Too conservative for my blood.
Yes, we're bat shit crazy here. It's good times.
To be honest, Montreal and Quebec City have their shit straight for the most part, but sadly we don't make the majority of the province. It doesn't help that the rest of Canada doesn't see us as a Canadian province.
Just last week I was coming home and two girls from Toronto come up to me and asked for directions. They kept repeating: "Sorry, I don't speak French, and sorry I'm from Toronto" ... Hey lady, 90% of Montreal is bilingual and we have a rivalry with Toronto, but we won't go at you with a pitchfork cause you're from there. I told her we're all Canadians here to her reply: "Well..........................."