It's OK, I'll just hug yours.
Wanna know what's truly pathetic? You insulting the memory of a man beloved by billions, a man who quite literally helped hundreds of millions of people, is recognised by the Guinness Book of Records as one of the most generous humanitarians of all time, a man who set up endless charities, hospitals, donated hundreds of millions of dollars of his OWN money to helping suffering people everywhere, a man who quite rightly earned the title of the greatest performer of all time with the biggest selling album of all time, a man who was crucified by the media for crimes he did NOT commit, and who was murdered by his own doctor literally days before he was about to make the greatest comeback the world has ever seen with no less than FIFTY SOLD OUT shows at one of the biggest arenas in the world.
And for what? To try and get a rise out of a random stranger on the Internet who you don't even know.
Now THAT's pathetic.