Friday night i went out drinking with a bunch of friends and my younger brother. When 2am came and the bars closed, i was completely hammered and all my friends except one went home. My brother left also. So me and this one kid are hanging around and we run into this kid i know and he's talking about having beers at his place and we were gonna go with him but then somehow we lost him.
Then i'm in a pizza shop getting pizza and i see another kid i know very vaguely. i'd played poker with him a couple times last year. so we talk to him and we all get into a cab and go to his house.
So i'm too intoxicated to care where i'm going or how i'll get back or anything. So we get there and i realize that this kid lives with his parents, not an apartment like i'd assumed. we go inside and it turns out he only has 3 beers. So we each drink one and i'm just leaning against the wall in a semi-conscious state.
Then his dad comes downstairs and says, "alright guys. The party's over." And i'm thinking what is this guy talking about? So then my friend leaves and i'm trying to find the bathroom. but i have no clue where the fuck i am and it's pitch black and i can hardly walk. i walk into this room and i see a big woman in a nightgown and she's walking out as i'm walking in. She screams because she's scared half to death.
Then she's like, "are you trying to find the bathroom?" And i nod and she shows me where it is. When i get out of the bathroom, i've already forgotten how i got there. So i'm walking through the living room (all i can see in the dark is 2 couches) and i stumble and i reach my hand out toward the couch to break my fall and I hear a scream, so i fall over backwards on my back because it scared the fuck out of me. It turns out that some girl was passed out on the couch (it's 4am) and when i reached out, my hand hit her face.
so i don't remember if i said anything or if she did, i just kept walking until i found the other kid and he's like do you want me to call you a cab? So i was like yeah, where am i anyway? And he told me he lived near the mall (thankfully not too far from me because for all i knew i could have been like 30 miles away) and i remember the cab arriving and that's it. i woke up at like 215pm yesterday thinking about this.
lol pretty ridiculous.
Then i'm in a pizza shop getting pizza and i see another kid i know very vaguely. i'd played poker with him a couple times last year. so we talk to him and we all get into a cab and go to his house.
So i'm too intoxicated to care where i'm going or how i'll get back or anything. So we get there and i realize that this kid lives with his parents, not an apartment like i'd assumed. we go inside and it turns out he only has 3 beers. So we each drink one and i'm just leaning against the wall in a semi-conscious state.
Then his dad comes downstairs and says, "alright guys. The party's over." And i'm thinking what is this guy talking about? So then my friend leaves and i'm trying to find the bathroom. but i have no clue where the fuck i am and it's pitch black and i can hardly walk. i walk into this room and i see a big woman in a nightgown and she's walking out as i'm walking in. She screams because she's scared half to death.
Then she's like, "are you trying to find the bathroom?" And i nod and she shows me where it is. When i get out of the bathroom, i've already forgotten how i got there. So i'm walking through the living room (all i can see in the dark is 2 couches) and i stumble and i reach my hand out toward the couch to break my fall and I hear a scream, so i fall over backwards on my back because it scared the fuck out of me. It turns out that some girl was passed out on the couch (it's 4am) and when i reached out, my hand hit her face.
so i don't remember if i said anything or if she did, i just kept walking until i found the other kid and he's like do you want me to call you a cab? So i was like yeah, where am i anyway? And he told me he lived near the mall (thankfully not too far from me because for all i knew i could have been like 30 miles away) and i remember the cab arriving and that's it. i woke up at like 215pm yesterday thinking about this.
lol pretty ridiculous.
