Michael Bay's The Dark Knight script leaked... Best movie ever!

[Rukas]

Fuck Christopher Nolan this would have been the best Batman, no, the best MOVIE, ever! EVER!!

*Cue explosion.*

Michael Bay's Rejected "The Dark Knight" Script - The Spill.com Movie Community

 

[Rukas]

Apparently it was rejected because Bale didnt like it, in fact, they filmed his reaction.

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[Rahim]

^^hahaha from harsh times...that movie used to be my fav just cuz how crazy the story line is....eva longoria looked fine as hell in that movie...10 mins before i was going to go see it in the theaters, i had my doubts but i trusted 2 friends and went and saw it anyway..they were right about it....one of the best and craziest movies i've seen...the whole movie was crazy....christian bale is a great actor...the way he screams and yells..thats some great acting..

and about the batman movie...yeah i'll see that too..i've loved batman since i was in kindergarten...watched the cartoon when i was in grade 1.....

not to go too off topic here but damn...the preview played for the new bond movie before handcock was played...it looks tight...too bad its a long wait till november....

 

[TheCat]

some of the lines are too funny its like a fan made mockery of micheal bay movies.

example the scene with Rachel's naked torso.

 

[Preach]

LMAO at "she is the hottest girl in the world, and she's wearing glasses cause she's also the smartest girl in the world"

 

[Casey]

LOL, the best bit is

She leans into the engine, exposing her breasts, covered in perspiration. The camera zooms in and out on them, emphatically, a number of times.

That made me laugh hard.

 

[Dogmatic187]

This is my worst nightmare right here, ugh..

I seriously lol'd at these.

The batmobile is gunning down the highway at over 200 miles per hour, weaving through traffic. Everytime BATMAN is about to crash into a civilian, the camera enters ultra slow motion and we see him barely squeeze by, frame by frame. This happens about seventeen times.

LMFAO

JOKER unleashes an all-out barrage of missiles, like the biggest fucking missiles you will ever see. BATMAN shoots his own back, and they all collide into each other in the middle of the highway releasing a violent explosion. Afterward: one last explosion, and then a explosion within that explosion. Afterward: one last explosion, this time in slow motion, with tanks flying out of it.

Jesus fucking Christ....

 

[Rukas]

Whoever did it has a dope sense of humor. Somehow I dont think this is the end of the mock Michael Bay scripts.

 

[Dogmatic187]

I'd always wondered if someone would write "Armageddon 2: Armageddon" just for laughs.