Earn Dukie's eternal thanks and blowjob excluvies.

Duke

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#1
Buy me this:

1920 White Brothers Big Class Gaff Cutter Zeil Boot te koop -=



Now I realize it's not a cheap gift. You may not have 12 million Euro laying around.

However, for the more financially pressed, there is also a way to appease me:

Bekijk bootfoto's - YachtWorld.com


Only 2.5 M. Isn't it gorgeous? And without the superstructure cabins most of these custom gulets come with. It may not really be an ocean going ship, but damn she's pretty.



Now, if you're really short-pursed, consider this for me:


1971 Harvey Gamage Gaff Topsail Handelsvaart Boot te koop - nl.yachtworld.com


Only 750k! Sure she may need some work but where are you going to buy a 130ft two master for such money? They're practically giving it away!


If even that is too much, how about this cutie? Original externally, modern inside. I'd give a limb.

1995 HMS Pickle topsail schooner Handelsvaart Boot te koop - nl.yachtworld.com


It's a steal.


Really, though. Fine me a prettier sailing ship than that cutter and I'm cutting off my balls. I think I'm moist between the legs.
 

Duke

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Yeah I like that ship. Looks gorgeous all authentic (well, without the gun ports) but also comfortable and modern inside.

Casey: Ships, man, ships. Not boats.
 

Duke

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#7
I have several problems with that:

1.) The semen/poop deck is old, man. C'mon, even my grandmother knows it. You can do better.

2.) These vessels don't really have a poop deck.

3.) Depending on the ship, you don't need that many men. The two-master will require the most men out of the bunch. The gulet is completely modern. Can't even really get up in the masts.

But yeah, if you are stupendously wealthy and want a ship like this you better have friends and family that can sail or you'll need to hire a crew, lol.
 

Preach

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#8
I don't particularly care for ships. I sorta hate sailors. And, well, I don't really like you either. I therefore rate this thread to a D-. Only the poop and the se(a)men made it worth my while.
 

vg4030

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#9
I don't particularly care for ships. I sorta hate sailors. And, well, I don't really like you either. I therefore rate this thread to a D-. Only the poop and the se(a)men made it worth my while.
WOHOOOOO!!!!!!

My post is justified!! Thanks Preach

Suck it Duke lol :p
 

Duke

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#10
lol. You should like ships, Fred. They feed your people with soft, gleamy fishies.


I'm getting an uneasy feeling I'm about to reach my fishjoke-tax. I need to lay low on them a bit so I don't ruin them forever.

Peanutbutter. That's it. Your new thing.
 

Duke

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#14
Plenty of water. I know enough people that can handle such a ship as well. The financing is the problem. That's where you people, my ever-bestest friends, come in.

:love:
 

S. Fourteen

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#15
Blowjob, semen? I'm in.

I will front the money when I have it as long as you promise me that we will sail the south pacific. Also, I'm deathly afraid of the water so we would need a good swimmer on board.
 

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