Staring At A Woman's Boobs Can Extend Life By 5 Years

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Stare at boobs for longer life: Study

by Neharika Sabharwal
December 6, 2009

Frankfurt, Germany - A rather bizarre study carried out by German researchers suggests that staring at women's breasts is good for men's health and increases their life expectancy.

According to Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist and author of the study, gawking at women’s breasts is a healthy practice, almost at par with an intense exercise regime, that prolongs the lifespan of a man by five years.

She added, "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female, is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out."

A five-year research on 500 men
Researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany did an in-depth analysis of 200 healthy males over a period of five years. Half the volunteers were instructed to ogle at the breasts of women daily, while the rest were told to refrain from doing so.

At the close of the study, the researchers noted that the men who stared at the breasts of females on a regular basis exhibited lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and lesser episodes of coronary artery disease.

Sexual desire linked to better blood circulation
The researchers declared that sexual desire gives rise to better blood circulation that signifies an overall improved health.

Weatherby explained the concept stating, "Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There's no question: Gazing at breasts makes men healthy.

"Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half. We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years."

In addition, she also recommended that men over 40 should gaze at larger breasts daily for 10 minutes.

The German research is believed to be published in the New England Journal of Medicine.
Stare at boobs for longer life: Study | TheMedGuru

Well i guess i am going to live forever. :D
 
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i was in a pub earlier this year talking to a girl i had just met but works at the same place i do. we'd been talking for about half an hour, then she tells me to stop staring at this other womans boobs. i was gonna complain and say that i wasn't, but instead i started staring at her boobs blatantly staring, continued talking to her without any further complaints and even commented to her oh how nice they were :D
 

Flipmo

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...and jacking off in my bathroom at work gives me a false sense of adventure, but the shit is still awesome nonetheless.
 

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