I am drunk

#44
I tend to be funnier when I'm drunk. That's the only pro I can think off. Never taken a test drunk or hung over, but I couldn't imagine I would fair well. I dissected a rat two weeks ago after doing a 5 shot mixed drink just 20 minutes before. Good thing that rat was already dead.
 

Duke

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#48
It's out now.Thanks for the concern, fellas.

It was either a small flake of fish from tonight's meal or an Algerian penis. I'm not sure.
 

Duke

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#50
Algeria deserves mercy when the aliens finally invade for having something to do with the existence of him

 

Duke

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#52
The aliens will not care for such trivial matters, however

"..they will recognize the greatness of Him and declare Him a living god amongst Man. And so shall dawn the beginning of a new age. "

Kierpolus, 2:23:16
 
#54
If I could have any country in the world, I would take the continent of Antarctica. Great, predictable weather. Tons of wildlife. Peace and quiet in my little igloo and my Eskimo neighbor 4 glaciers away. Hell, I might even see the Coca Cola bear. See how happy he is with his Coke as global warming melts his home and forces him and his species to resort to cannibalism to stay alive.
 
#56
got no more weed. so sad :(
Cuties shouldn't be smoking weed.....or anything for that matter. Don't do drugs, carmi. It kills me inside knowing you do X and weed. Drugs are for the weak. And if this fucking car alarm in our parking lot doesn't go off, I am gonna kill someone. Like a Georgia fan camped out in my city streets.
 

Duke

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#57
got no more weed. so sad :(

Get more. :idea:

dilla said:
Cuties shouldn't be smoking weed.....or anything for that matter. Don't do drugs, carmi. It kills me inside knowing you do X and weed. Drugs are for the weak. And if this fucking car alarm in our parking lot doesn't go off, I am gonna kill someone. Like a Georgia fan camped out in my city streets.

lol!
 

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