23
Word to pitts, but most vegetarians are condescending assholes who only care about themselves and want to tell you how they are better than you.

That comment is not directed at Casey Rain...and yes, stereotypes are the foundation of my beliefs.

I've been eating less meat for like 5 years now, feel about the same as I always did. I never really ate much meat or had a bad diet besides the occasional coca cola. The Western worlds diet sucks and everyone knows it, eh whatever.

Someone answer my fucking mayo question. Another food I think is mainly for white people is ranch dressing. Especially when they eat buffalo wings and shit, white people just over do sauces and spices in general I think. I'm not against all use of those substances but like steak for example. It's supposed to taste like cow but for some reason that isnt good enough so fuck that, lets add this seasoning and this other random seasoning and soak it in some beer and cook it with this special wood chip on my grill and add some smoke flavor then eat it with some hot sauce and a-1 and yee haa. Yeah
When you say "White People" you mean Americans. We aren't all like that.

I personally only eat fantastic food. But... I know a lot of English people who eat burgers and chips and the like all day long.

My favourite food is Japanese. Sashimi and Sushi. Or Noodle dishes. That is the shizz.

But I also like a good michelin restaurant. One near me - The Fat Duck. - Quite regularly wins best restaurant in the world. It's very good. Bacon and Egg Ice Cream for pudding.
 

Casey

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Staff member
#25
^^

I agree with you.

But I still eat meat. I think people like me are beyond reasoning. We are like meat addicts. We are socially aware of the implications we cause by doing it, yet we do it because we like the taste.

You forgot to mention how we could probably end world poverty if we all eat veggies too. Which is my favourite pro vegan fact.
For sure. I mean like I said, if you know, then you know, and it's all good, and you're not out there trying to convince people of lies purely to justify what you do. Once you know what the deal is, it becomes your own choice. Sadly most people don't know.

Pitts you've been to the Fat Duck? One of my friends is a chef and a total Heston Bluementhal stan. LOL, I hear him talk about that place and other michelin star places all the damn time.
 

Pittsey

Knock, Knock...
Staff member
#26
For sure. I mean like I said, if you know, then you know, and it's all good, and you're not out there trying to convince people of lies purely to justify what you do. Once you know what the deal is, it becomes your own choice. Sadly most people don't know.

Pitts you've been to the Fat Duck? One of my friends is a chef and a total Heston Bluementhal stan. LOL, I hear him talk about that place and other michelin star places all the damn time.

Yeah. I used that place to show the ladies how classy I am. It was guaranteed sex after. Only the hotties though. The 7/10 and below got to go for drinks. ;)
 

Jokerman

Well-Known Member
#27
Someone answer my fucking mayo question.
Where I come from, East Coast USA, there's only 2 choices for most people. Hellmann's Mayo or Miracle Whip. Black ppl, at least here, are almost synonymous with Miracle Whip. So instead of the using the N word or "black", we say things like, "What's up, Whip?" Or "Get your Miracle Whip ass outta here." So, yeah, mayo is a white thing.
 

Chronic

Well-Known Member
#28


It won't be better than Dutch mayonnaise. You use it on your french fries, right? Right?!
Speaking of sauces for French fries, the best is a mix of mayonnaise, mustard and curry powder.
 

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