Earthquake!

[S O F I]

that's pussy shit.

 

[FroDawgg]

Yeah, I'm a few hours from where it started (yay, Virginia!). I was at work at the school I work, taking pictures from last year off the wall, and the building started to shake. Oh, I survived.

 

[vg4030]

According to FEMA's official guidelines, the first thing you should do when experiencing an earthquake is to update you facebook status

 

[keco52]

^Thank you for that clarification. I was torn between posting about it on SH or checking on my loved ones.

...I still have not checked on my loved ones.

 

[Jokerman]

After the quake I went outside and saw a fat woman walking, and for a second I thought that was the cause of the shaking.

 

[FroDawgg]

According to FEMA's official guidelines, the first thing you should do when experiencing an earthquake is to update you facebook status

Yeah, I noticed that when I logged on (a good 20 minutes later!) and saw everyone's immediate posts...safety, be damned!

 

[Flipmo]

 

[masta247]

^ This is so American

 

[dilla]

I was in the basement of my hospital, didn't feel shit. My buddy just an hour away in Cincy felt like he had just survived the shit from Japan.

"Oh my God, dude, nurses were screaming, but I just stood there and told em to calm down."

Fuck him. When I was out of Chicago for school, they had another one and everyone was talking about it, and there I was in bum-fuck Georgia beating off in a Hardee's parking lot, not feeling a thing.

 

[ARon]

The news coverage of this is so damn funny

 

[Ristol]

The news coverage of this is so damn funny

Bunch of people standing outside buildings, looking around. Reminded me of this:

 

[Jokerman]

I was having sex during the quake and swore the earth moved.

 

[Jokerman]

Rabbi says, gay marriage and the earthquake that shook the East Coast are directly connected.

"The Talmud states, 'You have shaken your male member in a place where it doesn't belong. I too, will shake the Earth.'”

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/...quake_n_935596.html?ncid=edlinkusaolp00000008

 

[ARon]

Small quake has shook the bay area, precursor to the big one. Eek!

 

[dilla]

I can't remember earthquakes occurring at this frequency. Between Haiti and now.... why so many?

http://www.cnn.com/2011/WORLD/americas/08/24/peru.earthquake/index.html?hpt=hp_t2

Maybe I just didn't pay attention before? But this is just ridiculous. End of the world seems mighty likely now.

 

[ARon]

We were talking about that like a year or two ago Lol

 

[S O F I]

I'm pretty sure we had an earthquake too about 45 minutes ago. My desk shook slightly for like 5 seconds and I wasn't even jerkin' it. I can't find anything on the news about it though.

 

[ARon]

I forgot you were on the best coast...you realize you'll die from an earthquake soon

 

[S O F I]

Yeah, Seattle is due for a really big one (no homo). There's this viaduct on a state route that passes right by downtown that will for sure come down if a big earthquake (i assume higher than 7) hits, from what experts say.

A local TV station did a scenario thing if an earthquake hit and then a tsunami too..it didn't look pretty.

 

[dilla]

Some blind bitch predicted California would break away from the US and go underwater if there was an earthquake. I saw this about 13 years ago on TV when my mom used to watch Hard Copy, some 15 min. BS show.

Thought the bitch was crazy, but.... now...