I'm afraid Synful might still not get it, so I'll step in. Syn, Tha Wood changed his name to Big Easy because he thinks it's cool. I have no further comment.
As for this party....let's just say nothing ruins a potential rap career like introducing internet friends to party goers.
"Hey Ashley, this is Woody, HAHAHA my bad no it's Morgan, we just call him woody because that's his internet username, you know"
"awkward silence"
Stred: BODY SHOTS!!!
"This is Farzin, he crops pictures for the news section of my website...you remember I told you I have a website right?"
"and this is...*sees Rahim drooling over Ashley, the groupie introduced to rap at the tender age when she realized booty shaking induced hardons, with his wide open puppy eyes*....*pushes Rahim out of the way*...I have no idea who this guy is caesar must have invited him over"