When I was in Manchester we went to this thai resturant to eat. I remember we ordered white whine. The word "white whine" is very easy for Norwegian people to pronounce 100% correctly. We ordered a bottle of white whine. The lady couldn't make out what we were saying, so we had to repeat ourself - "One bottle of white whine please". And a third time. And a fourth time. By then she realized what we were saying, and went "Oooohhhhh, whai-whai, coming up!".
True story. Thai people have useless mouths.