High School Stories

#1
Got any stories about yourself from high school you would like to share?





When asked by my english teacher as to who William Shakespeare was I replied 'a dead guy' to the amusement of my class mates my teacher said no, thats not the answer I'm looking for, who is Shakespeare? I replied 'a dead guy you are not looking for'.



my first ever detention was for bringing a porno into morning registration.
 

Kadafi Son

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#2
I got jumped by a girl cuz she thought I threw food at her, which i didn't. I never touched nobody and I got suspended for 5 days.

Born black in this white mans' world
 

masta247

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#3
Duuuude my high school was so crazy. On every lesson we had unbelievable things happening. It was the funniest part of my life.
 

Prize Gotti

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#4
i studied Spanish and the Spanish classes in our year group went to Spain for about a week, we had a 2 night cruise to Spain, where we did what ever we wanted to, we spent 4 nights in Spain, we went on trips and shit, but we would go out at like 7am and come back at 2pm, and just spend the rest of the day on the beach, cos the legal drinking age in spain is something like 12, they let us buy beer from the vending machine by the hotel (greatest fucking invention in the world), which was like 25 Pesetas! In todays money about 11p or 6 cents. they even paid for sangria every night. then we had a 2 night cruise back. best fucking week of school ever.

Edit: I forgot to mention, there was porn in the free news stand in the hotel, so guys took them while they werent with the teachers, also there was porn on the tv, and it was single rooms.
 

SicC

Dying Breed
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#6
I didnt make it to school very often so I missed out on a lot of gay bullshit it appears.

pz
 

AmerikazMost

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#13
I organized a school-wide boycott of lunch in response to the loss of more than a half a dozen privileges and was called in to meet with the school administration and representatives from the school lunch providers within a week because they lost so much money.

We got everything we asked for except lower prices, which we didn't expect to get.
 
#14
I had a english teacher who was easily persuaded by her pupils. This isn't the same english teacher I spoke of before. I used to have her before luch break, and the class windows overlooked the entrance to the food court. Every lesson all the students would look up out the windows for people entering the food court, then say 'look miss the bell has gone'. My form got in the front of the dinner queue many times because of her. She was a whore too.

I got expelled for turning the lights off in the drama studio while there was a class in there. The drama studio had no windows, haha.

While taking my GCSE exams in the upper school hall, someone in that same drama studio put on YMCA by the Villiage People, extra loud through the speakers which played directly into the exam hall, lol

I'm bored, just reminiscing about my high school days.
 
#16
I remember beating the shit out of the kid who constantly thought he was so smart and philosophical, when he really wasn't. Then he would constantly talk about the essence of good food, and how much he loves Ninjas.

I would also try to spread rumors about him being a giant fag, I wonder what happened to him?
 

DarkPhantom13

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#17
I remember beating the shit out of the kid who constantly thought he was so smart and philosophical, when he really wasn't. Then he would constantly talk about the essence of good food, and how much he loves Ninjas.

I would also try to spread rumors about him being a giant fag, I wonder what happened to him?
LMAO!!! Yes i wonder....
 

Duke

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#18
In my last year I "borrowed" many blackboard wipers (http://members.lycos.nl/Mheenbull/hpbimg/Borstel_Vilt.jpg) to confuse and befuddle the teachers as to where their shit had gone. After a few months I had 52 of them.

We smoked massive, massive amounts of weed in between classes.

The Rome trip was abso-fucking-lutely fantastic. So much shit went on there.

In 2nd class we had crazy throw-things-at-eachother fights during Greek class. It started out mellow but at the end there were scissors and sharp stuff flying around like crazy, to this day I'm still utterly baffled that no one lost an eye during those periods.

All the different teachers were hilarious in their own way, and the way we'd make fun of them. Our economics teacher was crazy, worse than most students in a way.

I remember on a skiing trip, a whole bunch of us lads bought simple cheap small plastic one-seater sleds, and used them to scoot down a quite steep slope. A lot of laughs, a few injuries and one bloke that looked rather uncomfortable after coming down, and with a sheepish grin on his face announced that he'd shit his pants. God, we were rolling in the snow laughing for literally five minutes after that.

Or sometimes my buddy and me would gulp down two tall cans of cheap beer right before PE-class. Gym is more fun when tipsy, that's for sure.

Way back in the day we had a crazy, unreasonable and annoying french teacher. Nasty woman, crazy temper, but not scary. One of my mates once ate a baguette and had a tall can of beer right in her fucking classroom, in plain sight. I can't believe she "allowed" that. Maybe she simply didn't see, I can't remember. Long long time ago, lol. Even funnier considering we were like 16 at the time.

Aaah, good times, good times.
 

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