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You gonna tape that over your blow-up doll's face, schmookums?
We've named the little dude McLovin McThuggin. I finally managed to forcefeed her some milk and she went through three bottles and she's been napping ever since. She's really undernourished and I've yet to see any signs of adult deer so I guess she's an orphan.
We're gonna get her strength up for a day or two and then see what happens.
We've named the little dude McLovin McThuggin. I finally managed to forcefeed her some milk and she went through three bottles and she's been napping ever since. She's really undernourished and I've yet to see any signs of adult deer so I guess she's an orphan.
We're gonna get her strength up for a day or two and then see what happens.
You gonna tape that over your blow-up doll's face, schmookums?
We've named the little dude McLovin McThuggin. I finally managed to forcefeed her some milk and she went through three bottles and she's been napping ever since. She's really undernourished and I've yet to see any signs of adult deer so I guess she's an orphan. We're gonna get her strength up for a day or two and then see what happens.
We've named the little dude McLovin McThuggin. I finally managed to forcefeed her some milk and she went through three bottles and she's been napping ever since. She's really undernourished and I've yet to see any signs of adult deer so I guess she's an orphan.
We're gonna get her strength up for a day or two and then see what happens.
No, I think my rep has been destroyed by taking pictures with Bambi and revealing just how much I'll never empathized with sickle cell patients.
Yup. We're gonna take care of her for tonight at least and then find a better place for her. Just weighed and measured her... she might not even be a day old. What the fuck happened that lead her out to my street?
lol @ the speculation. I'm brown, bitches. Born and raised in the 202 and 703, spent a grand total of three months of my life in the +92, miseducated in the 504.
She hasn't shit yet, but pellets.
Yup. We're gonna take care of her for tonight at least and then find a better place for her. Just weighed and measured her... she might not even be a day old. What the fuck happened that lead her out to my street?
lol @ the speculation. I'm brown, bitches. Born and raised in the 202 and 703, spent a grand total of three months of my life in the +92, miseducated in the 504.
She hasn't shit yet, but pellets.
My God, I forgot all about this:
http://www.cocaineblunts.com/blunts/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/nore.pdf
http://www.cocaineblunts.com/blunts/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/nore.pdf
When I'm having stomach issues I like to distribute it among all the toilets in this house, by which I mean every one except the one in the bathroom I shower.
I was supposed to have an interview today so I got up early, got myself primped up, threw a fit when I couldn't locate my favorite interview suit, took shits in three bathrooms (wake up at 3 am and eat haleem and you will pay for it aaallll day), even took my brother's electric razor to my giggly areas just for the boost in self-confidence and just as I'm past the first toll booth and beginning to slowly jack off so I'm relaxed when I arrive at the office I get a call to reschedule. Trife.
I miss that fawn:
http://i25.tinypic.com/2evx307.jpg
I was supposed to have an interview today so I got up early, got myself primped up, threw a fit when I couldn't locate my favorite interview suit, took shits in three bathrooms (wake up at 3 am and eat haleem and you will pay for it aaallll day), even took my brother's electric razor to my giggly areas just for the boost in self-confidence and just as I'm past the first toll booth and beginning to slowly jack off so I'm relaxed when I arrive at the office I get a call to reschedule. Trife.
I miss that fawn:
http://i25.tinypic.com/2evx307.jpg
I slowly jerk myself off. Since I haven't been working out and have been eating like shit for a couple of weeks I'm starting to get some blubber on my thighs that reminds me of fat girls so I like to chafe them together as well and build it through my commute and then when I hit the parking lot I pull over next to the biggest SUV I see and spooge all over the driver's door handle. It's my version of tantric sex. Then I immediately tear the filter off a cigarette and smoke it. The head rush makes me pass out for about 58 seconds.
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