Short story:
Fat bloke gets invited to fancy dress party.
Fat bloke: "Who shall I go as?"
Fat Bloke's friend: "Well you like that 2pac singer."
Fat bloke: "Yes I do. Will you help me draw on the tattoos?"
Fat Bloke's friend: "Yeah no problem".
*Draws on tattoos. Steals mums knickers and makes them into a bandana*
Fat Bloke: " Damn I look stupid. I can't go out like this."
Fat Bloke's Friend: "Don't worry, no-one will see you apart from a few friends. Can I take a photo?"
Fat Bloke: "Why?"
Fat Bloke's Friend: "Just"
Fat Bloke: "NO"
*Share a few drinks*
Fat Bloke's Friend: " So about that photo"
Fat Bloke: "OK"
A few days later friend posts photo on internet.
A few years later gets posted on
www.2pacboard.com
Internet geeks who are blindly in love with 2pac: " Look at that fat geek what a loser. Yeah how sad. Who does he think he is. He wants to be 2pac. What a wigger"
*secretly wishing they had thought of it first*