North Korea Has Asked the US to Get

[Jokerman]

Eric Clapton to perform. They're fans. Peace between the North and South depends on it.

North Korea campaigned for Eric Clapton performance, cable reveals - CNN.com

 

[vg4030]

I suggest singing 'Just Like a Prisoner'. It even mentions sailors in the lyrics... perfect for NK

 

[Jokerman]

Also, Iran says they will stop their nuclear program if Swami tours the country.

 

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Cocaine

 

[Jokerman]

They want him to sing, "Before You Accuse Me (Take a Look at Yourself)"