Ex Girlfriend

[vg4030]

Just got this sent to me.. i thought id share

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I phoned up a really gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day.
We lost track of time, chatting about the wild nights we used to enjoy together.
I couldn't BELIEVE it when she asked if I'd like to meet up and maybe rekindle a little of that magic.
"Wow!" I said "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now! I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!"
She giggled and said she was sure I'd meet the challenge!
"Yeah," I said, "Just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistband that's a few inches wider these days!"
She laughed and told me to stop being so silly! She teased me, saying She thought tubby bald men were cute!
"Anyway", she said, "I've put on a couple of pounds myself!"

So I hung up on the fat bitch.
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[Pacaveli-T]

damn that was a almost funnier then expected....

 

[PaulyPac]

 

[Emma]

lol

 

[tHuG $TyLe]

Its not funny, its just the truth.

 

[ShockA]

lol... harsh.. but sadly true haha

 

[imported_MAKaveli_10]

LOL, that fat bitch got it. Man how can something so mean be soo damn funny.

 

[Luv4Pac4Ever]

Oh shit, that's cold. lmao though.
Reminds me of my son the other day talking about the teacher that got him in trouble. He got suspended from school cause the teacher heard him say a cuss word in the bathroom. So I asked him what cuss word he said and he goes, "I didn't say one, she's lying with her fat self, talking bout she big boned. She ain't big boned, she fat."
He's 9. I had a hard time containing myself after that one.

 

[PuffnScruff]

lmao, thats awsome, tell her too turn the treadmill up a little faster, get off lever 2

 

[Amara]

Oh shit, that's cold. lmao though.
Reminds me of my son the other day talking about the teacher that got him in trouble. He got suspended from school cause the teacher heard him say a cuss word in the bathroom. So I asked him what cuss word he said and he goes, "I didn't say one, she's lying with her fat self, talking bout she big boned. She ain't big boned, she fat."
He's 9. I had a hard time containing myself after that one.

lol. That's really funny.
He really got suspended for that....?

 

[Duke]

pussy ass teacher. they of all people should know children and the things they say

Regardless, funny lil story and lmao @ that dog pic, wtf?

 

[Maverick-old-account]

......rofl

 

[CalcuoCuchicheo]

lol @ both the stories & like Duke said, wtf is that dog pic all about?

 

[Bender]

Fat people need love too.

 

[Rukas]

LOL, harsh but true.

 

[H.E. Pennypacker]

Pauly, you $%#^$#% .....you made me laugh in public (library) while using the computer. You know how weird looks when someone is laughing while using the computer?

LOL...

 

[Duke]

im still cracking up @ that dog pic. hahaha, look at the beastie, goddamn.

 

[Luv4Pac4Ever]

lol. That's really funny.
He really got suspended for that....?

Yeah, he did. What makes it so bad is that this is like the 4th time he's got suspended for petty little shit and now I have to go to a hearing at the school board before he can go back to school. He's been out since last Monday and the hearing isn't until tomorrow. They just don't understand that this isn't punishing the kids, it's punishing the parents. Do you think he gives a damn that he's not in school? Hell no, they giving him exactly what he wants. Now I've had to rearrange my schedule at work so that I'd have somebody to watch him. It's bullshit. What ever happened to in-school suspension? That's what we used to get when I was in school. You had to sit in this musty old cold ass room either by yourself or with other kids that got in trouble instead of being in regular classes for how ever many days you got handed to you.

 

[ToopackShaker]

hahahahahah

 

[vg4030]

Oh shit, that's cold. lmao though.
Reminds me of my son the other day talking about the teacher that got him in trouble. He got suspended from school cause the teacher heard him say a cuss word in the bathroom. So I asked him what cuss word he said and he goes, "I didn't say one, she's lying with her fat self, talking bout she big boned. She ain't big boned, she fat."
He's 9. I had a hard time containing myself after that one.

lmao..
that sucks, my little bro is 11 and if he said something like that i would have cracked up