You seriously couldn't think of something more original than that? Christ, at least have the effort to puncuate, the man is celebrating his birthday, for God's sake!
shut up you hipacritical peice of shit! it's the internet.. I'm sorry i didnt try and stick my dick through the floppy drive and fuck him up the ass.. or try and be original and say something like "happy birthday i'll sacrifice a cat in your honer." what more needs to be said then a simple happy birthday??