why do americans drink light beer?

roaches

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#23
because we don't want heavy beer shits getting in the way of getting shit done during our 40-hour work weeks.

better question - why do european women smoke so fucking much?
 

kastro

Active Member
#24
man light beer tast totally like watered piss, i dont know who can drink this, its horrible, well i never drink beer anyways so i dont like it
 

Duke

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Staff member
#27
Casey and Chronic are the official pussies of the board now.

Real men drink real beer. Go stick your Coors Light where the sun doesn't shine.

Besides, Light Beers are made from ground up animals. So yeah, suck on that, holy diver.
 

Flipmo

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#28
Casey you must be joking right? Coors light? It has the most horrible taste ever. You can't pass on a Carlsburg, Tuborg or Grolsch for a Coors. Shit, even that pussy Italian beer Moretti is better. lol
 

Chronic

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#33
Are there actually people who enjoy the taste of beer? As in you'd drink it even if it didn't get you hiiiiiigh. I hate all alcholic drinks so I'm biased but I don't get how someone can enjoy that in the way you'd enjoy a coke.
 

Da_Funk

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#34
Are there actually people who enjoy the taste of beer? As in you'd drink it even if it didn't get you hiiiiiigh. I hate all alcholic drinks so I'm biased but I don't get how someone can enjoy that in the way you'd enjoy a coke.
It's an acquired taste homeslice. I know you're probably thinking blah blah thats bullshit that everyone says, I know I used to, but its true. Like I used to think the same thing about rye, whiskey, and coffee. Now i love all three. And for the record, I have no idea how someone could sit down and enjoy a coke.
 

keco52

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#35
Are there actually people who enjoy the taste of beer? As in you'd drink it even if it didn't get you hiiiiiigh. I hate all alcholic drinks so I'm biased but I don't get how someone can enjoy that in the way you'd enjoy a coke.
I think this about coffee...it is disgusting.

Americans drink cheap beer...and light is slightly less disgusting than regualr.
 

Chronic

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#36
It's an acquired taste homeslice. I know you're probably thinking blah blah thats bullshit that everyone says, I know I used to, but its true. Like I used to think the same thing about rye, whiskey, and coffee. Now i love all three. And for the record, I have no idea how someone could sit down and enjoy a coke.
Nah I'm sure it is (it was the opposite for me, the more I drank the worse it got. First time I drank alcohol I drank vodka, now I can barely down one beer) but does it ever really reach the level of great food/drinks? I can imagine it's nice every now and then since it's such a particular taste but no further than that.

Same with weed. I really like the taste every now and then and love inhaling but to say it actually tastes good? Nah...

I think this about coffee...it is disgusting.
Yes yes. I can imagine getting used to it but as far as your taste buds telling you "lol wow, this is good!!", nein!
 

Casey

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Staff member
#37
Actually I prefer Corona to Coors Light.

I just have a fondness for Coors Light since it was a major factor in a very memorable sexual encounter. YEAH WHO'S A PUSSY NOW BIATTTTCHHHHHHH
 

Casey

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#40
The pre-teen you got drunk on Coors Light?
She was 22. I was 16. She did not know I was 16. And actually I don't remember if she was drinking. I know I was, and it gave me the confidence to make a move. I was rewarded for making this move. Repeatedly. :)
 

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