Hard times? OMG, SOFI you know NOTHING!
I was once dating this 25 year old gothic female. One night a group of friendss asked me to go clubbing, i didnt have work the next day so i accepted. So i'm at home getting ready. When I get there, to the cub I immediately see this hot chick. She had her hair down, make up fixed and i was wearing shorts, she had a plastic skirt with a plastic bra and black fishnet shirt so she was set to go!
After a while we really hit it off. We dance, talk and she buys a few drinks, it was great ( I'm not 21 yet). Then we decided that we wanted to go back to my place and have a little fun. So i tell my friends, they understand.
So we're off!
Well we get to my house and we're getting a little hot and heavy on the bed. So I lift up her skirt, pull down her thong and start eating her out. Well she had a few piercings down there, one of them having a chain, I've never seen this before, but it was so great i didnt think about it. That is until my tongue ring got caught in the chain!
So we both tried to untangle it, but it was stuck pretty good, and we had no luck. So i had no choice but to call one of my friends. She was busy with her children so she told me she would call another friend of ours...
Well, about 10 minutes later we hear the front door open and im just thinking "thank god!". Then here comes my friend Adrian prancing in my room. "Oh my fu*king stars Jess how did this happen?!" Needless to say my friend didnt tell him what he was coming over to help me with, and the girl i was with was not really expecting a guy to come and help me get his face out of her goods...
Well finally we get the damn thing un-tangled. Well i take it out and we continue with our business. By the next day, Adrian had told everyone what had happend... even my parents!
What an asshole!