Pittsey is like one of those guys you see in the English gangster movies. Like Jason Statham.
Edub is from GA. Which has a 69.9% obesity rate in adult males
according to statistics.
Therefore the most likely scenario is that in hand-to-hand combat, Pittsey would uppercut Edub in the jaw, causing him to crash through the floor, back down into the apartment below. The building owners would then sue Edub for damages caused, leading him to attempt a quick getaway via the airport.
Unfortunately for him, Pittsey works at the airport and immediately Edub would get arrested due to suspicious wiring and unknown electrical boxes found in his pockets. The board would find out of these events, and S O F I would use his new supermod powers to ban Edub, as we don't support terrorism on this board.
The end.