WHAT A (insert seething swear word) RETARD

ill-matic

Well-Known Member
#1
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh


yet again i find myself associating with border-line down syndrome cases (lets call them downies).

such retardation should be reserved, and confined within these four walls:

[YOUTUBE]Jdr9k1T-rSQ[/YOUTUBE]

but yet, somehow ive failed to insulate myself from this. some of those have escaped, and have befriended me.

consider this example;

let's refer to her as BITCH A.

BITCH A is a pretty girl, of snow white skin. She had a cute giggle, and quite a pleasant smile framed by some very white and straight (possibly through some form of Orthodontic treatment) teeth.

We were good friends; spending hours together; laughing, chatting, throwing rose petals in each others faces. It was a good friendship.

BUT.

dark clouds emerged on the horizon;

these dark clouds took form in a Joseph Fritzl type character whom i met on a night out in the town. don't get me wrong - he didn't exactly imprison, molest and impregnate any daughters, but he was stil nevertheless creepy.

i meet Fritzl. Nice chap. Friendly. But was such a hound for Puss it was disturbing. he sunk to such lows (of Eric status) to get females speaking to him, im sure a baby kitten died somewhere as a result. that's how excruciating it was to watch. it was creepy.

but;

he was a good dude in the end.

howevs;

Fritzl decides to add me on Facebook. That's fine. I like friends. I like talking. I love bitches. Sorry i had to say that.

Anywayz;

Fritzl goes and adds BITCH A. Tries to chat her up. Calls up one of my mates and asked him about me and BITCH A. This disturbed me. So i gave him a verbal lashing, and he apologised profusely. Alll good on that end.

So;

I let BITCH A know about Fritzl's shady character. I pointed to his behaviour during our night out. I just "warned" her about him.

Then;

BITCH A goes on the whole "Miss Independent" bullshit

She had a go @ me for being "obsessive" and how she "doesnt need me to look out for her".

Now, that whole independent jibe was arousing when Beyonce did it with Destinys Child sweety. I was high-fiving bitches for cooking for themselves, and not just for me. But when little miss snow flake does it (Bitch A), it's not hot. it's disturbing and annoying. and gay. downie.

so i wouldn't have a bar of it. i told her off for being ridiculous and stupid and i got a bit mad that something like THIS would be made into a problem.

thus;

i was mad. she was mad.

so we didnt speak for a week. very childish, but i was too proud to be like "nahhh let's forget about it". BECAUSE - she has started fights wit me before and ive always been the bigger dude and reached out to her to make peace. this time, i refused to do that cos i did nothin wrong.

THEN;

as if she was challenging the Miss Retard Australia crown, she deletes me off facebook. After some serious "WTFage" on my part, i thought she was jus being jokes. Some form of sick, downie humour.

So;

I run into Bitch A the next day and was like "whats happs with this deleting sh*t".

She looks at me, laughs in my face, and tells me "she deletes many people off facebook", followed by a swift kick to my balls. The ball kicking ddnt really happen, but it miught as well have ( i bet at this point you thought this was another Euphansia thread)

So i reciprocated the love and told her she was a child and a drama queen and to grow the fuck up.

Bitch made.

* Edit-Someone help me wit the Youtube link.
 

S O F I

Administrator
Staff member
#2
Fritzl goes and adds BITCH A. Tries to chat her up. Calls up one of my mates and asked him about me and BITCH A. This disturbed me. So i gave him a verbal lashing, and he apologised profusely. Alll good on that end.
It's a bummer he's a pussy because it would have been much more interesting if he punched you in the face after the verbal lashing.


Anyway, I've been in similar situations where I've had good female friends who were being propositioned by guys I knew were the type you described.

I always acted pretty much the same like you did except I didn't do verbal lashings against the dude (it's against the bro code) but they didn't get mad at me. But, whether they got mad or not isn't the issue.

The point is, to this day, I'm not sure if I was protective because I didn't want them to get hurt and didn't want their image damaged or if it was because I thought they should be with me, or a guy like me. Maybe it was one or the other, or a combination of two. I admit I don't know. I didn't want to be with them really but the attraction was there.

Anyway, I guess this really doesn't matter because she gave you the miss independent talk INSTEAD of the "are you jealous, is that it?" talk.

Ask yourself why you acted the way you did and be honest.

Anyway, she obviously over-reacted but in situations like this, you should be calm and diplomatic instead of on that "i told her off" tip.
 

Shadows

Well-Known Member
#3
Some women are stupid and want to fall into those types of situations, that's why she got mad. They want to play the suffering girl and they can't if they don't fall for hit-n-run guys.

But I know what you mean. I have to take care of some business for someone trying to break the bro code with me in a few days.

I don't have a facebook, but when people delete me on myspace or make a new one without telling me just to low-ball me is very fucking childish. You shouldn't even look after her if she's doing stupid shit like that.

But honestly, you adding that dude makes you look like a jackass since you think low of him and you have him as a friend.

Also, if it was all good in the end between you and that guy, then you shouldn't have told her nothing. Also, that guy should have asked you, not any one else. If you ask me, dont trust him and tell him that he got in your business and b/c he did, you are no longer friends with bitch A.

I would send her the lyrics of Miss. Independant over facebook and say let us be friends again and that you thought she was the type to like being looked upon. If not, cock slap her.
 

keco52

Well-Known Member
Staff member
#5
I thought this thread was really about the youtube video...bc they are really getting down.

Switch positions with her. How would it look if she "warned" you about a girl? You would think she was jealous of the attention you were giving this girl. I sometimes want to warn my friends but I have faith that they're not total dumba.sses and they'll see the persons true colors. They need the life lesson of dealing with douches anyway. How will you know what types of ppl to avoid if you never had to deal with them?

Anyway...yea she was b!tchy but is it worth ruining a friendship? I know you had her best interests but unsolicited advice pisses me off too.
 

Shadows

Well-Known Member
#6
I thought this thread was really about the youtube video...bc they are really getting down.

Switch positions with her. How would it look if she "warned" you about a girl? You would think she was jealous of the attention you were giving this girl. I sometimes want to warn my friends but I have faith that they're not total dumba.sses and they'll see the persons true colors. They need the life lesson of dealing with douches anyway. How will you know what types of ppl to avoid if you never had to deal with them?

Anyway...yea she was b!tchy but is it worth ruining a friendship? I know you had her best interests but unsolicited advice pisses me off too.
How many times do you see a 13-17 yr old girl watching movies in the theaters and saying 'don't fall for it.' or something along those lines?

I dont get how girls can catch on to that and other people's relationships but cant catch on to their own.
 

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