What are you doing while defecating?

[masta247]

I always have to play something and I mean games on my mobile phone/pda.
I like to take my time while shitting, it usually takes me about 5-10 minutes untill I'll leave the great throne.

 

[S O F I]

I text my roommate with a composed rhyme of four bars or so that states how big a shit I am taking at the moment. It's sort of a ritual.

 

[Sebastian]

Great question.

Nothing.

 

[Preach]

ill_joe said something in the quirks thread about being naked. while i don't undress myself to get on the toilet, i do feel the urge. i also hate being sweaty on the toilet. naked and dry would be the best, but like i said, i make do with regular toilet habits.

i have periods. some periods i'll sit for an extensive while, normally reading men's/entertainment magazines. if not, i'll play games on my cell or type a really long text message. i have often text-messaged Chronic and Morgan while on the toilet. i don't know why, but just being on it makes me think of them. i also read calvin and hobbes. other periods, like right now, i just prefer to get in and out as fast as possible.

funnily, it may depend on how much money/hash i have.

 

[Tha_Wood]

i have periods.

:laugh:

 

[Cooper]

Read magazines

 

[Devious]

i always have a stack of magazines in the bathroom for just this purpose. if i've already read all the mags in there, i'll bring a newspaper or something.

 

[THEV1LL4N]

why would you wanna spend any time longer in the toilet than necessary? i.e. wasting your time playing games with dirty hands or reading. read or play games outside the bathroom.

 

[S O F I]

Every American household that I have been in, and therefore had the opportunity to piss in...or on (haha), has a stack of magazines in the bathroom next to the toilet. Some have books too, and one was titled something like "Book for reading while on the toilet" or some ridiculous shit like that. Others were just random magazines, and a few households, granted mostly inhabited by college students, had Playboy and the like as well. There's really no fun in getting a hard on while on the toilet.


In eastern europe, I've seen nothing like that. Most Europeans I know take 30-45 minute shits, but they still don't read magazines. Most smoke cigs now that I think about it.

To conclude, shitting is really a time to ponder, self-reflect, and let your creative juices flow. Eminem thought up Slim Shady while on the toilet. Why poison the mind with filler magazines?


and where did an effin "polack" learn the word "defecation"?

 

[Cooper]

why would you wanna spend any time longer in the toilet than necessary? i.e. wasting your time playing games with dirty hands or reading. read or play games outside the bathroom.

Why are your hands dirty whilst on the toilet? Do you shit on them?

 

[Chronic]

Crossword puzzles.

 

[Preach]

why would you wanna spend any time longer in the toilet than necessary? i.e. wasting your time playing games with dirty hands or reading. read or play games outside the bathroom.

like sofi already pointed out, it is a time-out from life where all concerns become irrelevant compared to the pressing shit that you can't wait to get the hell out of your asshole.

i compare taking a shit with eating, actually. they are basic human needs that are controlled more by instinct than individuality, and normally when you do them, you enter a certain state of mind, where all your "focus" is on completing the task (a task that you really feel like completing at that) at hand. to also entertain oneself during the process takes you to the cradle of satisfaction.

sex and tv anyone?

 

[Snowman]

in my bathroom i have a bottom cabinet that i store canned goods. when i shit i usually read the labels from a can of green beans. (lol).

 

[Preach]

in my bathroom i have a bottom cabinet that i store canned goods. when i shit i usually read the labels from a can of green beans. (lol).

remind me to not come over for dinner.

 

[Jeremy]

Read mags, play games on my phone, and text people.

 

[THEV1LL4N]

Why are your hands dirty whilst on the toilet? Do you shit on them?

germs spread in the toilet, your bound to touch something like the seat or door handle which other people (who dont wash their hands) have touched, then that spreads around everywhere like on your clothes.

 

[Cooper]

germs spread in the toilet, your bound to touch something like the seat or door handle which other people (who dont wash their hands) have touched, then that spreads around everywhere like on your clothes.

Did you know there's more germs on your keyboard that there is on the average toilet seat. Mmmmm nice....

 

[Preach]

let's not get started on what's underneath the nails on the fingers you often put in your mouth/eye.

i'm so lucky as to have my own bathroom, and, well, as far as i know your own germs can't kill you. they came from me, so.

 

[masta247]

where did an effin "polack" learn the word "defecation"?

omgstfu you emigrant

lol long story, this word is so personal to me..
On my english final "oral" high school exams I was wondering how to say it politely and when I had to describe my daily routine I couldn't think of anything else and said something like "I always take a shit in the evening, just before I lay down to sleep", the examinator corrected me and said "it's called defecation".


Also LMAO at Preach's posts in this thread
I had a good laugh.

 

[Cooper]

let's not get started on what's underneath the nails on the fingers you often put in your mouth/eye.

i'm so lucky as to have my own bathroom, and, well, as far as i know your own germs can't kill you. they came from me, so.

Nah i've heard you can die if you eat your own shit...but maybe it was just someone trying to stop me doing it.