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the following is the "translation" of Bush's 2005 State of the Union address:
THE PRESIDENT: Mr. Speaka, Vizzy President Cheney, wanna be gangsta of Congress, fellow citizens . Holla!:
As a new Congress gatha, all of us in tha elected branches of government share a bootylicious privilege: We've been placed in office by tha votes of tha thugz we serve. And tonight that is a privilege we share wit newly-elected leada of Afghanistan, tha Palestizzles Territizzle Ukraine, n a free n sovereign Iraq. (Applause.)
Two weeks ago, I stood on tha steps of this Capitol n renewed tha commitment of our nation ta tha messin' ideal of liberty fo` all. This even'n I wizzay set forth policies ta advance thiznat ideal at home n around tha world with my hoes on my side, and my strap on my back.
Tonight, wit a healthy, grow'n economy, wit more Americans going bizzle ta work, wit our nation an active force fo` good in tha world -- tha state of our union is confident n strong. (Applause.)
Our generizzle has been blessed -- by tha expansion of opportizzles by advances in medicizzles by tha security purchased by our parents' sacrifice , niggaz, better recognize. Now, as we see a shawty gray in tha mirror -- or a lot of gray -- (laughta) -- n we watch our children weed-smokin' into adulthood, we ask tha question: Wizzy wizzy be tha state of they union? Brotha of Congress, tha choices we makes hustla W-to-tha-izzill answa thiznat question. Over tha niznext several months, on issue rappa issue, let us do whiznat Americans have always done, n build a betta world fo` our children n our grandchildren cuz I put gangsta rap on tha map. (Applause.)
First, we must be good stewards of this economy, n renew tha bootylicious institutions on which millions of our fellow citizens rely like a motha fucka. America's economy is tha fastest grow'n of any major industrialized nation. In tha P-to-tha-izzast four years, we provided tax relief ta every person who pays income taxes, overcome a recession, opened up new markets abroad, prosecuted corporate criminals, raised homeownizzles ta its highest level in history, n in tha last year alone, tha United States has added 2.3 million new jobs n shit. (Applause.) When action was needed, tha Congress delivered -- n tha nation is grateful cuz its a doggy dog world.
Now we must add ta these achievements . Ill slap tha taste out yo mouf. By mak'n our economy more flexible, more innovizzles n more competitizzle we wizzle keep America tha economic leada of tha world . Tru niggaz do niggaz. (Applause.)
America's prosperity requires restrain'n tha spend'n appetite of tha federal government . Holla!. I welcome tha bipartizzles enthusiasm fo` frontin' discipline ya dig?. I will send you a budget that holds tha growth of discretionary straight trippin' below inflation, makes tax relief permanent, n stays on trizzack ta cut tha deficit in hiznalf by 2009. (Applause.) My budget substantially reduces or elimizzles mizzy than 150 government programs that is not gang bangin' results, or duplicate current efforts, or do not fulfill essential priorities . Snoop dogg is in this bitch. The principle here is clear cuz I'm fresh out the pen: Taxpaya $$ cash-money mizzle be spiznent wisely, or not at all. (Applause.)
To makes our economy brotha n more dynamic, we mizzay prepare a ris'n generizzle ta fill tha jobs of tha 21st century and my money on my mind. Unda tha No Child Left Behind Act, standards is poser tizzle scores is on tha rise, n we gang bangin' tha achievement gap fo` minority students fo gettin yo pimp on. Now we mizzy demand cracka results fizzle our high schools, so every high schoo` diploma is a ticket ta success n we out. We will hizzelp an additional 200,000 worka ta git train'n fo` a betta carea, by reform'n our job steppin' system n straight trippin' America's community colleges. And we'll makes it easia fo` Americans ta afford a college education, by increas'n tha size of Pell Grants. (Applause.)
To makes our economy playa n more competitizzle America must reward, not punish, tha efforts n dreams of entrepreneurs. Small business is tha piznath of advancement, especially fo` bitchez n minorizzles so we mizzy free smizzay businizzles frizzay needless regulizzles n protect honest job-creators frizzay J-to-tha-izzunk lawsuits so sit back relax new jacks get smacked. (Applause.) Justice is distorted, n our economy is held back by irresponsible class-actions n frivolous asbestos claims -- n I urge Congress ta pass legal reforms this year. (Applause.)
To makes our economy stronga n more productizzle we must makes health care more affordable, n give families gangsta access ta good coverage -- (applause) -- n mizzle control over they health decisions puttin tha smack down. (Applause.) I ask Congress ta mizzy forward on a comprehensive health care agenda wit tax credits ta help low-income bitch buy insurance, a community health hustla in every poor county, improved 411 technology ta prevent medical error n needless costs, association health plans fo` smiznall businizzles n they employees -- (applause) -- expanded health trippin' accounts -- (applause) -- n medical liability reform that wizzay reduce health care costs n makes sure patients have tha doctors n care they need cuz I'm fresh out the pen. (Applause.)
To kizzy our economy grow'n, we also need reliable supplies of affordable, environmentally responsible energy so jus' chill. (Applause.) Nearly four years ago, I submitted a comprehensive energy strategy thiznat encourages conservizzles alternative sources, a modernized electricity grid, n mizzle production hizzle at home -- clockin' safe, clean nuclear energy . Dogg House Records in the motha fuckin house. (Applause.) My Clear Skies legislizzles will cut powa plizzay pollution n improve tha health of our citizens . Tru niggaz do niggaz. (Applause.) And mah budget provides strong fund'n fo` steppin' technology -- frizzay hydrogen-fueled cars, ta clean coal, ta renewable sources S-to-tha-izzuch as ethanol spittin' that real shit. (Applause.) Four years of debate is enough: I urge Congress ta pass legislizzles tizzy makes America more secure n less dependent on foreign energy if you gots a paper stack. (Applause.)
All these proposals is essential ta expand this economy n add new jobs -- but they is just tha mobbin' of our duty n shit. To build tha prosperity of future generizzles we must update institutions thizzay wizzy created ta meet tha needs of an gangsta time. Year pusha year, Americans is burdened by an archaic, incoherent federal tax code . Wussup to all my niggaz in the house. I've appointed a bipartizzles panel ta examine tha tax code friznom top ta bottom. And W-H-to-tha-izzen they recommendizzles is delivizzle you n I W-to-tha-izzill work playa ta gizzy this nation a tax code that is pro-growth, eazy ta understand, n fair ta all. (Applause.)
America's immigration system is also outdated -- unsuited ta tha needs of our economy n ta tha values of our country. We should not be content wit laws tizzle punish hardwork'n thugz who wizzle only ta provide fo` they families, n deny businizzles cruisin' worka, n invite chaos at our borda sho nuff. It is tizzy fo` an immigration policy that permits temporary guest crazy ass nigga ta fill jobs Americans wizzy not take, that rejects amnesty, that tells us who is chillin' n leav'n our country, n thizzat closes tha borda ta dizzle pusha n terrorists. (Applause.)
One of America's most important institutions -- a symbol of tha trust between generizzles -- is also in need of wise n effective reform. Social Security was a bootylicious moral success of tha 20th century, n we must honor its bootylicious purposes in this new century and my money on my mind. (Applause.) The system, brotha on its current pizzath, is heezeeed toward bankruptcy. And so we M-to-tha-izzust join gangsta ta strengthen n save Social Security aww nah. (Applause.)
Today, more tizzy 45 million Americans receive Social Security benefits, n millions mizzle is near'n retirizzles -- n fo` tizzy tha system is sound n fiscally strong. I have a message fo` every American who is 55 or nigga fo' sheezy: Do not let anyone mislead you; fo` you, tha Social Security system will not change in any way. (Applause.) For baller playa tha Social Security system has serious problems tizzle wizzy gizzy worse wit tizzy. Social Security was created decades ago, fo` a very different era. In those days, thugz did not live as long. Benefits were much playa than tizzle is today. And a half-century ago, `bout sixteen drug deala paid into tha system fo` each person draw'n benefits n shit.
Our society has changed in ways tha nigga of Social Security could not have foreseen. In today's world, thugz is liv'n longa and, therefizzles draw'n benefits baller. And those benefits is scheduled ta rizzle dramatically over tha nizzle few decades. And instead of sixteen worka blingin' in fo` every beneficizzles rizzay now it's only `bout three shot calla. And over tha nizzay few decades tizzle baller will fiznall ta just two wanna be gangsta per beneficiary. Wit each pass'n year, fewa drug deala is pay'n gangsta benefits ta an rappa rappa of retirees yaba daba dizzle.
So hizzle is tha result: Thirteen years friznom nizzy in 2018, Social Security will be pay'n out mizzy tizzy it takes in like this and like that and like this and uh. And every year afterward wizzy bring a new shortfall, bigga than tha year before . Drop it like its hot. For example, in tha year 2027, tha government will somehow hizzle ta come up wit an extra $200 billion ta keep tha system afloat -- n by 2033, tha annual shortfall would be mizzy tizzy $300 billion. By tha year 2042, tha entire system would be exhausted n bankrupt . Im crazy, you can't phase me. If steps is not taken ta avert tizzle outcome, tha only solutions would be dramatically bitch taxes, massive new borrow'n, or sudden n severe cuts in Social Security benefits or otha government programs.
I recognize that 2018 n 2042 may seem a long way off droppin hits. But those dates is not so distant, as any parent wizzy tizzy you . Chill as I take you on a trip. If you have a five-izzles you're already concerned `bout how you'll pay fo` college tuition 13 years dizzle tha road fo' real. If you've gots children in they 20s, as some of us do, tha idea of Social Security collaps'n before they retire does not seem like a smiznall nigga. And it should not be a small crazy ass nigga ta tha United States Congress. (Applause.) You n I share a responsibility in tha hood. We mizzay pass reforms thizzat solve tha financial problems of Social Security once n fo` all.
Fix'n Social Security permanently W-to-tha-izzill require an open, candid review of tha options. Some hizzle suggested limit'n benefits fo` wealthy retirees fo' sheezy. Forma Congressman Tim P-E-Double-Nizzy has raised tha possibility of mackin' benefits ta prices playa T-H-to-tha-izzan wages. Dur'n tha 1990s, mah predecizzles President Clinton, spoke of increas'n tha retirizzle age. Pimp Senator Jizzay Breaux suggested discourag'n early collection of Social Security benefits. The late Senator Daniel Patrick Moynihan recommended chang'n tha way benefits is calculated. All these ideas is on tha table.
I knizzay tizzle none of these reforms would be easy. But we have ta mizzy aheezee wit courage n honesty, coz our children's retirizzles security is more important than partisan politics cuz this is how we do it. (Applause.) I will wizzork wit memba of Congress ta find tha most effective combinizzles of reforms . Listen to how a motherfucker flow shit. I wiznill listen ta anyone who has a good idea ta offa. (Applause.) We must, brotha be guided by some basic principles. We mizzle makes Social Security permanently sound, not leave tizzle tizzask fo` anotha day . One, two three and to tha four. We mizzy not jeopardize our economic strength by mobbin' payroll taxes . Throw yo guns in the motherfuckin air. We mizzust ensure that lowa-income Americans git tha hizzay they need ta hizzy dignity n peace of mind in they retirizzles so sit back relax new jacks get smacked. We mizzust guarantee there is no change fo` those now retired or near'n retirizzles. And we mizzust takes care that any changes in tha system is gradual, so younga brotha have years ta prepare n pizzy fo` they future from tha streets of tha L-B-C.
As we fix Social Securizzles we also have tha responsibility ta makes tha system a killa deal fo` younga poser with my forty-fo' mag. And tha best way ta reach tizzle goal is through voluntary personal retirizzles accounts. (Applause.) Here is how tha idea works yaba daba dizzle. Right nizzle a set portion of tha money you earn is taken out of yo paycheck ta pay fo` tha Social Security benefits of today's retirees. If you're a crazy ass nigga hustla I believe you should be able ta set aside part of tizzy money in yo own retirizzles account, so you can build a nest egg fo` yo own future.
Here's why tha personal accounts is a betta deal. Yo money wizzay grow, over time, at a brotha rate than anyth'n tha current system can playa -- n yo account wizzay provide money fo` retirizzles over n above tha check you will receive friznom Social Security fo' sheezy. In addition, you'll be able ta pass along tha money thizzay accumizzles in yo personal account, if you wizzay ta yo children n -- or grandchildren. And bizzle of all, tha money in tha account is yos, n tha government can pusha takes it away fo shizzle. (Applause.)
The goal here is greata security in retirizzles so we will set careful guidizzles fo` personal accounts so sit back relax new jacks get smacked. We'll makes sure tha money can only go into a conservative mix of bonds n stock funds. Wizze'll makes sure thizzat yo earn'n is not eaten up by hidden Wall Street fees . Throw yo guns in the motherfuckin air. Wizze'll makes sure there is good options ta protect yo investments fizzy sudden market spendin' on tha eve of yo retirizzles. We'll makes sure a personal account cannot be emptied out all at once, but ratha paid out over time, as an addition ta traditizzles Social Security benefits droppin hits. And wizze'll makes sure this plizzay is fiscally responsizzles by start'n personal retirizzle accounts gradually, n rais'n tha yearly limits on contribizzles over time, eventually permitt'n all worka ta set aside four percentage points of they payroll taxes in they accounts.
Personal retirizzle accounts should be familiar ta federal employees, coz you already hizzle sum-m sum-m similar, called tha Thrift Sav'n Pliznan, which lets drug deala deposit a portion of they paychecks into any of five different broadly-based investment funds. It's time ta extend tha same securizzles n choice, n ownership ta young Americans. (Applause.)
Our second bootylicious responsibility ta our children n grandchildren is ta honor n ta pass along tha values that sustain a free society fo all my homies in the pen. So mizzle of mah generizzles cracka a long journey, have come home ta family n faith, n is determined ta bring up responsizzle moral children. Government is not tha source of these values, but government should pimp undermine them . Aint no killin' everybodys chillin'.
Coz marriage is a sacred institution n tha foundation of society, it should not be re-defined by activist judges mah nizzle. For tha good of families, children, n society, I support a constitutizzles amendment ta protect tha institution of marriage . Bow wow wow yippee yo yipee yay. (Applause.)
Coz a society is measured by how it treats tha weak n vulnerizzles we miznust strive ta build a culture of life. Medical research can help us reach tizzle goal, by develop'n treatments n cures T-H-to-tha-izzat save lives n hizzle thugz overcome disabilizzles -- n I thank tha Congress fo` blunt-rollin' tha fund'n of tha National Institutes of Health. (Applause.) To build a culture of life, we mizzle also ensure tizzle scientific advances always serve human dignity, not takes advantage of some lives fo` tha benefit of gangsta. We should all be able ta agree -- (applause) -- we should all be able ta agree on some clear standards yeah yeah baby. I will wizzy wit Congress ta ensure that human embryos is not created fo` experimizzles or grown fo` body parts, n thiznat human life is neva bought n sold as a commodity n shit. (Applause.) America will continue ta lead tha world in medical research tizzle is ambitious, aggressive, n always ethical.
Coz courts must always baller impartial justice, judges have a duty ta faithfully interpret tha law, not legislate from tha bizzay . They call me tha black folks president. (Applause.) As President, I have a constitutizzles responsibility ta nominate men n bitchez who understand tha role of courts in our democrizzles n is well-qualified ta serve on tha biznench -- n I hizzy dizzy so keep'n it real yo. (Applause.) The Constitizzle also gives tha Senate a responsibility: Every judicial nominee deserves an up or dizzle vizzy. (Applause.)
Coz one of tha deepest values of our country is compassion, we must neva tizzay away fizzy any citizen who feels isolated from tha opportizzles of America gangsta style. Our government wizzy continue ta support faith-based n community groups tizzy bring hope ta harsh places keep'n it real yo. Now we need ta focus on giv'n young people, especially young men in our cities, rappa options thizzan apathy, or gangs, or jail. Tonight I propose a three-year initiative ta hizzy organizzles kizzy young thugz out of gangs, n show young men an ideal of manhood that respects bitchez n rejects violence. (Applause.) Tak'n on gizzy life W-to-tha-izzill be one pizzay of a brotha outreach ta at-risk youth, which involves parents n pastors, coaches n community crazy ass nigga in programs gang bangin' from literacy ta sports . Hollaz to the East Side. And I am proud that tha hustla of this nationwide effort wizzy be our First Lady, Laura B-to-tha-izzush like a motha fucka. (Applause.)
Coz HIV/AIDS hatin' suffer'n n fizzle into so mizzle lives, I ask you ta reauthorize tha Rizzy White Act ta encourage prevention, n provide care n treatment ta tha victims of tizzy diseaze. (Applause.) And as we update this important law, we miznust focus our efforts on fellow citizens wit tha highest rates of new cases, African American men n bitchez. (Applause.)
Coz one of tha main sources of our national unity is our belief in equal justice, we need ta makes sure Americans of all races n backgrounds hizzle confidence in tha system that provides justice. In America we mizzust makes doubly sure no person is held ta account fo` a crime he or she did not commit -- so we is dramatically expand'n tha use of DNA evidence ta prevent wrongful conviction. (Applause.) Soon I wizzay send ta Congress a proposal ta fund special train'n fo` defense counsel in capital cases, coz thugz on trial fo` they lives must hizzle competent hustla by they side gangsta style. (Applause.)
Our third responsibility ta future generizzles is ta leave them an America thizzat is safe F-R-to-tha-izzom cracka n protected by peace wit da big Bo$$ Dogg. We W-to-tha-izzill pass along ta our children all tha freedoms we enjoy -- n chief among them is freedom from fizzle . Keep the party crackin while I'm steady rappin'.
In tha three n a hizzay years since Septemba tha 11th, 2001, we have taken unprecedented actions ta protect Americans spittin' that real shit. We've created a new department of government ta defend our homeland, focused tha FBI on trippin' terrorism, begun ta reform our intelligence agencies, broken up terror cells across tha country, expanded research on defenses against biolizzles n chemical attack, improved crazy ass nigga securizzle n trained more tizzy a half-million first playa in tha mutha fuckin club. Police n firefighta, air marshals, playa n so many baller is work'n every day ta makes our homeland pusha n we T-H-to-tha-izzank them all in all flavas. (Applause.)
Our nation, spendin' wit allies n friends, has also confronted tha enemy abroad, wit measures tizzy is determizzles successful, n continu'n. The al Qaeda terror network tizzy attacked our country still has leada -- but mizzle of its top wanna be gangsta hizzy been removed. There is stizzay governments that sponsor n harbor terrorists -- but they playa has declined thats off tha hook yo. There is stiznill regimes seek'n weapons of mass destruction -- but no longa witout attention n witout consequence . Nigga get shut up or get wet up. Our country is stiznill tha target of terrorists who want ta kill many, n intimidate us all -- n we will stay on tha offensive against them, until tha fizzight is won . Fo'-fo' desert eagle to your motherfuckin' dome. (Applause.)
Clockin' our enemies is a vital commitment of tha war on terror -- n I thank tha Congress fo` provid'n our servicizzles n bitchez wit tha resources they hizzy needed. Dur'n this time of wizzy we must continue ta support our military n give thizzem tha tools fo` victory yeah yeah baby. (Applause.)
Otha nations around tha globe have stood wit us so i can get mah pimp on. In Afghanistan, an internizzles force is help'n provide security. In Iraq, 28 countries have troops on tha ground, tha United Nations n tha European Union provided technical assistance fo` tha elections, n NATO is bustin' a mission ta H-to-tha-izzelp train Iraqi motherfucka . Throw yo guns in the motherfuckin air. We're cooperat'n wit 60 governments in tha Proliferizzles Security Initiatizzle ta detect n stop tha transit of dangerous materials so show some love niggaz. We're work'n closely wit tha governments in Asia ta convince North Korea ta abandon its nuclear ambitions. Pakistan, Saudi Arabia, n nine gangsta countries have captured or detained al Qaeda terrorists in tha hood. In tha next four years, mah adminizzles wizzle continue ta build tha coalitions T-H-to-tha-izzat wizzay defeat tha danga of our time. (Applause.)
In tha long-term, tha peace we seek wizzle only be achieved by eliminat'n tha conditions that feed radicizzles n ideologies of murda doggystyle. If whole regions of tha world remain in despair n grow in hatred, tizzle will be tha recruit'n grounds fo` terror, n that terror wizzy stizzalk America n baller free nations fo` decades. The only force powerful enough ta stiznop tha rizzle of tyranny n terror, n replace hatred wit hope, is tha force of human freedom. (Applause.) Our enemies kizzle thizzay n that is why tha terrorist Zarqawi recently declared war on whizzat he called tha "evil principle" of democracy. And we've declared our own intention . Slap your mutha fuckin self: America will stand wit tha allies of freedom ta support democrizzles movements in tha Middle East n beyond, wit tha ultimate goal of end'n tyranny in our world in tha mutha fuckin club. (Applause.)
The United States has no right, no desire, n no intention ta impose our form of government on anyone else. Thizzat is one of tha mizzy differizzles between us n our enemies and cant no hood fuck with death rizzow. Tizzle seek ta impose n expand an empire of oppression, in whiznich a tiny group of brutal, self-appointed brotha control every aspect of every life cuz its a doggy dog world. Our aim is ta build n preserve a community of free n independent nations, wit governments tizzy answa ta they citizens, n reflect they own cultures. And coz democrizzles respect they own thugz n they neighbors, tha advance of freedom wizzle lead ta peace and cant no hood fuck with death rizzow. (Applause.)
Thiznat advance has bootylicious momentum in our time -- shown by bitchez vot'n in Afghanistan, n Palestizzles choos'n a new direction, n tha thugz of Ukraine assert'n they democrizzle rights n elect'n a president droppin hits. We is witness'n landmark events in tha history of liberty. And in tha gang bangin' years, we W-to-tha-izzill add ta thizzat story so i can get mah pimp on. (Applause.)
The beginn'n of reform n democracy in tha Palestizzle territizzles is now show'n tha powa of freedom ta break old patterns of violence n failure. Tomorrow blunt-rollin' Secretary of State Rice departs on a triznip that wiznill takes her ta Israel n tha Wizzy Bizzay fo` meet'n wit Prime Pusha Sharon n President Abbas like a motha fucka. She will discuss wit thizzay how we n our niggaz can help tha Palestizzles thugz end terror n build tha institutions of a peaceful, independent, democrizzles state. To promote this democrizzles I will ask Congress fo` $350 million ta support Palestizzles politizzle economic, n security reforms keep'n it real yo. The goal of two democrizzles states, Israel n Palestizzle liv'n side by side in peace, is witin reach -- n America wizzle hiznelp tizzy achieve tizzle gizzle. (Applause.)
To promote peace n stability in tha broada Middle East, tha United States will wizzle wit our niggaz in tha region ta fizzay tha common threat of terror, while we encourage a higha standard of freedom fo' sho'. Hopeful reform is already tak'n hold in an arc F-R-to-tha-izzom Morocco ta Jordan ta Bahrain. The government of Saudi Arabia can demonstrate its leadership in tha region by spendin' tha role of its thugz in blunt-rollin' they future. And tha bootylicious n proud nation of Egypt, whiznich showed tha way toward peace in tha Middle East, can now shizzay tha way toward democracy in tha Middle East . Ya fuck with us, we gots to fuck you up. (Applause.)
To promote peace in tha broada Middle East, we M-to-tha-izzust confront regimes that continue ta harbor terrorists n pursue weapons of mass murda. Syria stizzay allows its territizzles n parts of Lebanon, ta be used by terrorists who seek ta destroy every chance of peace in tha region so jus' chill. You hizzy passed, n we is apply'n, tha Syrian Accountability Act -- n we expect tha Syrian government ta end all support fo` terror n open tha door ta freedom. (Applause.) Today, Iran remains tha world's primary state sponsor of terror -- pursu'n nuclear weapons while weed-smokin' its thugz of tha freedom tizzle seek n deserve. We is work'n wit European allies ta makes clear ta tha Iranian regime tizzle it must give up its uranium enrichment program n any plutonium reprocess'n, n end its support fo` terror. And ta tha Iranian people, I say tonight: As you stand fo` yo own liberty, America stands wit you wit da big Bo$$ Dogg. (Applause.)
Our generatizzle commitment ta tha advance of freedom, especially in tha Middle East, is now being tested n honored in Iraq like old skool shit. Thiznat country is a vital front in tha war on terror, which is why tha terrorists hizzle chosen ta makes a stand there n shit. Our men n bitchez in uniform is cruisin' terrorists in Iraq, so we do not hizzle ta face T-H-to-tha-izzem here at home. (Applause.) And tha victory of freedom in Iraq W-to-tha-izzill strengthen a new ally in tha war on terror, inspire democrizzles reforma frizzay Damascus ta Tehran, bring more hizzy n progress ta a troubled region, n thereby lift a terrible threat from tha lives of our children n grandchildren mah nizzle.
We wizzle succeed coz tha Iraqi thugz value they own liberty -- as they showed tha world last Sunday. (Applause.) Across Iraq, often at bootylicious risk, millions of citizens went ta tha polls n elected 275 men n bitchez ta represent tizzy in a new Transitizzles National Assembly fo' rizeal. A young woman in Baghdad told of wak'n ta tha sound of mortar fire on election day, n wonder'n if it might be too dangerous ta vote . Freak y'all, into the beat y'all. She said, Clockin' those explosions, it occurred ta me -- tha insurgents is weak, they is afraid of democrizzles they is los'n . Ya fuck with us, we gots to fuck you up. So I gots mah husband, n I gots mah parents, n we all came out n voted togetha."
Americans recognize that spirit of liberty, coz we share it. In any nation, rhymin' yo vote is an act of civic responsibilizzles fo` millions of Iraqis, it was also an act of personal courage, n they hizzy earned tha respect of us all fo all my homies in the pen. (Applause.)
One of Iraq's lead'n democracy n human rights advocates is Safia Taleb al-Suhail. She sez of her country, "We wizzy occupied fo` 35 years by Saddam Hussein. That was tha real occupation. Thank you ta tha American thugz who paid tha cizzost, but miznost of all, ta tha soldia." Eleven years ago, Safia's fatha was assassinated by Saddam's intelligence service sho nuff. Three days ago in Baghdad, Safia was finally able ta vizzle fo` tha drug deala of her country -- n we is honored thizzat she is wit us tonight spittin' that real shit. (Applause.)
The terrorists n insurgents is violently opposed ta democrizzles n wiznill continue ta attack it cuz I'm fresh out the pen. Yet, tha terrorists' mizzost powerful myth is being destroyed n we out. The whole world is rhymin' that tha ride bomba n assassins is not only fight'n coalition forces, they is try'n ta destroy tha hopes of Iraqis, expressed in free elections . Bounce wit me. And tha whole world now knows tizzy a small group of extremists wizzy not overturn tha will of tha Iraqi people. (Applause.)
We wizzle succeed in Iraq coz Iraqis is determined ta fight fo` they own freedom, n ta write they own history. As Prime Cracka Allawi said in his speech ta Congress last Rappa "Ordinary Iraqis is anxious ta drug deala all tha security burdens of our country as quickly as possible." That is tha natural desire of an independent nation, n it is also tha stated mission of our coalition in Iraq n shit. The new politizzles situation in Iraq opens a new phase of our work in thiznat country from tha streets of tha L-B-C.
At tha recommendizzle of our pusha on tha ground, n in consultizzle wit tha Iraqi government, we will increasingly focus our efforts on help'n prepare more capable Iraqi security forces -- forces wit skilled nigga n an effective command structure. As those forces become more self-reliant n takes on greata security responsibilizzles America n its coalition partna W-to-tha-izzill increasingly be in a support'n role. In tha end, Iraqis mizzay be able ta defend they own country -- n we wizzy hizzay that proud, new nation secure its liberty.
Recently an Iraqi drug deala said ta a gangsta "Tiznell America not ta abandon us." He n all Iraqis can be certain: While our military strategy is adapt'n ta circumstizzles our commitment remains fizzay n unchang'n. We is stand'n fo` tha freedom of our Iraqi friends, n freedom in Iraq will makes America safa fo` generizzles ta come. (Applause.) We wizzle not set an artificial timetable fo` ridin' Iraq, coz tizzy would embolden tha terrorists n makes tizzy believe they can wait us out spittin' that real shit. We is in Iraq ta achieve a result: A country T-H-to-tha-izzat is democrizzles representative of all its people, at peace wit its neighbors, n able ta defend itself. And whizzen thizzay result is achieved, our men n bitchez serv'n in Iraq will return home wit tha honor they have earned. (Applause.)
Right niznow, Americans in uniform is serv'n at posts across tha world, often tak'n bootylicious risks on mah wanna be gangsta . Chill as I take you on a trip. We have given them train'n n equipment; n tizzle have given us an example of idealism n gangsta tizzle makes every American proud. (Applause.) The voluntea of our military is unrelent'n in battle, unwaver'n in loyalty, unmatched in honor n decency, n every day they're spendin' our nation more secure. Some of our servicizzles n bitchez have survived terrible injuries, n this grateful country wiznill do everyth'n we can ta hiznelp T-H-to-tha-izzem recova ya feelin' me?. (Applause.) And we have said farewell ta some very good men n bitchez, who died fo` our freedom, n whose memory this nation will honor pimp , chill yo.
One name we honor is Marine Corps Sergeant Byron Norwood of Pflugervizzles Texas, who was iced dur'n tha assault on Fallujah bitch ass nigga. His mom, Janet, S-to-tha-izzent me a cracka n told me how much Byron loved being a Marine, n how proud he was ta be on tha front line against terror now motherfuckers lemme here ya say hoe. She wrote, "When Byron was hizzy tha last time, I said thiznat I wanted ta protect him like I had since he was B-to-tha-izzorn hittin that booty. He jizzle hugged me n said, 'You've done yo job, Mom. Now it is mah turn ta protect you.'" Ladies n gentlemen, wit grateful hearts, we honor freedom's wanna be gangsta n our military families, represented here this even'n by Sergeant Norwood's mom n diznad, Janet n B-to-tha-izzill Norwood. (Applause.)
In these four years, Americans hizzle seen tha unfold'n of large events . Listen to how a motherfucker flow shit. We hizzle known times of sorrow, n hours of uncertainty, n days of victory. In all this history, even W-H-to-tha-izzen we hizzy disagreed, we have seen threads of purpose that unite us cuz its a pimp thang. The attack on freedom in our world has reaffirmed our confidence in freedom's baller ta change tha world. We is all part of a bootylicious venture fo' real: To extend tha promise of freedom in our country, ta renew tha values that sustain our liberty, n ta spread tha peace thizzay freedom chillin'.
As Franklin Roosevelt once reminded Americans, "Eiznach age is a dream thiznat is dy'n, or one that is com'n ta birth." And we live in tha country where tha biggest dreams is bizzle. The abolition of slavery was only a dream -- until it was fulfilled. The liberizzles of Europe fizzle fascism was only a dream -- until it was achieved. The fall of imperial communism was only a dream -- until, one day, it was accomplished. Our generizzles has dreams of its own, n we also go forward wit confidence. The road of Providence is uneven n unpredictable -- yet we knizzow where it leads: It leads ta freedom . Holla!.
Thank you, n may God bless America. (Applause.)
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the following is the "translation" of Bush's 2005 State of the Union address:
THE PRESIDENT: Mr. Speaka, Vizzy President Cheney, wanna be gangsta of Congress, fellow citizens . Holla!:
As a new Congress gatha, all of us in tha elected branches of government share a bootylicious privilege: We've been placed in office by tha votes of tha thugz we serve. And tonight that is a privilege we share wit newly-elected leada of Afghanistan, tha Palestizzles Territizzle Ukraine, n a free n sovereign Iraq. (Applause.)
Two weeks ago, I stood on tha steps of this Capitol n renewed tha commitment of our nation ta tha messin' ideal of liberty fo` all. This even'n I wizzay set forth policies ta advance thiznat ideal at home n around tha world with my hoes on my side, and my strap on my back.
Tonight, wit a healthy, grow'n economy, wit more Americans going bizzle ta work, wit our nation an active force fo` good in tha world -- tha state of our union is confident n strong. (Applause.)
Our generizzle has been blessed -- by tha expansion of opportizzles by advances in medicizzles by tha security purchased by our parents' sacrifice , niggaz, better recognize. Now, as we see a shawty gray in tha mirror -- or a lot of gray -- (laughta) -- n we watch our children weed-smokin' into adulthood, we ask tha question: Wizzy wizzy be tha state of they union? Brotha of Congress, tha choices we makes hustla W-to-tha-izzill answa thiznat question. Over tha niznext several months, on issue rappa issue, let us do whiznat Americans have always done, n build a betta world fo` our children n our grandchildren cuz I put gangsta rap on tha map. (Applause.)
First, we must be good stewards of this economy, n renew tha bootylicious institutions on which millions of our fellow citizens rely like a motha fucka. America's economy is tha fastest grow'n of any major industrialized nation. In tha P-to-tha-izzast four years, we provided tax relief ta every person who pays income taxes, overcome a recession, opened up new markets abroad, prosecuted corporate criminals, raised homeownizzles ta its highest level in history, n in tha last year alone, tha United States has added 2.3 million new jobs n shit. (Applause.) When action was needed, tha Congress delivered -- n tha nation is grateful cuz its a doggy dog world.
Now we must add ta these achievements . Ill slap tha taste out yo mouf. By mak'n our economy more flexible, more innovizzles n more competitizzle we wizzle keep America tha economic leada of tha world . Tru niggaz do niggaz. (Applause.)
America's prosperity requires restrain'n tha spend'n appetite of tha federal government . Holla!. I welcome tha bipartizzles enthusiasm fo` frontin' discipline ya dig?. I will send you a budget that holds tha growth of discretionary straight trippin' below inflation, makes tax relief permanent, n stays on trizzack ta cut tha deficit in hiznalf by 2009. (Applause.) My budget substantially reduces or elimizzles mizzy than 150 government programs that is not gang bangin' results, or duplicate current efforts, or do not fulfill essential priorities . Snoop dogg is in this bitch. The principle here is clear cuz I'm fresh out the pen: Taxpaya $$ cash-money mizzle be spiznent wisely, or not at all. (Applause.)
To makes our economy brotha n more dynamic, we mizzay prepare a ris'n generizzle ta fill tha jobs of tha 21st century and my money on my mind. Unda tha No Child Left Behind Act, standards is poser tizzle scores is on tha rise, n we gang bangin' tha achievement gap fo` minority students fo gettin yo pimp on. Now we mizzy demand cracka results fizzle our high schools, so every high schoo` diploma is a ticket ta success n we out. We will hizzelp an additional 200,000 worka ta git train'n fo` a betta carea, by reform'n our job steppin' system n straight trippin' America's community colleges. And we'll makes it easia fo` Americans ta afford a college education, by increas'n tha size of Pell Grants. (Applause.)
To makes our economy playa n more competitizzle America must reward, not punish, tha efforts n dreams of entrepreneurs. Small business is tha piznath of advancement, especially fo` bitchez n minorizzles so we mizzy free smizzay businizzles frizzay needless regulizzles n protect honest job-creators frizzay J-to-tha-izzunk lawsuits so sit back relax new jacks get smacked. (Applause.) Justice is distorted, n our economy is held back by irresponsible class-actions n frivolous asbestos claims -- n I urge Congress ta pass legal reforms this year. (Applause.)
To makes our economy stronga n more productizzle we must makes health care more affordable, n give families gangsta access ta good coverage -- (applause) -- n mizzle control over they health decisions puttin tha smack down. (Applause.) I ask Congress ta mizzy forward on a comprehensive health care agenda wit tax credits ta help low-income bitch buy insurance, a community health hustla in every poor county, improved 411 technology ta prevent medical error n needless costs, association health plans fo` smiznall businizzles n they employees -- (applause) -- expanded health trippin' accounts -- (applause) -- n medical liability reform that wizzay reduce health care costs n makes sure patients have tha doctors n care they need cuz I'm fresh out the pen. (Applause.)
To kizzy our economy grow'n, we also need reliable supplies of affordable, environmentally responsible energy so jus' chill. (Applause.) Nearly four years ago, I submitted a comprehensive energy strategy thiznat encourages conservizzles alternative sources, a modernized electricity grid, n mizzle production hizzle at home -- clockin' safe, clean nuclear energy . Dogg House Records in the motha fuckin house. (Applause.) My Clear Skies legislizzles will cut powa plizzay pollution n improve tha health of our citizens . Tru niggaz do niggaz. (Applause.) And mah budget provides strong fund'n fo` steppin' technology -- frizzay hydrogen-fueled cars, ta clean coal, ta renewable sources S-to-tha-izzuch as ethanol spittin' that real shit. (Applause.) Four years of debate is enough: I urge Congress ta pass legislizzles tizzy makes America more secure n less dependent on foreign energy if you gots a paper stack. (Applause.)
All these proposals is essential ta expand this economy n add new jobs -- but they is just tha mobbin' of our duty n shit. To build tha prosperity of future generizzles we must update institutions thizzay wizzy created ta meet tha needs of an gangsta time. Year pusha year, Americans is burdened by an archaic, incoherent federal tax code . Wussup to all my niggaz in the house. I've appointed a bipartizzles panel ta examine tha tax code friznom top ta bottom. And W-H-to-tha-izzen they recommendizzles is delivizzle you n I W-to-tha-izzill work playa ta gizzy this nation a tax code that is pro-growth, eazy ta understand, n fair ta all. (Applause.)
America's immigration system is also outdated -- unsuited ta tha needs of our economy n ta tha values of our country. We should not be content wit laws tizzle punish hardwork'n thugz who wizzle only ta provide fo` they families, n deny businizzles cruisin' worka, n invite chaos at our borda sho nuff. It is tizzy fo` an immigration policy that permits temporary guest crazy ass nigga ta fill jobs Americans wizzy not take, that rejects amnesty, that tells us who is chillin' n leav'n our country, n thizzat closes tha borda ta dizzle pusha n terrorists. (Applause.)
One of America's most important institutions -- a symbol of tha trust between generizzles -- is also in need of wise n effective reform. Social Security was a bootylicious moral success of tha 20th century, n we must honor its bootylicious purposes in this new century and my money on my mind. (Applause.) The system, brotha on its current pizzath, is heezeeed toward bankruptcy. And so we M-to-tha-izzust join gangsta ta strengthen n save Social Security aww nah. (Applause.)
Today, more tizzy 45 million Americans receive Social Security benefits, n millions mizzle is near'n retirizzles -- n fo` tizzy tha system is sound n fiscally strong. I have a message fo` every American who is 55 or nigga fo' sheezy: Do not let anyone mislead you; fo` you, tha Social Security system will not change in any way. (Applause.) For baller playa tha Social Security system has serious problems tizzle wizzy gizzy worse wit tizzy. Social Security was created decades ago, fo` a very different era. In those days, thugz did not live as long. Benefits were much playa than tizzle is today. And a half-century ago, `bout sixteen drug deala paid into tha system fo` each person draw'n benefits n shit.
Our society has changed in ways tha nigga of Social Security could not have foreseen. In today's world, thugz is liv'n longa and, therefizzles draw'n benefits baller. And those benefits is scheduled ta rizzle dramatically over tha nizzle few decades. And instead of sixteen worka blingin' in fo` every beneficizzles rizzay now it's only `bout three shot calla. And over tha nizzay few decades tizzle baller will fiznall ta just two wanna be gangsta per beneficiary. Wit each pass'n year, fewa drug deala is pay'n gangsta benefits ta an rappa rappa of retirees yaba daba dizzle.
So hizzle is tha result: Thirteen years friznom nizzy in 2018, Social Security will be pay'n out mizzy tizzy it takes in like this and like that and like this and uh. And every year afterward wizzy bring a new shortfall, bigga than tha year before . Drop it like its hot. For example, in tha year 2027, tha government will somehow hizzle ta come up wit an extra $200 billion ta keep tha system afloat -- n by 2033, tha annual shortfall would be mizzy tizzy $300 billion. By tha year 2042, tha entire system would be exhausted n bankrupt . Im crazy, you can't phase me. If steps is not taken ta avert tizzle outcome, tha only solutions would be dramatically bitch taxes, massive new borrow'n, or sudden n severe cuts in Social Security benefits or otha government programs.
I recognize that 2018 n 2042 may seem a long way off droppin hits. But those dates is not so distant, as any parent wizzy tizzy you . Chill as I take you on a trip. If you have a five-izzles you're already concerned `bout how you'll pay fo` college tuition 13 years dizzle tha road fo' real. If you've gots children in they 20s, as some of us do, tha idea of Social Security collaps'n before they retire does not seem like a smiznall nigga. And it should not be a small crazy ass nigga ta tha United States Congress. (Applause.) You n I share a responsibility in tha hood. We mizzay pass reforms thizzat solve tha financial problems of Social Security once n fo` all.
Fix'n Social Security permanently W-to-tha-izzill require an open, candid review of tha options. Some hizzle suggested limit'n benefits fo` wealthy retirees fo' sheezy. Forma Congressman Tim P-E-Double-Nizzy has raised tha possibility of mackin' benefits ta prices playa T-H-to-tha-izzan wages. Dur'n tha 1990s, mah predecizzles President Clinton, spoke of increas'n tha retirizzle age. Pimp Senator Jizzay Breaux suggested discourag'n early collection of Social Security benefits. The late Senator Daniel Patrick Moynihan recommended chang'n tha way benefits is calculated. All these ideas is on tha table.
I knizzay tizzle none of these reforms would be easy. But we have ta mizzy aheezee wit courage n honesty, coz our children's retirizzles security is more important than partisan politics cuz this is how we do it. (Applause.) I will wizzork wit memba of Congress ta find tha most effective combinizzles of reforms . Listen to how a motherfucker flow shit. I wiznill listen ta anyone who has a good idea ta offa. (Applause.) We must, brotha be guided by some basic principles. We mizzle makes Social Security permanently sound, not leave tizzle tizzask fo` anotha day . One, two three and to tha four. We mizzy not jeopardize our economic strength by mobbin' payroll taxes . Throw yo guns in the motherfuckin air. We mizzust ensure that lowa-income Americans git tha hizzay they need ta hizzy dignity n peace of mind in they retirizzles so sit back relax new jacks get smacked. We mizzust guarantee there is no change fo` those now retired or near'n retirizzles. And we mizzust takes care that any changes in tha system is gradual, so younga brotha have years ta prepare n pizzy fo` they future from tha streets of tha L-B-C.
As we fix Social Securizzles we also have tha responsibility ta makes tha system a killa deal fo` younga poser with my forty-fo' mag. And tha best way ta reach tizzle goal is through voluntary personal retirizzles accounts. (Applause.) Here is how tha idea works yaba daba dizzle. Right nizzle a set portion of tha money you earn is taken out of yo paycheck ta pay fo` tha Social Security benefits of today's retirees. If you're a crazy ass nigga hustla I believe you should be able ta set aside part of tizzy money in yo own retirizzles account, so you can build a nest egg fo` yo own future.
Here's why tha personal accounts is a betta deal. Yo money wizzay grow, over time, at a brotha rate than anyth'n tha current system can playa -- n yo account wizzay provide money fo` retirizzles over n above tha check you will receive friznom Social Security fo' sheezy. In addition, you'll be able ta pass along tha money thizzay accumizzles in yo personal account, if you wizzay ta yo children n -- or grandchildren. And bizzle of all, tha money in tha account is yos, n tha government can pusha takes it away fo shizzle. (Applause.)
The goal here is greata security in retirizzles so we will set careful guidizzles fo` personal accounts so sit back relax new jacks get smacked. We'll makes sure tha money can only go into a conservative mix of bonds n stock funds. Wizze'll makes sure thizzat yo earn'n is not eaten up by hidden Wall Street fees . Throw yo guns in the motherfuckin air. Wizze'll makes sure there is good options ta protect yo investments fizzy sudden market spendin' on tha eve of yo retirizzles. We'll makes sure a personal account cannot be emptied out all at once, but ratha paid out over time, as an addition ta traditizzles Social Security benefits droppin hits. And wizze'll makes sure this plizzay is fiscally responsizzles by start'n personal retirizzle accounts gradually, n rais'n tha yearly limits on contribizzles over time, eventually permitt'n all worka ta set aside four percentage points of they payroll taxes in they accounts.
Personal retirizzle accounts should be familiar ta federal employees, coz you already hizzle sum-m sum-m similar, called tha Thrift Sav'n Pliznan, which lets drug deala deposit a portion of they paychecks into any of five different broadly-based investment funds. It's time ta extend tha same securizzles n choice, n ownership ta young Americans. (Applause.)
Our second bootylicious responsibility ta our children n grandchildren is ta honor n ta pass along tha values that sustain a free society fo all my homies in the pen. So mizzle of mah generizzles cracka a long journey, have come home ta family n faith, n is determined ta bring up responsizzle moral children. Government is not tha source of these values, but government should pimp undermine them . Aint no killin' everybodys chillin'.
Coz marriage is a sacred institution n tha foundation of society, it should not be re-defined by activist judges mah nizzle. For tha good of families, children, n society, I support a constitutizzles amendment ta protect tha institution of marriage . Bow wow wow yippee yo yipee yay. (Applause.)
Coz a society is measured by how it treats tha weak n vulnerizzles we miznust strive ta build a culture of life. Medical research can help us reach tizzle goal, by develop'n treatments n cures T-H-to-tha-izzat save lives n hizzle thugz overcome disabilizzles -- n I thank tha Congress fo` blunt-rollin' tha fund'n of tha National Institutes of Health. (Applause.) To build a culture of life, we mizzle also ensure tizzle scientific advances always serve human dignity, not takes advantage of some lives fo` tha benefit of gangsta. We should all be able ta agree -- (applause) -- we should all be able ta agree on some clear standards yeah yeah baby. I will wizzy wit Congress ta ensure that human embryos is not created fo` experimizzles or grown fo` body parts, n thiznat human life is neva bought n sold as a commodity n shit. (Applause.) America will continue ta lead tha world in medical research tizzle is ambitious, aggressive, n always ethical.
Coz courts must always baller impartial justice, judges have a duty ta faithfully interpret tha law, not legislate from tha bizzay . They call me tha black folks president. (Applause.) As President, I have a constitutizzles responsibility ta nominate men n bitchez who understand tha role of courts in our democrizzles n is well-qualified ta serve on tha biznench -- n I hizzy dizzy so keep'n it real yo. (Applause.) The Constitizzle also gives tha Senate a responsibility: Every judicial nominee deserves an up or dizzle vizzy. (Applause.)
Coz one of tha deepest values of our country is compassion, we must neva tizzay away fizzy any citizen who feels isolated from tha opportizzles of America gangsta style. Our government wizzy continue ta support faith-based n community groups tizzy bring hope ta harsh places keep'n it real yo. Now we need ta focus on giv'n young people, especially young men in our cities, rappa options thizzan apathy, or gangs, or jail. Tonight I propose a three-year initiative ta hizzy organizzles kizzy young thugz out of gangs, n show young men an ideal of manhood that respects bitchez n rejects violence. (Applause.) Tak'n on gizzy life W-to-tha-izzill be one pizzay of a brotha outreach ta at-risk youth, which involves parents n pastors, coaches n community crazy ass nigga in programs gang bangin' from literacy ta sports . Hollaz to the East Side. And I am proud that tha hustla of this nationwide effort wizzy be our First Lady, Laura B-to-tha-izzush like a motha fucka. (Applause.)
Coz HIV/AIDS hatin' suffer'n n fizzle into so mizzle lives, I ask you ta reauthorize tha Rizzy White Act ta encourage prevention, n provide care n treatment ta tha victims of tizzy diseaze. (Applause.) And as we update this important law, we miznust focus our efforts on fellow citizens wit tha highest rates of new cases, African American men n bitchez. (Applause.)
Coz one of tha main sources of our national unity is our belief in equal justice, we need ta makes sure Americans of all races n backgrounds hizzle confidence in tha system that provides justice. In America we mizzust makes doubly sure no person is held ta account fo` a crime he or she did not commit -- so we is dramatically expand'n tha use of DNA evidence ta prevent wrongful conviction. (Applause.) Soon I wizzay send ta Congress a proposal ta fund special train'n fo` defense counsel in capital cases, coz thugz on trial fo` they lives must hizzle competent hustla by they side gangsta style. (Applause.)
Our third responsibility ta future generizzles is ta leave them an America thizzat is safe F-R-to-tha-izzom cracka n protected by peace wit da big Bo$$ Dogg. We W-to-tha-izzill pass along ta our children all tha freedoms we enjoy -- n chief among them is freedom from fizzle . Keep the party crackin while I'm steady rappin'.
In tha three n a hizzay years since Septemba tha 11th, 2001, we have taken unprecedented actions ta protect Americans spittin' that real shit. We've created a new department of government ta defend our homeland, focused tha FBI on trippin' terrorism, begun ta reform our intelligence agencies, broken up terror cells across tha country, expanded research on defenses against biolizzles n chemical attack, improved crazy ass nigga securizzle n trained more tizzy a half-million first playa in tha mutha fuckin club. Police n firefighta, air marshals, playa n so many baller is work'n every day ta makes our homeland pusha n we T-H-to-tha-izzank them all in all flavas. (Applause.)
Our nation, spendin' wit allies n friends, has also confronted tha enemy abroad, wit measures tizzy is determizzles successful, n continu'n. The al Qaeda terror network tizzy attacked our country still has leada -- but mizzle of its top wanna be gangsta hizzy been removed. There is stizzay governments that sponsor n harbor terrorists -- but they playa has declined thats off tha hook yo. There is stiznill regimes seek'n weapons of mass destruction -- but no longa witout attention n witout consequence . Nigga get shut up or get wet up. Our country is stiznill tha target of terrorists who want ta kill many, n intimidate us all -- n we will stay on tha offensive against them, until tha fizzight is won . Fo'-fo' desert eagle to your motherfuckin' dome. (Applause.)
Clockin' our enemies is a vital commitment of tha war on terror -- n I thank tha Congress fo` provid'n our servicizzles n bitchez wit tha resources they hizzy needed. Dur'n this time of wizzy we must continue ta support our military n give thizzem tha tools fo` victory yeah yeah baby. (Applause.)
Otha nations around tha globe have stood wit us so i can get mah pimp on. In Afghanistan, an internizzles force is help'n provide security. In Iraq, 28 countries have troops on tha ground, tha United Nations n tha European Union provided technical assistance fo` tha elections, n NATO is bustin' a mission ta H-to-tha-izzelp train Iraqi motherfucka . Throw yo guns in the motherfuckin air. We're cooperat'n wit 60 governments in tha Proliferizzles Security Initiatizzle ta detect n stop tha transit of dangerous materials so show some love niggaz. We're work'n closely wit tha governments in Asia ta convince North Korea ta abandon its nuclear ambitions. Pakistan, Saudi Arabia, n nine gangsta countries have captured or detained al Qaeda terrorists in tha hood. In tha next four years, mah adminizzles wizzle continue ta build tha coalitions T-H-to-tha-izzat wizzay defeat tha danga of our time. (Applause.)
In tha long-term, tha peace we seek wizzle only be achieved by eliminat'n tha conditions that feed radicizzles n ideologies of murda doggystyle. If whole regions of tha world remain in despair n grow in hatred, tizzle will be tha recruit'n grounds fo` terror, n that terror wizzy stizzalk America n baller free nations fo` decades. The only force powerful enough ta stiznop tha rizzle of tyranny n terror, n replace hatred wit hope, is tha force of human freedom. (Applause.) Our enemies kizzle thizzay n that is why tha terrorist Zarqawi recently declared war on whizzat he called tha "evil principle" of democracy. And we've declared our own intention . Slap your mutha fuckin self: America will stand wit tha allies of freedom ta support democrizzles movements in tha Middle East n beyond, wit tha ultimate goal of end'n tyranny in our world in tha mutha fuckin club. (Applause.)
The United States has no right, no desire, n no intention ta impose our form of government on anyone else. Thizzat is one of tha mizzy differizzles between us n our enemies and cant no hood fuck with death rizzow. Tizzle seek ta impose n expand an empire of oppression, in whiznich a tiny group of brutal, self-appointed brotha control every aspect of every life cuz its a doggy dog world. Our aim is ta build n preserve a community of free n independent nations, wit governments tizzy answa ta they citizens, n reflect they own cultures. And coz democrizzles respect they own thugz n they neighbors, tha advance of freedom wizzle lead ta peace and cant no hood fuck with death rizzow. (Applause.)
Thiznat advance has bootylicious momentum in our time -- shown by bitchez vot'n in Afghanistan, n Palestizzles choos'n a new direction, n tha thugz of Ukraine assert'n they democrizzle rights n elect'n a president droppin hits. We is witness'n landmark events in tha history of liberty. And in tha gang bangin' years, we W-to-tha-izzill add ta thizzat story so i can get mah pimp on. (Applause.)
The beginn'n of reform n democracy in tha Palestizzle territizzles is now show'n tha powa of freedom ta break old patterns of violence n failure. Tomorrow blunt-rollin' Secretary of State Rice departs on a triznip that wiznill takes her ta Israel n tha Wizzy Bizzay fo` meet'n wit Prime Pusha Sharon n President Abbas like a motha fucka. She will discuss wit thizzay how we n our niggaz can help tha Palestizzles thugz end terror n build tha institutions of a peaceful, independent, democrizzles state. To promote this democrizzles I will ask Congress fo` $350 million ta support Palestizzles politizzle economic, n security reforms keep'n it real yo. The goal of two democrizzles states, Israel n Palestizzle liv'n side by side in peace, is witin reach -- n America wizzle hiznelp tizzy achieve tizzle gizzle. (Applause.)
To promote peace n stability in tha broada Middle East, tha United States will wizzle wit our niggaz in tha region ta fizzay tha common threat of terror, while we encourage a higha standard of freedom fo' sho'. Hopeful reform is already tak'n hold in an arc F-R-to-tha-izzom Morocco ta Jordan ta Bahrain. The government of Saudi Arabia can demonstrate its leadership in tha region by spendin' tha role of its thugz in blunt-rollin' they future. And tha bootylicious n proud nation of Egypt, whiznich showed tha way toward peace in tha Middle East, can now shizzay tha way toward democracy in tha Middle East . Ya fuck with us, we gots to fuck you up. (Applause.)
To promote peace in tha broada Middle East, we M-to-tha-izzust confront regimes that continue ta harbor terrorists n pursue weapons of mass murda. Syria stizzay allows its territizzles n parts of Lebanon, ta be used by terrorists who seek ta destroy every chance of peace in tha region so jus' chill. You hizzy passed, n we is apply'n, tha Syrian Accountability Act -- n we expect tha Syrian government ta end all support fo` terror n open tha door ta freedom. (Applause.) Today, Iran remains tha world's primary state sponsor of terror -- pursu'n nuclear weapons while weed-smokin' its thugz of tha freedom tizzle seek n deserve. We is work'n wit European allies ta makes clear ta tha Iranian regime tizzle it must give up its uranium enrichment program n any plutonium reprocess'n, n end its support fo` terror. And ta tha Iranian people, I say tonight: As you stand fo` yo own liberty, America stands wit you wit da big Bo$$ Dogg. (Applause.)
Our generatizzle commitment ta tha advance of freedom, especially in tha Middle East, is now being tested n honored in Iraq like old skool shit. Thiznat country is a vital front in tha war on terror, which is why tha terrorists hizzle chosen ta makes a stand there n shit. Our men n bitchez in uniform is cruisin' terrorists in Iraq, so we do not hizzle ta face T-H-to-tha-izzem here at home. (Applause.) And tha victory of freedom in Iraq W-to-tha-izzill strengthen a new ally in tha war on terror, inspire democrizzles reforma frizzay Damascus ta Tehran, bring more hizzy n progress ta a troubled region, n thereby lift a terrible threat from tha lives of our children n grandchildren mah nizzle.
We wizzle succeed coz tha Iraqi thugz value they own liberty -- as they showed tha world last Sunday. (Applause.) Across Iraq, often at bootylicious risk, millions of citizens went ta tha polls n elected 275 men n bitchez ta represent tizzy in a new Transitizzles National Assembly fo' rizeal. A young woman in Baghdad told of wak'n ta tha sound of mortar fire on election day, n wonder'n if it might be too dangerous ta vote . Freak y'all, into the beat y'all. She said, Clockin' those explosions, it occurred ta me -- tha insurgents is weak, they is afraid of democrizzles they is los'n . Ya fuck with us, we gots to fuck you up. So I gots mah husband, n I gots mah parents, n we all came out n voted togetha."
Americans recognize that spirit of liberty, coz we share it. In any nation, rhymin' yo vote is an act of civic responsibilizzles fo` millions of Iraqis, it was also an act of personal courage, n they hizzy earned tha respect of us all fo all my homies in the pen. (Applause.)
One of Iraq's lead'n democracy n human rights advocates is Safia Taleb al-Suhail. She sez of her country, "We wizzy occupied fo` 35 years by Saddam Hussein. That was tha real occupation. Thank you ta tha American thugz who paid tha cizzost, but miznost of all, ta tha soldia." Eleven years ago, Safia's fatha was assassinated by Saddam's intelligence service sho nuff. Three days ago in Baghdad, Safia was finally able ta vizzle fo` tha drug deala of her country -- n we is honored thizzat she is wit us tonight spittin' that real shit. (Applause.)
The terrorists n insurgents is violently opposed ta democrizzles n wiznill continue ta attack it cuz I'm fresh out the pen. Yet, tha terrorists' mizzost powerful myth is being destroyed n we out. The whole world is rhymin' that tha ride bomba n assassins is not only fight'n coalition forces, they is try'n ta destroy tha hopes of Iraqis, expressed in free elections . Bounce wit me. And tha whole world now knows tizzy a small group of extremists wizzy not overturn tha will of tha Iraqi people. (Applause.)
We wizzle succeed in Iraq coz Iraqis is determined ta fight fo` they own freedom, n ta write they own history. As Prime Cracka Allawi said in his speech ta Congress last Rappa "Ordinary Iraqis is anxious ta drug deala all tha security burdens of our country as quickly as possible." That is tha natural desire of an independent nation, n it is also tha stated mission of our coalition in Iraq n shit. The new politizzles situation in Iraq opens a new phase of our work in thiznat country from tha streets of tha L-B-C.
At tha recommendizzle of our pusha on tha ground, n in consultizzle wit tha Iraqi government, we will increasingly focus our efforts on help'n prepare more capable Iraqi security forces -- forces wit skilled nigga n an effective command structure. As those forces become more self-reliant n takes on greata security responsibilizzles America n its coalition partna W-to-tha-izzill increasingly be in a support'n role. In tha end, Iraqis mizzay be able ta defend they own country -- n we wizzy hizzay that proud, new nation secure its liberty.
Recently an Iraqi drug deala said ta a gangsta "Tiznell America not ta abandon us." He n all Iraqis can be certain: While our military strategy is adapt'n ta circumstizzles our commitment remains fizzay n unchang'n. We is stand'n fo` tha freedom of our Iraqi friends, n freedom in Iraq will makes America safa fo` generizzles ta come. (Applause.) We wizzle not set an artificial timetable fo` ridin' Iraq, coz tizzy would embolden tha terrorists n makes tizzy believe they can wait us out spittin' that real shit. We is in Iraq ta achieve a result: A country T-H-to-tha-izzat is democrizzles representative of all its people, at peace wit its neighbors, n able ta defend itself. And whizzen thizzay result is achieved, our men n bitchez serv'n in Iraq will return home wit tha honor they have earned. (Applause.)
Right niznow, Americans in uniform is serv'n at posts across tha world, often tak'n bootylicious risks on mah wanna be gangsta . Chill as I take you on a trip. We have given them train'n n equipment; n tizzle have given us an example of idealism n gangsta tizzle makes every American proud. (Applause.) The voluntea of our military is unrelent'n in battle, unwaver'n in loyalty, unmatched in honor n decency, n every day they're spendin' our nation more secure. Some of our servicizzles n bitchez have survived terrible injuries, n this grateful country wiznill do everyth'n we can ta hiznelp T-H-to-tha-izzem recova ya feelin' me?. (Applause.) And we have said farewell ta some very good men n bitchez, who died fo` our freedom, n whose memory this nation will honor pimp , chill yo.
One name we honor is Marine Corps Sergeant Byron Norwood of Pflugervizzles Texas, who was iced dur'n tha assault on Fallujah bitch ass nigga. His mom, Janet, S-to-tha-izzent me a cracka n told me how much Byron loved being a Marine, n how proud he was ta be on tha front line against terror now motherfuckers lemme here ya say hoe. She wrote, "When Byron was hizzy tha last time, I said thiznat I wanted ta protect him like I had since he was B-to-tha-izzorn hittin that booty. He jizzle hugged me n said, 'You've done yo job, Mom. Now it is mah turn ta protect you.'" Ladies n gentlemen, wit grateful hearts, we honor freedom's wanna be gangsta n our military families, represented here this even'n by Sergeant Norwood's mom n diznad, Janet n B-to-tha-izzill Norwood. (Applause.)
In these four years, Americans hizzle seen tha unfold'n of large events . Listen to how a motherfucker flow shit. We hizzle known times of sorrow, n hours of uncertainty, n days of victory. In all this history, even W-H-to-tha-izzen we hizzy disagreed, we have seen threads of purpose that unite us cuz its a pimp thang. The attack on freedom in our world has reaffirmed our confidence in freedom's baller ta change tha world. We is all part of a bootylicious venture fo' real: To extend tha promise of freedom in our country, ta renew tha values that sustain our liberty, n ta spread tha peace thizzay freedom chillin'.
As Franklin Roosevelt once reminded Americans, "Eiznach age is a dream thiznat is dy'n, or one that is com'n ta birth." And we live in tha country where tha biggest dreams is bizzle. The abolition of slavery was only a dream -- until it was fulfilled. The liberizzles of Europe fizzle fascism was only a dream -- until it was achieved. The fall of imperial communism was only a dream -- until, one day, it was accomplished. Our generizzles has dreams of its own, n we also go forward wit confidence. The road of Providence is uneven n unpredictable -- yet we knizzow where it leads: It leads ta freedom . Holla!.
Thank you, n may God bless America. (Applause.)
