Cats are Superior to Space Aliens

[S. Fourteen]

-Space Aliens have very big, dark eyes.
-Cats have very big, dark eyes and Cats can wink. Cats are superior.

-Space Aliens like to chase trucks with their UFOs.
-Cats like to watch Space Aliens chase trucks with their UFOs, then take a nap. Cats are superior.

-Space Aliens are little and sometimes cute.
-Cats are little, are always cute, and can purr. Cats are superior.

-Space Aliens like to learn about humans by watching TV.
-Cats ignore TV. Cats are superior.

-Space Aliens like to capture human beings and take them on UFO rides.
-Cats like to "adopt" humans and get them to give them food and treats. Cats are superior.

-Space Aliens eat people. Life insurance is expensive.
-Cats eat tuna fish. Tuna fish is cheaper than life insurance. Cats are superior.

-Space Aliens don't really make crop circles. They just take the credit.
-Cats make crop circles by chasing their tails in corn fields. They're indifferent to the credit. Cats are superior.

-Governments deny the existence of Space Aliens or UFOs.
-Governments, no matter how hard they try, can't deny the existence of cats. Cats are superior to Space Aliens.

-Space Aliens are said to be telepathic, but no one knows what they are trying to convey.
-Cats are notoriously psychic. They sit in front of closed doors, and humans come and open them without thinking. Cats are superior.

Why Cats are Superior to Space Aliens

 

[Shadows]

*Wonders if people will somehow bring on an Alien Vs Cat debate*

 

[ill-matic]

what the fuck

 

[Bobby Sands]

yes shadows

I think Aliens are better because i dont see them everyday.

 

[Bobby Sands]

no i think cats are better because they dont steal my cows or burn circles in my crops

 

[Bobby Sands]

bla bla bla

 

[Bobby Sands]

bla bla bla bla

 

[Duke]

*sniff sniff*

I smell Irish boredom!

 

[hizzle?]

 

[vg4030]

no i think cats are better because they dont steal my cows or burn circles in my crops

Fucking hill billy

everyone knows cats are an urban legend

 

[S. Fourteen]

bla bla bla bla

u mad?

 

[Bobby Sands]

yes.

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[S. Fourteen]

-Space Aliens have lethal ray guns and no sense of humor.
-Cats are virtually defenseless.

 

[Duke]

^^ lmao

 

[ArtsyGirl]

I always knew this.

VS

Is this even a competition?

 

[Shadows]

^aliens always greet you, cats dont.

 

[Duke]

^ I know aliens that don't greet you.

Your argument has just been countered, sir. Please leave your dignity on the table to your left. Thank you.

 

[ArtsyGirl]

My cats always greet me... usually with a cookie.

 

[Shadows]

your pic eated it though. u fail.

Can you draw a kitty and puppy togetta forevers?

:love:

 

[ArtsyGirl]

I posted a pic of someone else's superior kitty, my cats are even more superior..

I could draw it, I'll think about how I can convey the togetta forevers part..