You're so poetic..... I'm sorry to laugh, I know you didn't choose to live so far outside the loop. It's unfair isn't it, I'm always sending Chronic SNL skits from NBC.com and he can't view them because he's out of the U.S. region. Sooo wacky!
I think Taylor Swift was accepting an award at the VMA awards on MTV, and in the middle of her speech he ran on stage and claimed Beyonce had the better video of the year! In typical Kanye fashion; I believe he just wanted to show off his priceless hedge-maze haircut.