so last night stred and myself made the hour long journey up to Melbourne on the train to meet up with Rukas for the very first time. We departed from Grovedale at 4.30 and arrived at southern cross station at around 5.30, and we were going to catch the last train home at 1 a.m.
Once me and stred arrived we went to McDonald's to have a quick feed before we started drinking. After this we went to the Royal Melbourne Hotel, which was shit by the way, and had a few beers. This is where the first contact was made with Rukas in the form of a phone conversation. he said he would give us a call later when he knew what he was doing.
After this call me and stred couldn't think of what to do for a few hours, then i realized we were in Melbourne and they have good strip clubs. So with dicks in hand we went to the firs strip club we found which happened to be Show Girls: Bar 20. after the initial shock of paying $15 to get in we walked up the stair well to a place that would change our lives for ever.
As we looked around we knew we had found what we were searching for for the last few months. there was naked girls, girls in next to nothing walking around trying to get our hard earned cash away from us, which they did. after a few beers stred went and got a private show, in the meantime i talked to some loser who suspiciously had a jacket resting on his lap.
After this me and stred went up to the front row where all the high rollers are and i threw 20 bucks to a slut so she gave me a lap dance, and after she said i could come back for a private dance, im pretty sure she wanted me
. at about this time Rukas phoned again and said he was on Bourke streed and we should meet up soon, so me and stred waited a few minutes before standing up and then left the titty bar.
We walked out to Bourke street and started walking along in hopes of bumping into Rukas. while walking down the street i was telling people not to get married, then they would ask if i was married and id say yes and show them the ring i was wearing, at the time this was funny as fuck but looking back on it it was pretty gay.
after about 10 solid minutes of walking we found Rukas on the corner of a street listening to some Asian people playing songs and singing. This caused me to dance like an idiot and tear my shirt off, then proceed to try and get people from the crowd to dance, only successful one was an old grandma.
After this Myself, stred, Ruaks and his Lady Friend(Which for some reason i cant remember her name for the life of me, sorry) jumped in a taxi and went to an RnB club. After Rukas paid for the entry
(which me and stred now owe him a VIP subscription each) we had a little bit of a dance and then left and went to another club where Rukas had connections at, and he knew they rapper playing there. so we went there for a few hours until i had enough and realized that we had missed the last train and the next one wasnt until 8.30 a.m. So after saying goodbye to Rukas we left the club and decided to try and hitch hike home, it didnt work. we went back to the strippers, but this time with no money so it wasnt as fun. after an hour of this we went to crown casino and slept on table and the floor in the basement. at around 5.30 a.m. i had had enough and decided to call mum and wake her up to come get us, and hour later she arrived and we went home, still hard from the strippers.
Photo's coming later.
Once me and stred arrived we went to McDonald's to have a quick feed before we started drinking. After this we went to the Royal Melbourne Hotel, which was shit by the way, and had a few beers. This is where the first contact was made with Rukas in the form of a phone conversation. he said he would give us a call later when he knew what he was doing.
After this call me and stred couldn't think of what to do for a few hours, then i realized we were in Melbourne and they have good strip clubs. So with dicks in hand we went to the firs strip club we found which happened to be Show Girls: Bar 20. after the initial shock of paying $15 to get in we walked up the stair well to a place that would change our lives for ever.
As we looked around we knew we had found what we were searching for for the last few months. there was naked girls, girls in next to nothing walking around trying to get our hard earned cash away from us, which they did. after a few beers stred went and got a private show, in the meantime i talked to some loser who suspiciously had a jacket resting on his lap.
After this me and stred went up to the front row where all the high rollers are and i threw 20 bucks to a slut so she gave me a lap dance, and after she said i could come back for a private dance, im pretty sure she wanted me
. at about this time Rukas phoned again and said he was on Bourke streed and we should meet up soon, so me and stred waited a few minutes before standing up and then left the titty bar.We walked out to Bourke street and started walking along in hopes of bumping into Rukas. while walking down the street i was telling people not to get married, then they would ask if i was married and id say yes and show them the ring i was wearing, at the time this was funny as fuck but looking back on it it was pretty gay.
after about 10 solid minutes of walking we found Rukas on the corner of a street listening to some Asian people playing songs and singing. This caused me to dance like an idiot and tear my shirt off, then proceed to try and get people from the crowd to dance, only successful one was an old grandma.
After this Myself, stred, Ruaks and his Lady Friend(Which for some reason i cant remember her name for the life of me, sorry) jumped in a taxi and went to an RnB club. After Rukas paid for the entry
(which me and stred now owe him a VIP subscription each) we had a little bit of a dance and then left and went to another club where Rukas had connections at, and he knew they rapper playing there. so we went there for a few hours until i had enough and realized that we had missed the last train and the next one wasnt until 8.30 a.m. So after saying goodbye to Rukas we left the club and decided to try and hitch hike home, it didnt work. we went back to the strippers, but this time with no money so it wasnt as fun. after an hour of this we went to crown casino and slept on table and the floor in the basement. at around 5.30 a.m. i had had enough and decided to call mum and wake her up to come get us, and hour later she arrived and we went home, still hard from the strippers.Photo's coming later.
