I kick ass!

[Bender]

LOL, I'm very drunk right now, but that's aside from the point I wish to make.

My deputy manager came to me personally yesterday and said that 'I kick ass at my job!' - and this is a guy I have hardly worked under/with. Barely more than a week.

He asked me how long I've been working there - 3 months. Though I've worked for the same company in a different establishment for nearly 4 years previous in my career. I've been a Chef for what 10 years now. Fucking hell, it's just driving me crazy now trying to figure out what all the workplace gossip is about, not in relation to me but because I got nothing else to think about.

So yes, i am a motherfucking good Chef, they can kiss my ass or I will kick theirs. I have been doing flawless shifts where i don't cook a steak wrong. Welcome to the life of me.

 

[PuffnScruff]

awesome, i got a 13% percent raise today

 

[S O F I]

awesome, i have a cat next to my right leg and he's purring oh so nicely.

 

[Jeremy]

Nice. That would be a cool job. I love cooking.

 

[Bender]

awesome, my raise comes in October. I got plenty of holidays to take up until then.

 

[Stred]

what you think of gordon ramsy?

 

[dillaxx]

cats are gay, the cubs lost, and i have a 15 page paper on nanotechnology due tomorrow along with a 15 min. presentation on PP which i havent even started yet..

it's not tough yet, i guess.. i know it gets worse... but i wish i majored in nursing where i just learned how to change bed pans and sweet talk old bastards til they died... but then i'd also have to be gay..

 

[S O F I]

^You're a failure and will end up a comm major.

 

[Bender]

what you think of gordon ramsy?

Gordon Ramsay? I like his no nonsense attitude to his work. He is the epitome of a professional Chef.

I would much like to get in touch with the man, or at least one of his sub divisions, to further my career. I got the expertise and the qualifications to do so. Gordon ramsay and Jamie Oliver started off on NVQ qualifications just like I did

 

[dillaxx]

^You're a failure and will end up a comm major.

is that what you are? no diss intended..

 

[S O F I]

is that what you are? no diss intended..

naw, finance hopefully, waiting to hear from the business school.

you still planning on being a doctor?

 

[dillaxx]

naw, finance hopefully, waiting to hear from the business school.

you still planning on being a doctor?

yeah and i'll be waiting to treat you when you catch the clap from a monkey, AKA an indian girl...

 

[Rahim]

oh damn i would luv to have a steak right now that u mentioned it

 

[Tha_Wood]

^for some reason i thought you didnt eat meat?

 

[Bender]

I did a breakfast shift today, and it puzzles the fuck outta me when someone orders a cooked breakfast with vegetarian sausages and three rashes of bacon, wtf!

 

[Maverick]

lol dude, i just realized u got banned from makaveli-forever.

throwin up the SH sign in the wrong hood. lmao.

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[S O F I]

yeah and i'll be waiting to treat you when you catch the clap from a monkey, AKA an indian girl...

I saw a really cute Indian girl today.

I hear Indian girls are into white guys, but I think it's those fake Indian girls, ie. from Fiji.

 

[Lil KaMiKaZe]

I saw a really cute Indian girl today.

I hear Indian girls are into white guys, but I think it's those fake Indian girls, ie. from Fiji.

that's the ones livin' in another country and who are "ashamed" of their origins...

 

[Bender]

I cooked an indian the other night

 

[dillaxx]

alotta indian kids try to be white but at the same time do not stop talking like being indian is like a gang... words like "desi" get thrown around alot and they love going to each others house doing gay shit, take a sip from their parents liquor and telling everyone the next day they drink...

i hate indian kids, but i know, for the most part, my heritage and respect it.... most indian kids misconstrued me dissing them as dissing indians as a whole and being a self-hating indian... im far from it, but ABCD's (american born confused desi as these losers like to call it) try to be white it's not even funny..

me personally?? im just myself, as homo and cliche as that may sound.... which is why i have few indian friends and alot of other races as friends.....

did you need to hear that? no, but it should be known to white people, that an indian will suck your dick just to be accepted by you... so take advantage of it...