What are you doing while defecating?

[Preach]

Nah i've heard you can die if you eat your own shit...but maybe it was just someone trying to stop me doing it.

This is an urban myth I would love for someone to explore. Basically, I have heard that you can get sick, but not die. But come to think of it, the fauna in your ass is separated from that of the other intestines. There's e.coli and all kinds of stuff up there. But still, I maintain that I don't believe eating your own feces can kill you until I see it happen.

2 Girls, 1 Cup, I hereby remain silent.

 

[masta247]

I always wondered this - when you get a text msg from a girl without any reason - is it because she's shitting at that very moment?
Because come to think about it I usually don't text people. I only do that while shitting. That's when I explore my phone, browse the list and text my old friends.

So when you get a message from an old friend is it because he's shitting at that moment? Is it a correct way to reveal his secret and respond with: "are you taking a shit right now because we haven't been talking for a long time"?

Just a deep thought.

 

[Bender]

I do nothing but grit my teeth and strain my neck muscles. Sometimes my legs and arms twitch involuntarily while keeping clenched fists.

 

[S O F I]

I do nothing but grit my teeth and strain my neck muscles. Sometimes my legs and arms twitch involuntarily while keeping clenched fists.

No no no, you misunderstood. Defecation as taking a shit, not sodomy.

 

[Flipmo]

I don't do anything. I just sit back and take my shit. I enjoy being in there longer if I'm not doing anything.

 

[Bender]

No no no, you misunderstood. Defecation as taking a shit, not sodomy.

I should have known better than to post in here. I should have realised this thread is full of assholes :laugh:

 

[hizzle?]

I play games on my cellphone, text people to tell them that I'm crapping and so on.

One of my friends always sends me pics of his shits by his cellphone when he's at work.

Some good ratemypoo.com candidates were in there.

 

[Dogmatic187]

I usually read whatever is lying around.

 

[Da_Funk]

I take my shit and then leave, usually a process of 3-4min. How the fuck does it take some of you 5-10 minutes to shit on the regular? Do you hold that shit in for like 3 days or something?

 

[Cooper]

I take my shit and then leave, usually a process of 3-4min. How the fuck does it take some of you 5-10 minutes to shit on the regular? Do you hold that shit in for like 3 days or something?

Twice a day, but you can't rush these things.

 

[Preach]

I take my shit and then leave, usually a process of 3-4min. How the fuck does it take some of you 5-10 minutes to shit on the regular? Do you hold that shit in for like 3 days or something?

It's not like I prolong or extend the actual process. I sit down, let it reap, and when I'm done I continue to sit there.

Toilets have an amazing property I have not found elsewhere. See, in extreme cases where I ran out of toilet paper I actually had to get dressed after taking a shit, run upstairs and get some, and then run back down (because my neighbors don't get to see me running around with my pants around my ankles and shit in my ass). In those cases, the shit will dry in your ass and no matter how many tissues you use you are likely to get sore. If you stand up after taking a shit, presumably, it would also dry up after a while.

But whilst sitting on the toilet, the warmth from your ass heats the toilet water, creating a rather moist airspace in the pan between your legs. This keeps your left-over feces lubricated while you sit there and tend to other things. Like magazines. Now the purpose is manifold. After a blowout, your ass muscles have been stretched. You let them rest before you get up for convenience. Also, the worst thing is when you take a shit and wipe your ass, only to realize you weren't done. Sitting for a minute lowers the chance of that happening. Same goes for pee, which will replenish as you sit there. You can shit once and pee twice, all in one go-a-round.

 

[hizzle?]

I forgot to say that I love to masturbate while shit is coming out of my ass.

 

[Flipmo]

 

[Bender]

^ Im glad that i've just finished my noodles b4 seeing that!

 

[dillaxx]

i usually bring my phone in there and text people... ask what's up... you know.. i do talk on aim sometimes and if people ask, i tell... or i rip a square of TP off and start doing origami with it...

 

[Da_Funk]

It's not like I prolong or extend the actual process. I sit down, let it reap, and when I'm done I continue to sit there.

Toilets have an amazing property I have not found elsewhere. See, in extreme cases where I ran out of toilet paper I actually had to get dressed after taking a shit, run upstairs and get some, and then run back down (because my neighbors don't get to see me running around with my pants around my ankles and shit in my ass). In those cases, the shit will dry in your ass and no matter how many tissues you use you are likely to get sore. If you stand up after taking a shit, presumably, it would also dry up after a while.

But whilst sitting on the toilet, the warmth from your ass heats the toilet water, creating a rather moist airspace in the pan between your legs. This keeps your left-over feces lubricated while you sit there and tend to other things. Like magazines. Now the purpose is manifold. After a blowout, your ass muscles have been stretched. You let them rest before you get up for convenience. Also, the worst thing is when you take a shit and wipe your ass, only to realize you weren't done. Sitting for a minute lowers the chance of that happening. Same goes for pee, which will replenish as you sit there. You can shit once and pee twice, all in one go-a-round.

dude _what_the_fuck?

 

[Preach]

dude _what_the_fuck?

oh that's right, i'm really crazy. no really, i'm fucked up in the head and you just figured it out as the first person ever. congrats. because this is for certain: that was not the product of boredom, restlessness and cannabis. no way. rule that out right away. that was a thesis that i wrote as part of a school term paper, the part i could remember anyway. my true colors have hereby been exposed. i am obsessed with feces and toilets.

halp

on a more serious note, it's quite simple. taking your time on the toilet is comfortable. comfortable to the body and it's comfortable to the brain. it's a nice way to cool down from stressing. it's a life time-out. i was being an ass because you made a big deal out of it, as if spending more time in the toilet than absolutely necessary was completely unheard of for you, and totally pointless.

 

[Da_Funk]

oh that's right, i'm really crazy. no really, i'm fucked up in the head and you just figured it out as the first person ever. congrats. because this is for certain: that was not the product of boredom, restlessness and cannabis. no way. rule that out right away. that was a thesis that i wrote as part of a school term paper, the part i could remember anyway. my true colors have hereby been exposed. i am obsessed with feces and toilets.

halp

on a more serious note, it's quite simple. taking your time on the toilet is comfortable. comfortable to the body and it's comfortable to the brain. it's a nice way to cool down from stressing. it's a life time-out. i was being an ass because you made a big deal out of it, as if spending more time in the toilet than absolutely necessary was completely unheard of for you, and totally pointless.

Haha, i was stupidly drunk when i posted that last night. I just find it kinda fucked up that people like to "relax" on the toilet. I don't know maybe I'm just a little fucked (actually I know I am)

 

[Preach]

You should try it some time.

 

[hizzle?]

To me Preachy...this descrpition made you look like a psychopath!!

the warmth from your ass heats the toilet water, creating a rather moist airspace in the pan between your legs. This keeps your left-over feces lubricated while you sit there and tend to other things