Whats the worst lie you have ever told?

[Bobby Sands]

for me it was when i told the boss at one of my summer jobs that i couldnt work one evening because i was sick. Instead, i went off playing a hurling match and broke my thumb. The next morning i had to go into work again but i couldnt hardly do anything. I didnt know the thumb was broken at this stage. So, eventually i had to go home and i told my boss that i couldnt continue working because my thumb was fucked. At this stage, I had to come clean and tell her how i broke my thumb playing a match while i was supposed to be off sick from work. She was not happy about it.

so whats the worst lie you have ever told?

 

[Flipmo]

Talk about an unfortunate series of events. lol.

I dunno what's the worst lie I've said, I've faked orgasms in the past, then I ran off quickly butt naked and flushed the condom before she asked any questions. lol.

That was pretty bad imo.

I'm sick now so I'm having trouble concentrating, I'm sure there's worse, but I'll come back when I think of a good one lol

 

[_carmi]

I have done a couple...

Can't remember them all.
I did pretend to my parents when I was younger that I was going to my friend's country house for one week. Each day my mom would call me to take news. She never realized she wasn't charged long distance... I was actually in Montreal all week hanging out here and there. Then I did that same likes 2 years ago to stay at my bf's place for 1 week. Back in those days I wasn't allowed to sleep at his place.

She never found out the truth

 

[masta247]

I lied to my mom that I'm ill to not go to school That's probably the worst one.

 

[S. Fourteen]

"Yeah, I pulled it out in time..."

5 years later the little bastard is running around drawing shit on my walls.

 

[Bobby Sands]

^^lol

 

[Jokerman]

Our biggest lies are always the ones we tell ourselves.

 

[Jokerman]

And so...my biggest one: She loves me.

I've told myself that one quite a few times. So have you.

 

[Bender]

i tell white lies often, is that bad, mj?

 

[S. Fourteen]

One of the first things we learn to do as a child is to lie... or something like that.

 

[S O F I]

You guys suck as liars.

to other people.

you're great lying to yourselves.


big ups to jokey.

 

[TheCat]

anyone ever said i love you to a girl

just so you could get a Blow Job?

 

[Shadows]

It comes so natural its hard to remember. Its like, I lie so much, I start to believe in them.

Let me see...

I once was @ my friends house and she forgot her pin # for her debit card. I said for her to use her mom's address (i.e. 3567) b/c that's what I Do....a few weeks later she said she took my advice. Now if i want to i can grab her card, b/c apparently she changed it. Now I know her moms address b/c it used to be where she used to live. lol

I once said I didn't know why the my neighbors cat hated me so much, but when i was little it wouldn't come up to me no matter what i did. So i kicked the shit out of it, over a 5-6 ft fence. I was 5 @ the time, but thinking back it was awesome. I feel like shit now b/c i love lolcats. (and no i wouldnt harm a cat now).


My lil sister won a fish @ the fair. Mine died. I got mad and convinced her in the night to put it in my turtles tank b/c her fish would be lonely. it turns out i had to tell her the fish and turtle got in a fight so the fish ran away.

I made a bunch of CD-Rs made of porn. Yah fuck u guys with magazines i fucking used CD-R's when i was a kid. lmao
Anyway, I lied and blamed my older bro, b/c my dad found them and put them into the computer wanting to see what i was "listening to," and apparently my older bro got yelled @ for having shit like that around the house, so he was told to sleep in the garage.

I got so many. If u guys are interested i can keep going but i will stop for now.

 

[Farzin]

^LMAO CD-R....i still have them from the old days....like 20 of them filled with porn haha.

 

[hizzle?]

I still have my floppy disks full of jpeg porn.

 

[raywaters11]

I lie for fun... I had my manager at Domino's convinced I had a two year old kid for about 6 months, then my friend told her I didn't.

I told this girl I work with that I have a kid, and showed her a picture of my friend's kid on my phone. When I told her I was joking, she refused to believe that I wasn't a father. Lol I think it's funny when people believe your lies and then won't believe the truth.

I told a fat girl at the club I was gay and that's why I couldn't dance with her.

 

[vg4030]

^^ Just to paraphrase.. you seem obsessed with little kids and are a closet homosexual?


Where do you live?

I told a fat girl at the club I was gay and that's why I couldn't dance with her.

This thread is supposed to be about LIES!!!!

 

[Preach]

"Okay, it's on"

 

[raywaters11]

Sorry VaGina.. You're wayyy too old for me.
Old enough to crawl is in the right position

 

[vg4030]

^^ Stop sending me naked pictures then!




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