Pet Peeves

[raywaters11]

I'm sure its been covered before but since I havent been posting long [*cough*Rooke Poster Of The Year Nominations Plz*Cough*] I figured I would discuss it with my big happy SH Family.

What, besides Bachavelli, makes you more mad than anything? Bad drivers, people who chew with their mouth open, germs, smartasses, your boss, etc. What really irks you?


For me, it's gotta be those damn homeless people. Seriously, they're gross. I don't mean people who don't have a home but are still clean and trying to better themselves... I mean the sit outside mcdonalds waiting on someone to give them change. they have a beard like they are an original member of the grateful dead, more stains on their clothes than wilt chamberlains old tour bus sheets, tattered clothing, and hitch-hiking like someone will pick their asses up. "Will Work For Food" yeah right if you were willing to work, you would have food you lazy piece of shit. Sometimes I like to ask them if they want a ride, then drive off cursing at them. I hate their carts filled with plastic bags full of garbage, i hate their beady little eyes, i hate their beards, i hate how i imagine they must smell.

and homeless people act like they know shit, if they knew shit, then they wouldnt be homelesssssssss.

fuckers.

your turns :cheesy:

 

[Duke]

Poor service from a company. Be it waiting 8 minutes for your beer when there are 3 waitresses doing dishes or ordering something simple as a telephone connection from your provider and being sent boxes for wireless internet.

That type of shit really, really annoys me.

When we're talking about pure, unbridled aggrevation, however, we get to the fun stuff.

Asocial drivers! People that overtake with 2 miles per hour difference. People that quickly try to squeeze past 3 more cars when 2-lane goes into 1-lane. People that don't use their fucking indicators on a roundabout make me homocidal.


And one thing that can blow my cap sky high is litterers. Holland is fucking dirty, I swear (and not in a good way). People at McDonalds here chuck their garbage out of the car window when there's a bin like literally 9 feet away. It pisses me off to no belief. I have almost gotten into fights because I said something about it to people.

 

[raywaters11]

good points. how about when people have their turn signals on for like 25 miles before they turn it off? motherfuckers.

and like sofi said in another thread, the guys in the gym who can bench press a car, always in there showing everyone up.

people who drive corvettes. like the real nice ones. god damn them too.

 

[Duke]

lol @ the vette comment. I saw a dude in a 360 spyder today. I was envious. But deep down I knew with reasonable certainty that I had a bigger cock. Then I overtook him, cut him off, dragged him outta his Fezza, took a chainsaw to his neck and checked his cock size. Turned out I was right and mine was bigger. That knowledge is SO worth 30 years of jail time.

 

[Chronic]

People.

To expand on ray's garbage thing ... cigarette bins with hundreds of cigarette buds lying around. Who do you think has to clean that up? Takes you 5 seconds to toss it away, cleaning everything would take 5 hours.

I thoroughly disagree with the homeless thing though. That view is too black and white.

 

[raywaters11]

lol @ the vette comment. I saw a dude in a 360 spyder today. I was envious. But deep down I knew with reasonable certainty that I had a bigger cock. Then I overtook him, cut him off, dragged him outta his Fezza, took a chainsaw to his neck and checked his cock size. Turned out I was right and mine was bigger. That knowledge is SO worth 30 years of jail time.

lmfao, best story every. damn small cock corvette drivers.

People.

To expand on ray's garbage thing ... cigarette bins with hundreds of cigarette buds lying around. Who do you think has to clean that up? Takes you 5 seconds to toss it away, cleaning everything would take 5 hours.

that is true too. this thread makes me want to stab all these people in the face.

 

[Lil KaMiKaZe]

parents who don't know how to hold them kids quiet,running and screaming in the bus/subway,putting their dirty hands on you...i wanna take them and throw them thru the window while the bus's still rolling

 

[linx]

For me, it's definitely the way people drive. I'm a real calm person who doesn't get mad or irritated much AT ALL. But when it comes to the road, oh my goddd. The way people drive just annoys the FUCK outta me.

I go to work the same day every day. When I get on the highway, there's cars already on it driving past where i'm coming on. Well a lot of those cars want to get into the right lane that i'm in. The lane you're in when you get onto the highway. Rather then waiting for the couple of cars getting on to pass and getting in back of the line, they try and speed up and cut over real quick. There's plenty of room for them to be patient and move to the right lane, but they all choose to be dickheads and they try to be all extra aggressive. I guess they figure if the speed up and get ahead of those 2-3 cars coming onto the highway, they can get to work 5 seconds earlier? It's sickening to be honest and I see it EVERY day. There's so many impatient drivers that it's ridiculous.

And that's just one example. Lets talk about the road I work on. It's one of those roads where it's all businesses and stuff. So there's a lot of work traffic in the morning. There's so many impatient idiots driving on this road every day. It's laughable. Lets say i'm driving in the right lane and there's 2 cars in the left lane next to me. Lets say the one in front is taking a left hand turn. The person behind em will try to quickly get into my lane ahead of me and then get back into the left lane. They really can't wait 3-5 seconds for that person to turn. I can't count how many times i've almost gotten hit that way. At least 10.

That's only a few examples. There's mannnnyyyyy more.

 

[Stone_Cold]

Heres a track about all them pet peeves that we can all relate to!
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[Jokerman]

Lately, it's been female tellers at banks who don't know how to spell when they're making out a cashier's check even though I gave them the info typed out! "Could you do it over again, please. Turn off the ipod and the bluetooth, put the make-up and lipstick away, and take the chewing gum out of your mouth. Now try it."

Other than that: slow people. Slow fat people especially, who not only walk slow in front of you but take up the whole sidewalk or shopping aisle. Oh, and kids who play in my way. Like when I'm trying to leave a grocery store with a full shopping cart and they're playing in front of the exit. I'm trying to get out of the store with stolen merchandise while slow fat people are getting in my way and their ugly fat kids are blocking the exit.

 

[Stred]

drug fucked friends

 

[Tha_Wood]

drug fucked friends

lol your my drug fucked friend.

on a side note my pet peeves would have to be silly bitches and people who talk about stuff they know nothing about.

 

[raywaters11]

bad grammar

 

[Tha_Wood]

bad grammar

is that directed at me lol

 

[raywaters11]

lol no i was saying it was one of my pet peeves
oh and bad spelling

my family hates me for correcting them

 

[Stone_Cold]

when u receive text messages from people who love their 'txt spk' so much they dont actually include any vowels in the message and all ur left with is a string of random letters that u have to try to decypher!

 

[Da_Funk]

People calling my phone who I have no desire to talk to.

People who sit at the beginning of a merge lane and refuse to merge with traffic

 

[raywaters11]

when u receive text messages from people who love their 'txt spk' so much they dont actually include any vowels in the message and all ur left with is a string of random letters that u have to try to decypher!

lmfao true

or someone who changes their number but texts u from the new number, and when u ask who it is, they wanna play some stupid fuckin game where they wont tell u. they think its cute as hell and you're already deleting the number.

 

[Shadows]

When you greet a customer nicely, and while your working...you see them tell their kids, (or they themselves act on it) by throwing trash or leaving shit anywhere and saying, "its okay, they get paid to pick it up."

...Im sure that happens to everyone, so why do people do it?

I dont ever recall me doing that to anyone.


Edit: Also when people park all fucked up...and you cant park there because of them...sometimes i just wish something like this happens to them.

 

[raywaters11]

i had to go out to golden corral on a work related trip and the chick i was with made the biggest mess and said "they get paid to clean it up" and i was like wow, you're a douche.

but at the same time, i hate when i will go to a hotel with a girl and the girl will clean the place spotless before we leave, then i'm thinking wtf does cleaning staff get paid for? the fuckn mint on my pillow? they already stole the change off the dresser and i'm sure they smelled all my underwear and laid in my bed naked while i was out of the room. so they restocked the towels, i'm sure its just the room-next-door's dirty towels. so i leave my used condoms on top of the tv for them. you're welcome you damn immigrant.