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Duke

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#41
CalcuoCuchicheo said:
How can I stop a drunken Duke from answering my questions?
wait 2 mins cos then im outta beer and ill go to bed, :thumb:

goddamfuckinmdan havent been so drubk for quite a wghile


EDIT: i notice the spelling errores but im too lazy to corrrect em, hihi
 

roaches

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#42
Do you mind if I correct you when I know you are wrong?
If you know I'm wrong, go ahead.

Why isn't Hugh Thompson Jnr. explicitly recognized as an American hero?
More of a Vietnamese hero, if you ask me.

Has Hugh Hefner had full sex with more woman than any other living man?
Probably not. I'm picturing some drunk guy, in and out of jail, deadbeat dad, constantly fucking everything in sight - old women, fat women, desperate women, diseased women, etc. Plenty of guys like that out there, and I bet they all have something on Hef.

What is the rotation schedule at the Playboy Mansion?
Fuck if I know.

Where were all the half-decent looking hookers that night Hugh Grant felt horny?
With Eddie Murphy.

Did Divine Brown ever get paid by Hugh Grant?

If not, does she have grounds to sue?
I don't know.

How come Britney Spears grew up quite priveleged & yet, comes across as less than trailer trash?
Come stay in Louisiana for a while, lmao.

Will Camerion Diaz's acne ever go away?
Yes. Her marks, pimples, and blemishes will become Mormons and collectively become the brides of Andy Rooney's eyebrows.

Why do men in non-Arab countries get circumcised?
They tryna be down.

Does Bill Gates have a hot wife?
No.

Why is JFK revered when his time in office was a product of intimidation?
TV. If the conservative movement in this country wasn't so strong these days, Bill Clinton would surpass him, though, imo.

While we're on this topic, LBJ = greatest American president.

Why does the Bible contain so many inaccuracies?
It's a product of humans.

Other than the difference regarding the Papacy & the virginity of Mary, what really seperates Protestants & Catholics?
Apostolic succession, baptism at birth vs. later, hierarchial church structures, sacraments, immaculate conception, limbo/purgatory, saints, and a bunch of other nitpicky shit.

what do you think of the video of pac being alive that was posted in life?
You think I go to Life?

Why did nobody tell Warren G he was exposing his illiteracy?

Why do people worldwide respect Princess Diana when she never did anything notable?

Is Prince Harry still getting high when his minders aren't looking?

Will Mohammed Al-Fayed ever get British citizenship?

If not, is it due to his vocal nature?

Was Huey P. Newton a prophet?

If so, why is he not widely recognized as one?

If not, then how come he spoke of a fat kid named Christopher rhyming 'birthday' with 'thirsty' & also Jim Kelly's (of Enter the Dragon fame) little nephew who 'believes he can fly'?
 

2Pax

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#44
1. Do people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little
bottles of Evian water know that spelling it backwards
is Naive?

2. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...Does
that mean the fifth one enjoys it?

3. When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

4. I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

5. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

6.If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

7. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

8. Why do my brothers always drink all the Cola and leave the empty bottle in the fridge?
 
#53
Repeating questions that you failed to answer:

Why did nobody tell Warren G he was exposing his illiteracy?

Why do people worldwide respect Princess Diana when she never did anything notable?

Is Prince Harry still getting high when his minders aren't looking?

Will Mohammed Al-Fayed ever get British citizenship?

If not, is it due to his vocal nature?

Was Huey P. Newton a prophet?

If so, why is he not widely recognized as one?

If not, then how come he spoke of a fat kid named Christopher rhyming 'birthday' with 'thirsty' & also Jim Kelly's (of Enter the Dragon fame) little nephew who 'believes he can fly'?
 

Snowman

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#54
Who Will Be the Next Coach Of The Lakers (Phil Jackson Or Flip Saunders)

Why Did MJ Leave The Wizards?

When Will Eminem Finally Kill Benzino

Who Will Win NBA Rookie Of The Year

Who's The Better Killer (Jason, Freddy, Or M. Myers)
 

7 Syns

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#60
Can we expect anymore musical comebacks in 2005?

Mariah Carey
Jennifer Lopez
Will Smith all have come out this year.. who's next?

peace.
 
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