Beer saved mans life!

Dave D

Active Member
#1
Man peed way out of avalanche

A Slovak man trapped in his car under an avalanche freed himself by drinking 60 bottles of beer and urinating on the snow to melt it.

Rescue teams found Richard Kral drunk and staggering along a mountain path four days after his Audi car was buried in the Slovak Tatra mountains.

He told them that after the avalanche, he had opened his car window and tried to dig his way out.

But as he dug with his hands, he realised the snow would fill his car before he managed to break through.

He had 60 half-litre bottles of beer in his car as he was going on holiday, and after cracking one open to think about the problem he realised he could urinate on the snow to melt it, local media reported.

He said: "I was scooping the snow from above me and packing it down below the window, and then I peed on it to melt it. It was hard and now my kidneys and liver hurt. But I'm glad the beer I took on holiday turned out to be useful and I managed to get out of there."

Parts of Europe have this week been hit by the heaviest snowfalls since 1941, with some places registering more than ten feet of snow in 24 hours.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1261997.html?menu
 

Cown

Active Member
#3
I love beer :thumb: Beer saves my life every weekend

after cracking one open to think about the problem

Now that's a real man
 

Cown

Active Member
#8
^Beer is cold, piss is warm... Plus the motherfucka didnt know he'd make it so this was his last chance to get drunk again
 

The.Menace

Well-Known Member
Staff member
#12
lol, what a story, is it for real? LOL.

Beer kinda safed my homie's life as well, no shit, 9 guys were beatin him up and he had lots of beer in his Backpack that absorped all those kicks while he was lyin on the floor.
 

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