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Champagne Soda
then i move on to part two of this thread, which is what it's really about. in norway, we got this soda. it's just called "champagne soda". then one of the producers who make it (just like how you got coca cola, pepsi and classic cola) decided they were gonna call it chimpanzee soda. so they put a picture of a chimp on it and called it "chimpanzee soda". it makes so little sense that it makes me fucking angry. it's more stupid than those teletubbies. babies get treated like babies enough as it is, there's no need to pinken their everyday even further. it's time we turned around and went the other way now, considering the past two decades have been all about how you can treat your kids better.