What Websites Like These Can Do To You

[AmerikazMost]

There are websites out there like 2pacboard that you can just get addicted. Once you come on here, it can be hard to pull yourself away. http://maddox.xmission.com/ is one of those sites. In case you don't know it, it's the best damn page in the universe (and not just because the title says so). Here's an e-mail that was sent to the creator of the site :

Subject: i used you in my school report and got an f
hey I had to do a 6 page report for school that was supposed to be about anti americanism. i had a month to do it but I spent all that time reading your site so I didnt have it ready. the night before it was due i made this paper in about a half hour. I used your bit on whales and credited you in my bibliography. the teacher said it was the worst report he ever recieved in 17 years and gave me an f. he read it to one of his classes but not mine because i was embarassed and didnt want him to. but he did anyway on a day i was absent.

maybe it's just because i'm a huge fan of the site, but that's one of the funniest things i ever read

 

[CalcuoCuchicheo]

LOL!!

The suicide section there is fucking hilarious man!

 

[AmerikazMost]

LOL!!

The suicide section there is fucking hilarious man!

Telemarketers keep calling? It's easier to hang yourself than to get rid of a telemarketer, am I wrong? If you're lucky, Home Depot might be having a sale on rope. After all, you don't want to die letting people think you weren't frugal.

lol

 

[CalcuoCuchicheo]

Fuck off & lick a hooker's ass lol

 

[ShockA]

Truly is one of the best websites in the universe

 

[simo]

i think ive read every article on that site. he is funny but at times he can just be a dikhead

 

[tupac004]

yeah i forgot about it for awhile then came back to it about a week ago.....i was feeling a little down, but after that shit i laughed till i cried.

 

[Casey]

maddox's site is without a doubt the greatest site ever.

 

[2PacThug4Life]

tha section where he makes fun of kids art is fucking funny.


http://maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=irule2

 

[CalcuoCuchicheo]

That must've taken dudes sooooo long to put all that shit together

 

[AmerikazMost]

i think ive read every article on that site. he is funny but at times he can just be a dikhead

i know for a fact that i've read every article

 

[Little Skittle]

that firetruck picture and his commentary are funnier than a mother fucker....also the most addictive website i ever been to was

zestriddle.fanizine.pl