Man Arrested For Having Sex With a Picnic Table

[PaulyPac]

40 year old Art Price, Jr. of Bellvue, Ohio was arrested after he was videotaped having sex with his picnic table.

A neighbor videotaped the incidents and reported them to police. Price admitted to the crimes and was charged with four counts of felony public indecency.

Generally these charges are considered misdemeanors, but due to the fact that the incidents occurred within the vicinity of a school, Price's charges were upgraded to felonies.

Price was released on his own recognizance awaiting trial.



http://www.wtol.com/Global/story.asp?S=8082496

 

[THEV1LL4N]

thats disgusting.

 

[Euphanasia]

hahahahahahahah

 

[PaulyPac]

"The first video we had, he was completely nude. He would use the hole from the umbrella and have sex with the table," Johnson says.

 

[Rahim]

hahaaha

 

[Stred]

lmao.

and here i was thinking 40 year old virgin was a fictional movie.

 

[Maverick]

i had sex with a grapefruit, shit stung.

 

[Stred]

^lol where did your sig come from? the one about the superbowl.

 

[ImmortalTech]

hahahah SHIT... i was just came online to post this

 

[Tha_Wood]

^lol where did your sig come from? the one about the superbowl.

khublin aka Big Easy aka Eric

 

[The.Menace]

you CAN'T have sex with a Picnic Table

 

[Preach]

khublin aka Big Easy aka Eric

I remember I left a message for him on AIM saying I know it's him. He wasn't around so I repeated it when I talked to him at a later time. He got pissed, like "shut your fucking mouth, i'm not fucking khulbin, get it through your thick skull". That's when I seriously started to think he was a schizo.

Stred, why are you never on messengers anymore? Or did I just not take the hint yet?

 

[Stred]

^ lol im allways on man, your status is allways set to away though..

 

[Tha_Wood]

there the times hes on, when it says online hes never there

 

[yaboy10]

lmaoo wtfff

 

[masta247]

I wonder, what do they think when doing that kind of things?

 

[Universal]

so, sigh's been spotted aye.

 

[The.Menace]

so, sigh's been spotted aye.

haha, yeah - he's back,

 

[Tha_Wood]

lol im trying to think of a joke using woody in it, seeing as the table is made of wood. i will give the person who comes up with the best joke 1 pay pal dollar

 

[Stred]

A neighbor videotaped the incidents and reported them to police. Prince admitted to the crimes and was charged with four counts of felony public indecency.

:laugh: sorry mili, had to