So i found this something on my living room sofa... rhymes with tourettes

[THEV1LL4N]

okay, my 18 year old cousin came over today and we were all sitting on the sofa. her and my brother, mum and everyone went into the kitchen to get some Chinese we made. i already had mine first and so i was left in the living room on my own for a few mins. so im looking for the television remote control, which was on the sofa... then near it what do i see? Durex aka a condom...

now im just thinking based on the info - whose do you think it might be?

my brother who i called back in privately and said look at what's coming on tv (in front of everyone else)... who looked so relieved at the time i showed him because anyone else couldve came back and found it.

or my 18 year old cousin who's moved into halls of residence from london and is feeling kinda homesick. starting uni this week. and has always been texting non-stop since as long as ive known her, just a little secretive (as is my brother, so its not uncommon).

now after we dropped her back to her place, my brother came upstairs to my room and told me when he walked her back he had a word with her about it and made sure she werent sleepin around etc and was 'behaving'. he says that she told him upfront that it was her friend's one that she was looking after in response to my brother telling her that she left something on the sofa....

i think my brother is lying because he's been caught with condoms in his wallet before (lol). but i dont know what to think since my cousin always chats with boys (girls too), but she's a beautiful young girl who does have a mind of her own and understands that she doesnt need the wrong kind of reputation.

im getting the vibe that its my brothers and he's shifted the blame onto her. but you never know... plus it was kinda on my brother side of the sofa on the very right hand side. and why would my cousin bring that round over to my house, when she couldve left it back at her place where no-one else is... she only came over to my place for the evening, so no need to bring it to my house obviously.

my brother lies a lot too, from my own experience.

 

[Jokerman]

It was the Pope's.

 

[Bobby Sands]

its your cousins. i met her that night.

 

[Flipmo]

So you're brother likes to get his fuck on. What, you're gonna confiscate his dick now? ...
You sick fuck.

:angry:

 

[S O F I]

why would your brother lie about having a condom...is sex forbidden in your family..

 

[keco52]

Durex are for small peens

 

[THEV1LL4N]

its your cousins. i met her that night.

fack off.

So you're brother likes to get his fuck on. What, you're gonna confiscate his dick now? ...
You sick fuck.

:angry:

no. maybe he's embarrassed.

why would your brother lie about having a condom...is sex forbidden in your family..

basically my mum would go ballistic and maybe my brother thinks i would tell. my mum says after marriage. (not inviting any debates here).


also, its not really my business so i dont really want to be involved in this. just dont want nothing dramatic to happen because one thing can lead to another something can go wrong and ruin ones life especially when one has just begun her university education and has worked so hard against the odds to get here. some freedom may spoil her. but i always encourage and motivate her to work hard and have fun with it and university life because its the only way she'll enjoy the academic aspects of student life.

 

[S O F I]

Do you remember where you found the condom on the sofa in relation to where your brother and cousin were sitting?

It's all physics baby.

 

[THEV1LL4N]

sort of in the middle of where they were sitting. so could be right pocket of my cousin, or left pocket of brother. it was more towards my brother's side.

also, things are always falling out of my brother's pockets when he gets up from the sofa because he wear loose clothes at home like tracksuit bottoms or shorts. my cousin, was wearing jeans which were not of the loose type so objects of course would be held firmer in the pockets.

ive always been supportive of my cousin(s), just gonna find it hard now she's isolated here coming all the way from london pretty much having everything handed to her, spoonfed... dont know the crowd she's hanging around with either because ive not seen her friends etc....

 

[_carmi]

do you really find tourettes rhymes with durex?

i fail to understand what's the problem here.

 

[dilla]

Are you jealous he's getting more than you?

 

[Da_Funk]

Such a dud, Sandeep.

 

[Shadows]

 

[ARon]

do you really find tourettes rhymes with durex?

i fail to understand what's the problem here.

On the reals, Durex is the last thing I thought about with the tourettes thing

 

[ARon]

Durex are for small peens

I've never bought a durex condem so I never heard of this and so the next logical step was to google it, and what do you know, it's true

 

[Tha_Wood]

i think i was checking out your cousin on facebook sandeep, she looked alright.

does your bro have a little pee-pee, if so its probably his.

 

[Pittsey]

Fuck them raw, baby.... Fuck a durex.

 

[THEV1LL4N]

fuck all of you. im just trying to figure out whose it is. they are both old enough to know what they're doing and as ive stated previously, can do whatever they want. my cousin gets easily distracted from her studies though, why? must i say it? because she suffers from dyslexia and has already repeated one year in school because of it. the last thing i want her to do is fuck up again because im the one who is meant to be keeping an eye on her because she is so far away from home and has never really been on her own for long periods because she has always lived at home with mummy and daddy and her sister.

the whole tourettes thing was already in my mind since my brother told me a story 2 days ago about a guy who came into a store he was in, asking a staff member about a product and then swearing in between. i just associated the two together.

so fuck all of you who had the wrong fuckin connotation about my perspective and wrote the cliche thing.

tha_wood i dont even think you have a clue because she isnt even on facebook lol.

 

[Duke]

fuck all of you. im just trying to figure out whose it is. they are both old enough to know what they're doing and as ive stated previously, can do whatever they want. my cousin gets easily distracted from her studies though, why? must i say it? because she suffers from dyslexia and has already repeated one year in school because of it. the last thing i want her to do is fuck up again because im the one who is meant to be keeping an eye on her because she is so far away from home and has never really been on her own for long periods because she has always lived at home with mummy and daddy and her sister.

the whole tourettes thing was already in my mind since my brother told me a story 2 days ago about a guy who came into a store he was in, asking a staff member about a product and then swearing in between. i just associated the two together.

so fuck all of you who had the wrong fuckin connotation about my perspective and wrote the cliche thing.

tha_wood i dont even think you have a clue because she isnt even on facebook lol.

Look, none of us on here is an investigator and certainly none of us are actually close enough to examine the scene, the people or whatever.

You made a thread detailing a rather hilarious situation involving a condom and a preppy mother. What kind of replies were you expecting, honestly?

 

[Preach]

If two human being want to have sex, there is nothing you can or should do about it imo. Don't worry about your cousin. If she's a whore, she was born one. If she's not, you don't even have to worry. You can't do nothing about it anyway, without robbing her of basic human rights like freedom lol.