My cousin just passed away..

SiGh

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#1
My cousin just passed away..lolz..

lolz. A lot of people that I talk to on AIM know that my family’s has been having money problems, lately. And my cousins actually needed some cash ASAP and it’s the kind of cash where a paycheck at the end of the week wouldn’t be fast enough. And also the kind of cash 2 nights of heavy hustling wouldn't cut it. So my cousin got the bright idea of robbing a bank. Now, I was suppose to be down with him, but I told him that till this day I do NOT know a bank robbery that went well. All of the robbers either have been caught or killed. So I was like ill help you rob little stores around the way to make up quick cash, but he was too greedy. So i told him I didnt want to be apart of that without thinking the whole situation thru. But he didnt want to wait. So next thing I know..

My cousin was involved in a bank robbery and he was killed. I know what you guys are thinking, he and the police had a shootout and they killed him. But no, that’s not how it went down. See my dumbass cousin, may he rest in peace, went to rob the bank without a mask. He forgot it. So this motherfucker took out the clear trash bag out from the little waste basket and used that. He took out the plastic bag and put it over his head and capped it with his left hand at the neck while holding the gun with his right.

According to the surveillance camera it went like this.
So went he went to the teller yelling, "Gimme all the fucking money and nobody gets hurt!" While all this is happening he was running from one teller to the other, yelling the same thing. But with each teller, this nigga was running out of breath, he started to suffocate inside the plastic bag. This dumbass didn’t think for a second to loosen his hand to let a little air in. By the fourth teller he was already on his knees screaming, "Wait--...no--body..move...i..ll...i...ll kill....yer..." By the time the police came, he had choked on the plastic bag and died..
 

SiGh

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alright im sorry actually..cuz it was meant to be as a joke. but too many people took it the wrong way. it is a joke, hence the lolz.

rftp and pcrooks, it was a joke mayn.
 
#10
LMAO, u never know with sigh ;).

Good joke tho, I did sense that it was a joke but I was afraid that it might've been true too and thus I'd insult you :( :D
 

SiGh

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RFTP said:
LMAO, u never know with sigh ;).

Good joke tho, I did sense that it was a joke but I was afraid that it might've been true too and thus I'd insult you :( :D

lol yea, it was meant as a joke. sorry for the confusion. check ur user cp.
 

Sebastian

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My cousin just passed away..lolz..

SiGh said:
lolz. A lot of people that I talk to on AIM know that my family’s has been having money problems, lately. And my cousins actually needed some cash ASAP and it’s the kind of cash where a paycheck at the end of the week wouldn’t be fast enough. And also the kind of cash 2 nights of heavy hustling wouldn't cut it. So my cousin got the bright idea of robbing a bank. Now, I was suppose to be down with him, but I told him that till this day I do NOT know a bank robbery that went well. All of the robbers either have been caught or killed. So I was like ill help you rob little stores around the way to make up quick cash, but he was too greedy. So i told him I didnt want to be apart of that without thinking the whole situation thru. But he didnt want to wait. So next thing I know..

My cousin was involved in a bank robbery and he was killed. I know what you guys are thinking, he and the police had a shootout and they killed him. But no, that’s not how it went down. See my dumbass cousin, may he rest in peace, went to rob the bank without a mask. He forgot it. So this motherfucker took out the clear trash bag out from the little waste basket and used that. He took out the plastic bag and put it over his head and capped it with his left hand at the neck while holding the gun with his right.

According to the surveillance camera it went like this.
So went he went to the teller yelling, "Gimme all the fucking money and nobody gets hurt!" While all this is happening he was running from one teller to the other, yelling the same thing. But with each teller, this nigga was running out of breath, he started to suffocate inside the plastic bag. This dumbass didn’t think for a second to loosen his hand to let a little air in. By the fourth teller he was already on his knees screaming, "Wait--...no--body..move...i..ll...i...ll kill....yer..." By the time the police came, he had choked on the plastic bag and died..
lmao, this couldnt be true. i was like "wtf? sighs cousin? he belongs to his family..sigh is too gangsta and would have taught him how to rob a bank. idiot"

Illuminattile said:
This actually happened to my grandmother, so excuse me if I don't find it very funny.

Banned.
hahaha
 
#19
haha, you would think the lol at the beginning would give it away that its a joke. I knew it didn't happen tho cuz if it did i would have found an article about it and posted it by now lol. Sigh you crazy man, you got all these people trippin, thinking its true
 

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